I have encountered a really interesting anomaly happening on my phone

I have encountered a really interesting anomaly happening on my phone

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this is the previous thread explaining it a bit more
the ppl on /x/ have shown me the way over here

Your bait is bad and you should feel bad.

Learn how to cross-board link.

I'm a newfag so sry for the non-working thread
this is the second anomaly

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it's not bait I'm having a problem here

Well, try not being a fucktard. There's not a single 3rd party icon on your screen that would be sanctioned by Jow Forums, and that's presuming that they would look past iOS. What model is that, anyways? A 5s? It can't be any newer than an SE.

>reddit
disregarded

what do you mean
yes its an SE

, .....

guys some one is calling me and caller id is (null)
I get likes and no profile shows up
and I get constantly friend requests from profiles that get deleted immediately afterwards
I taught that almighty 4 chan could help
but it seems that I was wrong

works on my machine

reddit proved to be completely clueless regarding my problem
and the ppl on /x/ said it could be pegasus that's trying to ping my location

I'll help you. Delete YouTube, Facebook, Messenger, Telegram, Instagram, Google Maps, and Reddit. I'm not familiar with LOVOO, but I'm gonna go ahead and say to delete that, too.

This is the most helpful advice I can give you, based on what I see on your screen. I'm sure there is more, as there are another 2 pages of what I'm sure is absolute garbage that ransacks your privacy (which completely defeats the only real reason to get an iPhone - better privacy out of the box than an android phone out of the box).

I'm happy I could help.

This. I was having the same problems as OP but I followed this advice and installed gentoo and everything is better now.

at least some constructive criticism

im going to follow your advice

lmao

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but the problem will still persist
because anomaly on fb

lol

Do you have a computer and USB stick? I had this same thing happen to me before and I had to install gentoo (security oriented linux distribution) to find the virus and remove it.
I've already written the script that looks for the virus and automatically removes it so I can post it for you once you have installed gentoo onto your computer. Unfortunately it won't work with windows or macOS.

>The problem will still persist.
Only if you don't delete your facebook account and walk away from it forever.

ok I'm downloading gento0 right now
would other Linux distros also work

yes that would be fine if i could
but i think that i'm addicted

Other distros probably would work, but since my script interacts with the ring 0 hypervisor of gentoo, it wouldn't work on other distros. You would need to figure out the virus situation and write your own script if you choose a different distro.

thanks, mate
could you post the script I'm going to do it tomorrow it's 5:30 am where I'm at

but still, I don't think that the problem is on my phone
because it is not rooted
at least i don't think so
the phone was bought new from a big store (not apple store)

My god, you're dumb. I actually even typed up everything explaining what was going on in a fit of rage. Luckilly, I caught myself before I posted it, because there are only two scenarios about who/what you are.

>1. You're an idiot.
This problem isn't solved by telling you whats wrong. This problem is solved by you educating yourself. It takes longer, but you're better for it.

>2. You're a troll
This problem is solved by not feeding you, which is the exact solution to possibility 1, as well.

Regardless, there is a sticky, where it explicitly says:
>Jow Forums is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site.
So go teach yourself something. I would start with the Stupid Questions Thread.

the first possibility might be true
and I tried to educate my self on this topic
but I can't find any viable information
why would I be a trolling about such a thing
and I'm actually trying to find someone who is able to educate me

I'm truly sorry if I came across as a troll
but still, don't understand why you are angry
all of you

I truly would like to know what's going on
maybe I'm not an idiot, just uneducated regarding this topic
pls accept my apologies annon

please you don't have to type it all again but at least point me to the right direction

I'm truly consumed by this problem and simply can't find a solution

>(null) is calling
stop being a faggot and answer

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There is no recourse for you. The problem isn't on your end. Ironically, the best solution was the one telling you to delete everything and walk away from the dataminer that is facebook, and all it's associated apps.

Also, since you are so ignorant on the subject of privacy: privacytools.io

already did
and it hung up immediately

I already deleted all 3rd party apps
next will be deleting any social media account I own
and Gentoo just got downloaded
so if the guy that wrote this post pls don't be angry just because I'm an uneducated pleb

>Gentoo
Oh, boy. Enjoy the wild ride. Not even the creator of Gentoo will install it himself.

