Why doesn't Jow Forums design a cpu?

why doesn't Jow Forums design a cpu?

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I'll make the logo

we don't have high precision instruments to print the dies

I do. I work in fab department @ intelaviv

good thread

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ok
>2 i9 9900k cores for legacy applications and gayms
>14 cheapo r7 1700 cores for everything else
now watch them sell like hotcakes

Sixteen ARM1 cores on 7nm silicon, pipelined with x86_64 instructions broken into their single cycle parts. No security encapsulation, everything runs on the same security level for minimum overhead. Integrated Northbridge and Southbridge. No integrated graphics. Only one FPU and 512 bit SIMD.

Alright, I'm done.

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wait are non-gamers not allowed? ;_;

We dumb.

Well, looks like we have successfully finished another project, good job Jow Forums

CAN WE NON-GAMERS RISE UP

but first we need to find out if p=np or not

are you looking for a board not dominated by discussion of video games?

japanese bird cooking spaguetti

I recently designed a cpu for Jow Forums to use
amd, intel, nvidia and microsoft cpus btfo

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I've got it:

>14 cores
>88 threads
>420 bytes of L1 cache per thread
>clocked at 69ghz
>Wtf is a tdp

cringe

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try again if you were trying to be funny

Not only do I design them, I also solder them.

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wait

Ok, I start

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128 cores
256 threads
5.6ghz base clock
Custom socket
Uses BGA because fuck pins and fuck LGA
Only supports single channel DDR4 4200 ram
Will only be available for ITX boards
No integrated GPU

Yes I'm retarded

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fabbing is what you do after designing, numbnuts

10,000 cores
300GHz
dedicated anime co-processor
done

Microsoft CPU?.

Because nobody here or in the tech world know how they work, for them It's just magic with the bigger numbers the better.

that's an absolute unit of a bird,
australia is truely terrifying

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A CPU that natively runs Brainfuck, of course.