How do you get a boyfriend??

How do you get a boyfriend??

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i don't since i am -not- homosexual

Im not a fag, sorry

only girls get boyfriends you homo

by drinking petrol

im a girl
(connection reset sorry)

Nice
wanna a rusky bf?

I don't care

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are u cute and skinny and have fluffy hair

boris, stop to be a cringer

IM THE CRINGE

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pathetic vodka cringe

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Yes I am

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Garbage

Garbage
Garbage

A fan

Magick
Paskapuhetta mutta uskon

why you guys are so weird

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>ive got a cup of coffee but i believe
nani

i rly want a finnish bf >////

No u

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Am I the only straight person here? I like poopers, but female poopers, not male poopers. You should be ashamed.

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If you're gay:
>Go out
>Go to a gay club
>Buy a drink for literally anyone
That's it

If you're a girl
>Go out
>Go to a bar
>Give hints to a guy that you'd like a drink
Done.

Getting guys is very, very easy.

>Imagine sucking cocks and calling it being bi because no girl wants to touch you.

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>imagine not being bi lmao
ade

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>don't say me 'mutt'
>don't post shitty memes about alah
>don't be a redpilled

GTFO fake abe

fuck you got me

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keksityttö is a girl

how many time did you post in the name of abe? what had you done with abe??
ANSWERRRRRR FAGGOTT!!!!!!

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abe is dead now im the abe

you're such a pathetic vodka for being boris. please kill yourself or something because your existence here is a waste of megabytes

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t. mutt

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no, sir. you don't have the charisma of abe, also I was his friend so I know how was the old Boris

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