Go ask for help on reddit

iPhones have had a long history of bugs and glitches for a while now. It's "normal", in fact apple laptops have "ghost" bugs like webm related. Just 2.4GHz wifi interference alone is enough to whack out most macbook "pro" screens.

tl;dr apple is trash, we try to warn people but they don't listen

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null is calling you to inform you that this shitty thread has qualified you for the title of lolcow

already did ask for help on Reddit
only two users responded
the first user said that I should not worry
and the other user said I have to stop shitposting on Jow Forums
I mean what kind of people go out of their way just to tell me that I have to stop searching for a solution or at least educate myself

fuck off we're full

guys
i literally can't stop sucking big black cocks
what do i do??

nevermind i figured it out lol

> Still using Facebook in 2019

Facebook is for the elderly and autists who like getting their info stolen.

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don't pretend to be me
you can't pretend to be me now
stop being so toxic and unhelpful

i need it to talk to friends

yeah really mature you all are just a bunch of shut-in trolls
none of you could help me even if you wanted
I'm just disappointed in your lack of maturity and understanding for a man in need of help and education

I truly don't remember anymore why I thought posting here was a good idea

NIGGER
also the tripcode is "#FUCKNIGS"

Just switch to android, user above is right desu. Dozens of the CVEs for iOS alone are fucking ridiculous. Apple can easily spend billions and billions on bettering their OSs but they dont. Instead they spend 90% of their money to market iPhones to the gays (see red).

There are $20 wall art android phones with less bugs/glitches than a $1,000+ iPhone.

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no i love the apple cock

doesn't answer my question

I'm to deep in the apple ecosystem anyway

iToddlers BTFO.

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thanks again for not being able to do anything productive

bait, now fuck off

this thread just got hijacked by trolls

actually I think it was only trolls all along

sucky sucky $5?

why are you all so mean to me
I just wanted some help with my phone

just give the guy a break
said no one ever

Sup my fellow gamers? I am team playing-troll slaughtering-bad kid killing-girl gamer respecting-hacker hunting-BADASS! I'm also a good tactictian and strategist.

If you want to be my bro, I'll have to get to know you on the virtual battlefields of awesomeness such as Team Fortress 2, Brawlhalla, Company of Heroes 2, and others I tread often.

I hate trolls, cussers, hackers, and spammers of all kinds and if you mess with me or my bros on a personal level, I'll take your face and shove it up your ass!

URAAAA!

anonymous ! it's you !
i-i have a confession to make, it's embarrassing but w-will you listen for a while ?

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mr.K is always listening
go ahead

yes it's me again (OP)

iToddlers need to be put into concentration camps and gassed.

no it isn't, NIGGER
I'M THE REAL MR K HERE

I am a homosexual and cannot stop thinking of cocks>

nice wanna suk me dik

yes want to fuck my asshole with no lube afterwards?

a-user-a-wHAT?

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all me

I want to recreate ram ranch in real life and get fucked by cowboys

besad

yeah they stole my name
and now they are trolling
pls just say what you want and don't pay attention to the trolls

>he still thinks Jow Forums is still reddit-free

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don't listen to this imposter, I am the real mr. K and I'm gay and proud
Also ignore all others claiming to be me

you stole my country

would you pls stop
Bump pls just say what's on your mind

Works on my machine ;^)

N

>he isn't still attempting to quell the reddit invasion
An army is only a strong as its weakest warrior, you disgust me nigger.

what a retarded analogy

When you're liked by a user and then they either block you or their account is banned the like count remains but they won't appear in the user list.

no one here cares about your gay arg, go back to /x/ with this cringe shit.

why are you still here
this is my thread
GTFO

I'm the real mr. K

when you're mr.K

bottom text

test

...

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when you're mr.K

hi

>realm grindr
is this a hookup app for faggots into renaissance fairs?

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did you know that K rhymes with gay?

mr.K on suicide watch

>gentoo
you're being memed, just install Mint with Cinnamon DE or something
linuxmint.com/download.php

>I'm deepthroating Tim Cook
Alright user, just go ahead and keep doing that

K

gamers rise up

You actually got baited into installing Gentoo? Good luck.

>quelling invasion by typing "g-go back" with your shaking hands while being fully aware no one is going anywhere

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It's the CIA nigger fucking with you.
Just run them over with your car to get rid of them.
They glow in the dark, that's how you see them