This is my first time visiting Jow Forums and i cant believe i spent all those years being afraid of this thing because...

this is my first time visiting Jow Forums and i cant believe i spent all those years being afraid of this thing because i thought you were all deepweb hacker gods. youre all just edgy retards like me. i love this.

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Great. Now lurk only

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THIS IS A CERTIFIED
BRUH MOMENT

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hAHhaA GET IT BECAUSE Jow Forums IS WHERE LE MEMS COME FROM HahHHAHaA SO FUNNY LOLE!!!1!111

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Congratulations for entering the most cancerous website other than Tumblr and stopping by on the best board.

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there are more people who complain about Jow Forums on this site than actual Jow Forums users who post outside of their board

No. Youre the only edgy retard here. Edgy kids go to /b/ perhaps you'll fit there

show boipussy or i hack u for real

this

Fuck off to /b/ and have your asshole burst

prove it

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leave before it's to late

Habeeb it

go back
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Henlod noonfog
If I get trips quads also anything higher than quads or the numbers 1776, 1973, and 1488 in my ID or post number I'll fuck my brother; another possibility is if I get kot, kitten katten, dog, doggo, or doge, in my ID I'll do the same. If not I'll remain straight for the rest of my life.