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Brother, may I have some water?

fuck off gipsy

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Is it true Americans let dogs into their houses?

Who the fuck doesn't? Why get a dog if your just going to use them as a lawn decoration

Why would you not let mans best friend in your home. Are you some kind of 3rd world monster?

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Most people keep dogs in their cages. That way they can alert you to trespassers.
They stink, they make a mess, they whine, they're needy, they diminish the property value, they ruin furniture, they eat rat poison and get sick. There are so many issues with letting them in your house. Do you need children?

bugman detected
begone, bugman

Aren't bugmen the ones who treat animals like babies?

No, that's nu-males. Bug men are different.

dogs are awesome
you must be some kind of catfag

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I have both cats and dogs. Neither are supposed to live inside, you stupid yankee.

Why do white people kiss their dogs on the mouth?

Americans aren't white.

The do as well as you train them. You can't stop some dogs from stinking, but you can stop them from making messes, or ruining furniture.

Dogs are infinitely better than cats
>loyal as fuck
>guards your house
>guards your car
>guards your lawn
>guards your mailbox
>guards your kids
>guards his own meals and water
>watches over you when you sleep
>watches over your wife and kids while they sleep
>wants to keep you healthy and insists on outdoor activities
>loves swimming
>loves running
>loves playing ball
>accepts your touch
>responds only to you and your family's command
fight me catshits

Only good thread on the catalog atm

>Americans
And everyone else that is not a 3rd world shitter

most people train their dogs.

Don't act like all breeds of dog can be trained to act the same way, that isn't true. Some breeds are just shits. But I wasn't talking about them literally tearing up the furniture. Just that their smell and their fur will ruin it.

I fucking hate faggots

Properly trained dogs don’t do these things, and you can throw them in a river to wash them off.

You people are just so obnoxious that you don't see it. But everyone around you does.
Go lick your dog's mouth.

Dogfags are autistic.

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DID SOMEONE SAY DOGGO?!?

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>has been known as mans best friend since time immemorial
>can be trained to hunt degenerates
>can be trained to hunt drugs
>can be trained to hunt animals
>can be trained to hunt criminals
>can be trained to hunt explosives
>can be trained to hunt chemical weapons
>can be trained to hunt illegal immigrants
>will take a bullet for you
>will attack and stand its ground no matter the odds
>will warn when you have early cancer
>will warn when you will be going into shock
>will warn when you will be having a heart attack
>will warn when you will be having epileptic attack

DOGS ARE NUMBER ONE

>>will warn when you have early cancer
>>will warn when you will be going into shock
>>will warn when you will be having a heart attack
>>will warn when you will be having epileptic attack
Just make sure you have the right energy crystal on it.

will warn when there will be a gas leak too
and will literally die of sorrow if you die before it

t. retard

seething smelly pedo catfucker kys

I bet your home reeks of dog. Don't bother answering that, because your head is too far up your arse to realise.

"why yes, I rehabilitate dogs from the pound."

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SEETHING CAT PISS

iTODDLERS BTFO

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muslim by any chance?

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No, just a normal, non-American white.
See above.

this but unironically, it takes a great man to tame a worthy dog. it's also very very appropriate to judge a man by his dog's behaviour, dogs take after their owners and are trained by them.

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>he will never go out in the wilds hunting with his dog and his trusty old rifle and knife

dogs are worse than indians
they not only street shit, they also literally eat shit

Why would you think I don't take dogs hunting? Because I don't kiss them on the mouth? I just treat dogs properly.

CATFUCKER

Well, this is the last cry the nu-male has, I suppose.

>being this much of faggot
My cat and my dog go both indoors and outdoors.

I bet your home stinks and so do you. Stop treating animals like babies, you manchild.

>I just treat dogs properly.
Define this

Keep them in their cages when they aren't in use, take them out in the paddocks on the back of the vehicle (not in the cab), train them to obey my commands with negative reinforcement.

Aaahhh boys, here it comes!
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Nothing retarded there. Your "fur-babies" don't need to be pampered.

Reported to the police you abusing cuck

God Americans are fucking pathetic. They'd bitch about someone not kissing their dog long enough. They have no idea how to treat animals, since their entire existence is of being coddled.

.t animal abuser

I’m not American.
My dog never licks, it’s not something he is interested in. He just likes being walked, having balls thrown for him and petted. He has his own food. He never has any food off the table unless it’s vegetables or leftovers. He is not kept in the same room when we eat.

I just know how to treat a dog well you abusive retard.

Stop treating your dog like it is a baby.
That isn't well. You're treating it like a baby. Why let it in the house? Why play with it? It should expend enough energy in the paddock.

cats:
>african immigrants
>kill cute birds
>carry toxo

hey man just a heads up, you might actually be retarded. not Jow Forums hurr durr ur retarded but actually cognitively deficient.

Americans think that. They kiss dogs on the mouth.

dogs have the exact same social structure as humans

chinks aren't human btw

>Most people keep dogs in their cages. That way they can alert you to trespassers.

>cages
>CAGES

fucking savages if you cant train your dog then dont fucking get one

They are trained. What's wrong with cages? Everyone uses them.

dogs aren't wild animals

And?

you put things in cages to protect yourself from them, wild animals, criminals, subhuman scum etc.

what was even the point of this thread

>you put things in cages to protect yourself from them

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No, you do it to keep them there. You see, boy, these are trained animals. They aren't your fluffy little toy.

THIS
based dog training user

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