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• Chinked • Taste so fine you can eat it straight out his arse • user loves Penis stretchers • Inebriated user learns to draw • Balls on a bike • user suffers from ennui from lack of Chink shit • Ikeafag gets blanket-raped by the G-man • user and his Xiaomeme drone • Xiaomeme dildo • More cheapies
• And more cheapies • Jow Forumsentoo incarnate • Sometime a man wants to illuminate his penis through a warm metal orifice • A climatic conclusion • Cesium oxide • user's Teclast still lives despite being in a wreck• Chink razer
• Man purchase seeds for his wife

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First for new thread

Fuck chyna, based trump saves us all from insects

i dont give monry to communists
delete dis

Thanks for the new one, user!
..and that is a shitload of (You)'s :O

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Inbred retard detected.

I didn't get any (You)s :(

What?

I DIDN'T GET ANY (YOU)S :(

FUCK YANWEN !

YES YOU DID, NOW TWO :')

YES FUCK YANWEN, IT TOOK THEM ALMOST 3/4 YEAR TO GET MY WIFES SEEDS DAMMIT

But on a serious note. Yanwen is the fucking worst of the worst indeed. It's like they are walking to the country the order should be delivered in. Fucking twats.

Teclast F6 Pro

Y/N ?

I don't know. Yanwen seems to have -2 day shipping nowadays

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This came today.
Twosun TS52 $69 Factory edge on both sides.
I cut my finger and bled a lot the first time opening it because I did not know how to handle it properly.

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I ordered a slingshot.

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omfg, they bought a delorean :D

The last of my 30th March sale items arrived today, anyone else still waiting?

Get the newer F-15

Is it a balisong?

>believing in yanwen fake tracking info
brah, i got a bridge to sell you


(notice the times of each entry, they all the same, and spaced the same)

Why would you need a double edge knife?

No.

It's a weapon.

Is the blade locking?

Do chinks work on Sundays? I ordered something on Saturday, that going by timezones was Sunday morning for China, and my order is now at
>Shipped by seller
Or is that just a meme status and the thing hasn't even moved?

Why do all my order IDs end with the same 4 digits?

Yes.
youtu.be/IGXgIV59-fA

>not part of the elite chosen people who rule others.

Seething human flyover

Very nice

Any particular reason why?

I was looking for something with a smaller screen and something a bit lighter.

Looks like it has a better CPU and onboard graphics though?

It has superb build quality
Though the Chuwi AeroBook looks right up your alley

Any of you anons with experience buying chink soldering irons? which one are thr best ones for a hobbyist diy nigger?

chink alternative to this?

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If you want to solder electronics you should really spend the $200 and get a Hakko. If you are unwilling to do that just get the special at harbor freight, home depot, ace, etc its not gonna matter at that point.

>$200
Again, get the fuck out

you know you could just search for tracked mice

I see, well I wasn't going to do anything fancy or for multiple hours so 200 dollarydoos on a hakko soldering station feels like overkill to me when at best I'm welding some leds in a little board or repairing some headphones

aliexpress.com/item/32819040926.html

aliexpress.com/item/32803295956.html

aliexpress.com/item/32963269793.html

aliexpress.com/item/32800795451.html

aliexpress.com/item/32967842386.html

aliexpress.com/item/32818232340.html

aliexpress.com/item/32808761343.html

The $20 and $30 kits on Amazon will work just fine. Don't spend the money on the Chinese clones of premium irons, they are a waste of money.

pic has just arrived (listing is gone but here is same shit
aliexpress.com/item/9-benises/32951782134.html
)
same dealio from bits are hardened enough for the file to skid across (only putting force into it is it able to start bitting a bit). very noice on toight spaces
holder is nice soft rubberized plastic

and im an idiot (meh, photo is from listing anyway)

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Thanks anons

Is there a good sawblade "bit" for my cordless drill?

People in the last thread where saying Chuwi was thread was shit

lel this is all too confusing

I think the F15 and Aerobook are on the top of my list though.

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Good or bad? Anyone with experience?

What's the best 10 inch tablet lads?

Prepare for the pain.

Huawei Mediapad

>Huawei
What if I don't want to share my penis drawings with the Chinese government?

>I don't want sexy Chinese girls seeing my penis.
user, if you're gay just tell us, there's nothing wrong whit that at all.

