Hard drive clicks

>hard drive clicks

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> powering on the computer is like turning the ignition switch on a cold winter's day

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>system pauses for like 20 seconds before starting and finally posts a beep

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>SSD schlops

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I'm a med student that has used his sthethoscope more times to listen for hard drive clicks than heart beats of sick people.

You're a bad med student then.
Also you didn't post an animal reaction face so you're not allowed to post here anymore.

>SSD starts clicking

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>monitor turns black

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>CPU cooler randomly goes full speed

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>hear fans blasting
>nobody is using the computer

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>mom finding out cum stains on keyboard

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>niggerian samaritan offering money on mail

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>webcam light turns on by itself

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>disc player keeps changing speed when reading a disc

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>hard drive makes modem connection sounds

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>command line randomly opens and closes immediately

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>ants coming out of the computer

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>loonix

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>hard drive dicks

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>weendos

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WHY THE FUCK DOES MYSQL UPDATE ITSELF THIS WAY?!

What's the problem? Just restore from your backup.

>ethernet cable slips out again because some mong broke the tab 5 years ago

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>mouse starts to move by itself

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>sister accidentally ssh's into my machine from an insecure connection
MOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>ssh's into my machine from an insecure connection
Where's the problem?

>unusual account login in Nairobi, Uganda

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>fans blasting like a jet engine
>computer is in standby mode

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I don't know, I was trying to meme along with you guys but I don't know the terminology ;_;

It's okay user, we'll just assume you didn't share your host key with her yet and she's getting man-in-the-middled, just like every night amirite

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>can't find that one reaction photo because I have too many and I misnamed it

>it's another "Joey smears his coworkers' screens when pointing at spreadsheets" episode
>it's another "Joey insecurely ejects USB drives from his coworker's pc" episode
>it's another "Joey comes over to you during your private break to shoot the shit about the big game, while reeking of 40 y/o boomer cigarettes-and-coffee breath" episode

Seriously getting tired of these reruns, Joey

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>cpu cooler pump starts schlorping

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I fucking hate this

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>Be me
>Just trying my matlab homework
>Load signal
>Nothing special, Il just loop these matrix equation n times
>run.jpg
>Matlab slows down to a crawl
>CPU usage goes to 100%
>There is a loud BEEEEEB from the machine
>Start smelling something burning

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>shut laptop lid
>fan spools up faster than when you were using it

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>snake got wrapped around the cpu cooler again

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based beherit poster

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>windows updates overnight

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>Error: # sudo apt-get upgrade E: Could not get lock /var/lib/dpkg/lock - open (11: Resource temporarily unavailable) E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), is another process using it?`

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>windows 10 overwrote grub again

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>Cortana compliments your new haircut

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Windows makes "new device connected" sound out of the blue

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>Cortana degrades you for having incognito tabs open for only 30 seconds

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>go to delet everything in a folder
>file manager set to open with single-click
>select all things in folder
>one hand on dick, too lazy to move other hand all the way up to delet key
>two-finger tap on touchpad to right-click then delet
>it registers as one tap
>spend ten minutes waiting for it to switch to another TTY
>another two minutes waiting for 'root' to register
>five minutes for the password
>ten more minutes to
>fuck it
>hold down power button
>boot again
>kernel panic

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>this incident will be reported

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Nairobi is in Kenya.

>puts computer into sleep mode
>it wakes up randomly

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>connect USB drive to the PC
>the drive name is garbled ASCII

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kek

>the clock with extremely large outer battery that was gifted to you clicks

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That's the scary part.

fucking kek

>old unknown usb in drawer does nothing when plugged

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I've always wondered what the fuck causes this.

Usually happens when the disk usage is pegged out or ran out of RAM.

>plug in backup external hard drive with precious files on it
> get pop-up 'USB device not recognized'

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>typing furiously
>dialog box pops open .01 second before you press enter
>dialog box disappears and you have no idea what you just said ok to

>plugging in a NTFS drive on a mac

>try to install gentoo
>start laughing manically and stop

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key I got SSD

>in the middle of writing a 10 page paper
>get around 7 pages done
>gotta go to the bathroom
>Don't save because I think its gonna be quick
>20 minutes later
>Windows restarted my computer to install updates without ever prompting me
>word didn't auto recover my paper and I have to restart back from having only a single page done and no bibliography (because fuck me I'm an autist who didn't use one of those fancy sites that makes it for you)
>the paper is due 12 hours from now

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>Flash zip diskette starts making floppy noises

FUCK

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How do you spend 20 mins at the bathroom?

>sound card clicks

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>shingle falls out of HDD

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>use (n)vim and LaTeX
>everything saves and recovers correctly
>use linux which doesn't shut down without my permission
>so it's not an issue in the first place
God damn it feels good not to be retarded.

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>have to get out of bed to turn it off or I'm listening to a loud fan for the next half hour

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You don't?

computer makes noises and shit but monitor still black

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>cursor stops for a second

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>when the desktop with massive GPU fan boots up and you can't hear a thing

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>Brand new SATA Power splitter catches on fire
>YFW The hard drive still works

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>computer makes noises and shit and then the monitor goes black

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>mouse clicks

But seriously, why does Windows love having half its programs do crap through CMD automatically? Shit even happens with a clean install.

what's your fucking problem with it tho

>PSU starts making high pitched whine

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>gpu sagging at a 45° angle

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>that one position in which the laptop charger connector worked doesn't work anymore

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why the frick does this happen?

>unplug litecoin miner but it keeps running, ok just a charge left in the circuits
>runs for another 5 minutes
wtffffffff
Is it just induction from the power supplies all lined up side by side?

>2am
>daily backup cron job runs
>hard drive is louder than the fans

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>Install Realtek drivers
>Soundcard makes a very faint sound
>Uninstall Realtek drivers
>weird sound goes away

>Fall asleep while monitor is in standby
>Wake up to the monitor turned on with Firefox opened

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>go to sleep with android wifi turned off
>wake up with wifi enabled and connected to the ap

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>put thinkpad on dock
>freezes

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>set android calendar up to use monday as first day of the week
>add a new event, week starts at sunday

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>straight in the feels
Fuck docking station firmware updates.

>cmd window pops up for a second at 3 am

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>keeps doing it
>install BIOS update and disable the serial printer port and rs232
>still freezes sometimes
oh, IBM/Lenovo, you cheeky fucks.

I had this problem and traced it down to a faulty molex power connector to one of the HDDs. A new PSU fixed it.

>not soldering a SATA connector onto the MOLEX wires
best use for a molex head, trust me.

>CMD window suddenly pops up out of fucking nowhere, text blasts across it for a split second
>CMD window disappears

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>he installs grub to his downloads folder

>SATA connector

It didn't have any.

Sunday IS the first day of the week, kid.

oh, okay.
Sorry, I'm the IRL equivalent of every cyberpunk-technomancer in any media, so I have all that shit.
Since I'm broke i learned to make do with what I have.
>t. turned a free optiplex 980 into a server by modifying the PSU to have a fuck ton of SATA ports without dying
>t. has inhaled more solder fumes than oxygen