Your house is burning

Instructions on how to rip from various sites. And passwords. Literally everything else is more or less replaceable.

Bookmarks list and password txt files

It's just a random scenario, have fun with it.

I'd compress all the pictures of my childhood with my grandparents as much as I can, probably into a .webm and save that.

private key

Nothing, I'd keep using my computer and die in the fucking house.
Fuck off.

all my saved t0r download links

Good thing i have backups

This post is anxiety inducing. I need to backup a lot of things.

my password file duh

I think 8mb is legitimately just not enough for anything I'd risk my life over in a house fire

phoenix.sh

TempleOS Lite is only 1.91MB

I save a compressed text file containing the SHA-256 hashes of all my files, then train a super AI to reverse engineer the hashes back to files based on my preferences and such.

All my documents and pdf's

nothing. too little space to even bother

My private keys.

My intheend.flac

Is that possible?

nothing. all of my config files and even my documents are in a private github repository.

my passwords
my Jow Forums X settings and blocked tripcodes and such
maybe some pcb designs

if that were possible a lot of hashing algorithms would suddenly be very ineffective.

That's like 41 kB

Porn obviously.

That is kind of worthless. I don't even have photos I've taken that are smaller than 8MB. The smallest is 10MB. All my books I'm working on are all also over 8MB since they contain artwork.

Technically yes, but it would take a universes' age to do it for just one file. You are better off just hunting up your data in the Library of Babel, it'd take less time.

Passwords.txt

We know, thanks for that.
t. Microsoft and NSA

Why yes i do encrypt everything and back it up for free to google drive. How could you tell?

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>give your data to the one corporation in the world that is virtually guaranteed to end up having quantum computing capabilities
Why would you do this?

I'd use the SuperCompressor utility to compress my entire hard drive into 8MB (yes, it's possible, if you don't think so then you clearly haven't heard of SuperCompressor).

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My wife and dog.

>~/journals
easy
i have everything in this folder in a form of text files - text file calendar, todo list, important dates, passwords, recipes, ideas, business, finance.
whole folder is 6MB including few pdf books.
guess im ready for this unlike scenario

assuming my off-site backups didn't count, I'd save my emacs config, my journal, my course notes, and my todo lists

Not the same guy, but maybe because symmetric ciphers are quantum resistant

>he doesn't have his dotfiles version controlled and backed up off-site

Still, handing over the data to the one corporation most likely to be able to break the encryption is just downright stupid.

postsome important dates or ideas

nah i mean important dates in my family (our son's first X etc)
i have a folder inside the journals/ thats called thoughts-on/ where i just have multiple files, each for a different topic and whenever i have an idea or think about something, i write it there. Sometimes, i find out that i already thought about that some years go, lets say business ideas, trip ideas, recipes...

Could you give more info? Can't really find a specific result ti supercompressor.

My keepass database.

Of course, that's how Stealth works

Based and redpilled

Gee Phil, did you eat a whole bowl of retarded for breakfast?

>format the 8 MB as πfs
>proceed to save all my 20 TB of data in it
>???
>profit

This picture.

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i don't have any data of value on my PC

>wallet.dat
what.is

>t0r
what? Tor tor TOR tOr ToR is filtered now?

nothing,
you can get a 256gb usb drive and keep it in your wallet
also offsite backup mirror just in case it fails

My .config and some photos

>your house is burning
I live in a brick apartment building and it doesn't belong to me so what the fuck do I care if it's burning or not.

>you can only salvage 8MB (Eight Megabytes) of data off your PC
Uhmmm... the really important stuff is backed up in several locations, and no it wouldn't fit in 8MB of space, even with massive compression. I once has a 530KB Zip file that decompressed to 27MB in size - that might seem paltry nowadays but considering it was on an i386 with 4MB of RAM and a 40MB hard drive, yeah, that fucking file when decompressed basically killed that PC.

>no other data can ever be recovered
As stated, the really important stuff is backed up in several locations, with various forms of encryption and even PAR files to ensure it can always be recovered. Even the the concept of such catastrophic data loss is laughable these days with so many client/server potential points.

Sorry, it's client/server, I can't use your stupid newfangled "cloud" terminology.

kek made me laugh

I don't have a desktop PC, all my data is on my laptop.

Nothing, honestly.

>keeping your only copy of important data in your home

I keep my most important data buried in a coffee can in the yard

/thread

>create a text file containing the SHA-256 hashes of all my files
>create SHA-256 hash of said text file
>memorize it
>train a super AI to re-generate the text file matching the text file hash
>train a super AI to re-engineer the files matching the hashes inside

>/dev/urandom the entirety of the 8MB flash disk

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Just my .pem key to access through SSH to where my files are.

Oh yeah, that compressor that violates the Information Theory and may compress the entire Wikipedia in just 1kB?

Compressing is easy, unpacking is impossible though.

JEJKd

There's an infinite number of files that have the same hash.

darude%20sandstorm.mp3

share ur thoughts friend. show us the inner machinations of your mind so we can point and laugh

My favorite Gs-mantis webms

Unpacking is just as easy with superunzip.

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everything is backed up to the cloud so nothing

This

>256gb usb drive in wallet
I do this

wallet | ˈwälət ˈwôlət |
noun
a pocket-sized, flat, folding holder for money and plastic cards.
• [archaic] a bag for holding provisions, especially when traveling, typically used by peddlers and pilgrims.

I've got maybe two or three dollars in my wallet: purse, change purse; billfold, pocketbook, fanny pack.

All the magnet links on my torrent client, I think.

Nothing. I don't have anything that needs backuping.

Yes. But good luck with that, and I hope you can live some billions of years.

Depends on the hashing algorithm, but SHA1 and MD5 are definitely broken and there are known collisions.

is this KGB Archiver

>Based Delphi fag.
Also assembler and "C" sources.

My passwords

my resume and all work related scanned documents, everything else is more easily replaced, dont have any wortwhile pics or whatever on my computer.

nothing. rise from the ashes like a fucking PHOENIX baby

Yup
To both

everything else is backedup. idk or care

112K .gnupg/
372K ~/.password-store/
120K /etc/portage/package.use/
24K ~/software_list.txt
4.0K ~/mumble_backup.p12
4.0K ~/Documents/homepage/index.html
4.0K ~/.vimrc
28K ~/.emacs.d/
4.0K ~/.mkshrc
4.0K ~/.xinitrc
2.2M ~/.config/mutt/
4.0K ~/.offlineimaprc
4.0K ~/.msmtprc

TOTAL: 2.884MB

Wow, I'd really miss my pdf and music library.

my private keys and my password manager dump

all my truly unrecoverable files are backed up in my dropbox

Output of pacman -Q maybe?
I keep all of my data in nextcloud and/or repos. I'd probably lose some porn though.

Compress those text files and you probably could fit an e-book and one song (transcoded to opus) on it.

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probably pack a few folders and text files into a .tgz:
~/code/
~/*.txt
~/.config/

that's it
if I can't get to anything in the cloud after this for whatever reason, add ~/MEGA/MEGAsync/*.txt to the archive
probably less than 5MB total
might have space for ~/bin/, or at least the shell scripts there too

I would save a blank 8MD SD card while being very defensive about whats on it and keep it until my deathbed and when people go on it after my dead to see what id risk my life saving they'd find nothing.

no he just doesn't want to end up on a fbi watchlist

what's even made in pascal anymore? Cheat engine and a RuneScape bot is all I can find.