That's not an insult to me. I like diccs

who cares what they think unless you're in china

and if you're in china you probs got a little dick anyways

>A climatic conclusion
the second chink is trying to scam user by getting him to rate 5 stars and then not sending the new one

that's just how it is why worry about it. we can't read the aliexpress devs minds

Shit looks and feels solid.

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>TLC NAND

I'll pass

Cheapie best boi 'ere:
aliexpress.com/item/10cm-Dark-Souls-switch-NS-amiibo-Solaire-Solaire-of-Astora-Action-figure-toys-doll-collection-Christmas/32991955242.html

>lavender buttons

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>Awaiting shipment (1)

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ill take chink tlc over intel qlc any time

I bought two pic relateds for 4.20 EUR, which is about 5 USD each. At first, they were pretty neat. They're about as big as a USB flashdrive, they're rechargeable via micro USB plug, and the light has two brightness levels, like dim and blinding.

However, after just one recharge cycle, they stopped working properly. They would not light up, but blink erratically.

So once again, money wasted on cheap chink shit. After that I ordered a brand one (13 EUR or 14-15 USD), and that just worked fine.

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>buying intel SSDs
just get a samsung lmao

also if they're using the cheapest NAND flash available, imagine how cheap they went on the controller.

You should have bought on of those round super cheap ones that takes CR2032 primaries.

Yes but I didn't want to buy batteries all the time, that's why I specifically looked for a rechargeable light.

What are some good and specially Japanese brands of stationary that I can get from the chinks?
I live in a shit hole and just started my PhD, I need some shit like pens and pencils to work because my old ones are too old now.
I saw some rOtring pencils there, they seem genuine.

I keep looking at the pro 2 version of this for carrying around and playing roms on my phone.

Rotring is the shit, buy it.

The real rOtring mechanical pencils I have look super nice and feel good with rough texture and heavy brass body under the black paint.
Even if the ones on Ali are fake, they look identical.

My R4 card finally arrived. Looks a little different than what I ordered, though. Hopefully it's still compatible with my DSi XL. Took Canada Post until 2 PM to deliver it, fucking hell.

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So you bought fake Nitecore Tubes?
youtube.com/watch?v=YZNA8vxBcJE
youtube.com/watch?v=tjX8S2G1Czc

Inside the box. The R4 card itself, and some chinky mSD reader.

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Yes. I didn't know any better.
Will watch the videos now.

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>And some faggot-ass cunt just have to ruin the Rep train (Cross-thread)
link for 5 ?

Nice, I'll certainly get, specially after my Graphgear 1000 broke after less than a year of owning it. I'm between getting the 600 or the Rapid Pro.
Any tips on good pens to get?

Good news, it works.

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shit, just searched for them, they're expensive af. I have a 600 with me but the tip is bent unfortunately, dunno how to put it back in place. Last time I tried, it flew off.

Chink monitors arent a thing? I cant find anything.

you know those are dim as your brain and batteries lasts two nano seconds?

What's this, 2010?

Didn't you ask about this last thread? I seem to remember someone pointing out shipping would be nuts.

I didn't even know these were still a thing.

Report bacon in hammer please.
Is the handle hollow?

Item shipped probably means it has been picked or they have printed the shipping label.

I ordered some socks, got the shipped notification, the the seller messaged me telling me a pair of the socks were out stock.

It's been a while since I've actually had a DS. I got a DSi XL for my birthday a couple years ago. Just had it collecting dust since I had very few games. Decided to make it useful.

Where is that legal?

That mental case is what i need.
Also any recomendations for cheap 8 port non managed switch?

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Do these have the time bomb that make them useless after a certain date?

>double edged knife
I think the word is 'dagger'

Have fun user, Ds´ library is really good

It doesn't seem like it. I had talked to a few friends, and a couple people on forums to make sure. r4isdhc.com cards have timebombs, but r4i-sdhc.com cards don't.

It is not legal where I live.

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In yurop you can own a knife with a blade of up to 10cm.

Ayy thanks, I'm putting homebrew shit on it now. And of course, ROMs.

It's legal to possess in Europe, but not legal to carry around. You'll be charged with carrying an illegal weapon if caught.

rotring is german you retard

Thought so, too, but I looked it up and no, it isn't. It's an American company.

where I live a 4 port (5 but you have to use the one to connect it to somewhere) unmanaged switch from tp link costs like 6 euro, and works right out of the box, how cheaper can the yellow man sell those for?

I'm almost sure it's 15cm max, not 10, for a carry knife, at least a single edge one.

I see. That explains why the tracking number doesn't have any info yet