Boomer dad wants me to fix his work computer

>boomer dad wants me to fix his work computer
>basically its all fucked up, i even had to ctrl+c ctrl+v a greentext to get the arrows right
>i dont know what the fuck to do, im running random cmd codes while running the antivirus and throwing technical terms when he comes just to avoid anwsering his questions
pic related is his desktop

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Backup data and reinstall.

¿Hola como estás?

Don't even bother trying to fix boomer computers. They're beyond fucked and you will never make them functional again.
Just clean install Windows. It's the only way.

Just do what says, backup the files and do a clean windows installation, install chrome and office suit and you're set

i cant, this computer already infected 3 usb mems and i dont want to risk my porn usb
send help

>software from 10 years ago
>random folders and icons in desktop
>>>>>SPANISH
hahahahahahahahahahahaha you doon goofed

Copy c:\users\jose to a thumb drive (idk how one could get infected let alone with JPEGs and DOCXs, but get a new one if you "don't want to risk your porn drive")
Reinstall Windows
Reinsert the files
Profit

Jesus that desktop reminded me of my primary school days. aTube Catcher was used a lot by my "teachers" to download educational videos instead of teaching us actual lessons

Install Gentoo

Run malwarebytes my bean friend

just load a Ubuntu live CD, backup everything, reinstall
and install linux so your boomer pop pop doesn't fuck it up again, give him this so he doesn't get lost

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recommend this on w10 is pretty easy and fast done. Cant be arsed any more to search how mom fucked up

Honestly this, boomers can fuck up PC's in the most amazing ways possible. Just pick a Linix destro and change it up to look like Windows and if he asks why he can't run things the usual way, just lie and say its a Windows 10 update.

Fuck off underage faggots

>encarta
True Boomer

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Encarta used to be the shit man.

>boot into linux live
>mount hdd
>copy important files
>create bootable win7 iso
>reinstall os
>copy files back
that's like 1 hour of work max

That's not too dirty of a desktop. I expected your dad to be the type of watching porn in dubious sites and download these not_a_virus.exe programs.

>2019
>not storing your porn on desktop
pleb

>localized

Well, theres the problem, the pc got aids.

>do a back up
>see how much space the back up takes
>Install Linux on partition considering your back up and the 7GB Linux takes
>boot to linux
>from linux search the back up file and move it to linux
>reinstall windows

>Work computer
Why has no one asked if he actually OWNs this computer or not? If it's a computer given out by his work then he needs to call his helpdesk.

>Windows Vista
Install Gentoo and you're done

Hazle caso al wallpaper del desktop. Te estamos ayudando pero no quieres.

Just do a backup of the data and reinstall windows.

oh god atube that brings me back

^ Eso.
OP, meté tus archivos en un disco duro extraible o en un USB, reinstalá Windows deja todo en orden y luego poné los archivos en su luagr.

Te vas a ahorrar horas de sufrimiento y problemas y le dejarás a tu viejo una computadora veloz y fresca.
No seas tonto.

>Four fucjinh browsers
Im' laughing like a tard m8

Actual browser
Porn browser
work-related browser
Fall-back browser

what's the fall back browser for?
why is porn browser needed if incognito mode exists?

malwarebytes chameleon
malwarebytes.com/chameleon/

sopa de mocaco

>encarta
Jesus I feel old

Install Adobe reader

Wrong language, that's Portuguese, not Spanish.

Tell him its fucked beyond salvation and you need to format, fresh install windows 10.
Thats what i do.

so what's the issue?

sopa de mono

I agree, my pop managed to install so much "security" shit on his computer that it couldn't connect to the goddamn network any longer. He was even paying subscription fees for the privilege. I put two hard drives on the box intentionally so I could just back his shit up to the second one when he did this every 2-3 years. This time I told him that Win7 was EoL and installed Linux Mint. He complained but I told him to fuck off. He only uses Chrome, a calculator and a few other common things like printing shit and core Win7 office tools like Wordpad. Putting him on Linux nullifies his ability to install stupid shit that will break the box.

I'm interested in seeing how the he manages to fuck up the Linux install in novel ways after a few years.

>we are helping you but you dont want
im doing exactly what you are telling me but this shit crashes every 10 minutes

Quedó delicioso...

why is apu crying

>there is literally a facebook icon (probably malware) in the desktop

>Restart in safe mode
>Shove everything important on a usb/external harddrive (clean a previous USB if you have to)
>complete reinstall
>install antivirus
>turn off auto run
>plug usb back in
>run antivirus on usb (BEFORE TAKING ANYTHING OFF)
>put everything on the usb back

don't try to fuck around with things if its that bad, you won't know how to fix it, and malware will probably already have installed itself in things you don't wanna fuck around with. (good luck fucking around with reg keys if you're a beginner lol)

For those times when Mozilla trannies nuke your add-ons

>TeamViewer
Did your dad get scammed?

i dunno, he once paid for winrar

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Probably geeksquad nuking the partition and installing Windows 10 Mandatory Telemetry™ Edition.

Your dad is based.

dios mios

Inicia desde un livecd de Linux. Si se sigue apagando en Linux; intenta retirar la tarjeta gráfica, cambiar la fuente de poder, o corre pruebas de Ram en memtest.

I almost paid for Winrar too because the popup was so damn annoying, but then I downloaded a free online patch that gets rid of the popup so it behaves identically to the paid version...

poor apu

Install goku

Bien y ud?

>I'm interested in seeing how the he manages to fuck up the Linux install in novel ways after a few years.
he shouldn't be able to fuck up anything unless you were retarded enough to give him the root password or you created an account for him that had root privileges.

you're in way over your head, young lady.

so this is the guy who keeps saying install gento to newfags

>encarta
based boomer dad, I miss the virtual tours.

>meté
>reinstalá
Sácate de aquí, argentino.
Instálale Gentoo a tu papá, OP.

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it's like you don't even try

With the boomer anything is possible.

has anyone recorded a boomers computer? We need an actual study into how they fuck up computers so badly.

You would think Mircopenis was doing this already with Windows 10 but I guess trannies and ads are top priority.

what do you have against argies?
every time i delve into the spanish speaking internet its one spic cunt flinging shit at another?
why?

Hes a retard