/csg/ the eternal chink shit general for chink shit enthusiasts

Dear Friend,

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

>Chink Shit Randomiser
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>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic (out-of-date, some items may no longer be on sale)
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Previous Thread
>News
• user has not delivered on his KZ ZS10pro review • user suffers in Tacoland • Leaked footage of parcel sorting in China
• user shares some tips for dashcam shopping • user's two dollar pouch saga • user's ever growing collection of world leader totems • [Adults Only] user shares a video of him stripping • user gets his question answered regarding audiomemes • Palpable chinkshit quality • Discussion of attaining crystal clear ice balls • user enjoy his not!airpods • user likes his latest blade >Unanswered Queries (might be worth adding your two cents even a thread later)
>Fuck Sunyou and Yanwen
>Polite reminders
◦ Refunds
>Getting refunds when a fake tracking number is the case are the most easy wins. Just make a screenshot of the tracking page and add it to your dispute. Instant win.

◦ Chinese Holidays (many will have associated sales events)
◦ Weekend Stores
Regards,
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to the nigger who posted these last thread, is there a 30AWG version?
This is 10-24.
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someone said they'd be buying this cooker

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seems decent 2bh with very good reviews.

as for vacuum sealers, just put the food in a ziplock bag and use a pot to remove most of the trapped air. if there are any significant air bubbles you can also use a straw.

else there are a lot of vacuum sealers for ~50 on ali.

looking to buy this:

banggood.com/KSGER-V2_1S-T12-Digital-Temperature-Controller-Soldering-Station-Soldering-Iron-Tips-T12-K-p-1338117.html?

some questions:
1. is there a different handle for this
2. is it as good as ppl say it is?

>$60
>not a $20 PID controller and SSR with a $3 immersion heater
WEAK

is this the place to ask about chi-fi?

Sorta, if there's an iem general that's the place for iems in particular, and there's also hpg that might dabble in chi-fi occasionally. But for the most part yes.

watchfags, zenith el primero, can't find in the usual chink watch stores/gallery. Anyone know if they're available

stop buying watches unless you're rich. It's truly a pointless hobby.
I wanted WW2 watches but I settled on digital casios.

asking again
can someone recommend a good backpack? mainly to carry electronics (tablet, camera, wires, some ssds, rarely a laptop) with a lot of inner/side bags?
i got this one from ali but it turned out too small for my tastes, but i also dont want a huge bag. i like this style and look/material, but i need more room

i had a really cheapo "travel backpack" that was good size but cheap as hell and ripped after a few months

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anyone got a real answer?

What did the Russian mean by "such as garbage"?

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any chink clones of this flipside wallet?
$40 for just a piece of plastic with a spring seems way too much

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>$20 PID controller
Yikes.

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Just buy a Chink mechanical, honestly it is impossible to argue against the value proposition
Don't buy Swiss or Japanese or any watch over $100.

I dunno

this

you have to be mindful what you buy so it won't corrode and have the paint come off and possibly take a few weeks off your lifespan by having it always in contact with your skin

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Just get the tried and tested brands.
There are shit-tons of them out there.

Why do you want a different handle? From everything I have heard that is the one you want the other handle you have to unscrew to change tips

I bought this the other day its in the mail
aliexpress.com/item/QUICKO-STC-T12-OLED-Digital-Soldering-Station-T12-9501-handle-soldering-tips-108W-big-power-use/32837320948.html

right. i'm kind or undecided between the fiio m3k and the shanling m0 DAPs

all I want is the best overall sound quality, really. Features like bluetooth or voice recording aren't important at all. I've searched all over and can't find a conclusive difference between them in reviews in terms of sound quality, which is annoying

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aliexpress.com/item/Cayin-N3-DAP-Master-Quality-Digital-Audio-Player-Bluetooth-v4-0-with-apt-X-enables-wireless/32823280473.html

aliexpress.com/item/F-Audio-FA1-HiFi-Lossless-Music-Player-With-AK4497EQ-DAC-DSD-Digital-Audio-DAP-MP3-Player/32879753848.html

aliexpress.com/item/Flang-V5-32GB-Professional-Lossless-Music-MP3-Flagship-DAP-HIFI-Music-Player-With-ESS-9018K2M-DAC/32991586677.html

>product is shit
>still has good reviews

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Probably he meant to say "both are garbage".
t. slav

thanks for the links user
do you own any of these yourself? might be handy to hear someone's experiences with them

some people give 5 stars because a product even arrives, it's stupid

They are le patrician chi-fi memes from head-fi

ah thanks
sorry for using the word chi-fi, btw. all i meant by it was 'i'm too poor for actual hifi things, so my preference goes out to chink shit'

Have you checked out the Xduoo X3II tho?

lel

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I have not, no. I'll look into it. thanks.

I ordered a shit ton of pic related 5 months ago and still haven't received it. Fuck Yanwen those chinks better give me a full refund.

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There's something wrong with you if you care that much about 70 cents.

Your fault for using yanwen

He's Dutch

Ooh, toxic fumes cancer cubes.
Neat.

Does anyone know what bios code 60 on the Huanan X99-AD3 board is? It keeps spitting that at me on the LCD. I've tried changing ram and PSU (don't have another CPU to try). Seller says it's a power delivery issue regardless of code since the LAN port is showing no lights, but I tried a known working PSU and it's still giving me the same shit.

Enjoy your car being broken into.

I'm new to chink shit if I buy a xiaomi phone from ali how chinked will I be

their specs at reasonable enough pricing is enticing

>fuzzy dice
what year is it

Wake up user
You were in a coma
It's 2046
Funk music, italodisco, fuzzy dice and low riders are back in fashion.
Also we all wear sunglasses and jean shorts 24/7

does anybody know what the successor of the xiaomi hybrid pro is (the non hd version)?

Buying good quality items from AliExpress from a seller with lots of orders completed is usually no big deal.
Shipping might be a bit slow with questionable rate of tracking updates of course.
With phones in particular it's good to check band compatibility between the phone and your local infrastructure.

If you live in a city with a large Chinaman population, it's worth checking your local ebay listings in case there's a local reseller of chinkshit.

>I got a (you) in the OP.

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Does anyone have a maneki Neko (the waving lucky cat) to buy from Ali? I'm looking for some cute design and not the generic one which is promoted everywhere.

On Aliexpress you're eligible for a full refund, if your order doesn't arrive within 60 days.
Doesn't matter if it comes on the 61st, Ali support will always side with the buyer if the 60 days guarantee was unfulfilled.
But what happens if you've paid for a shipping method which promises, for example, a 14-23 day delivery time, but the order does not arrive within that frame of time?

aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20190519075859&SearchText=waving cat

You sitll only get a 60 days guarantee. You got fucked over a little but the seller owes you nothing.

mine (looks the exact same) works with 30awg (I have to screw that 'tightness' thumbscrew nearly all the way in)
so yeah, should work

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Anyone got a good knife to kill myself with

Dump a Trump
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Sharpies for Trump's butthole

some form of meat cutting knife I assume although you won't like the way bleeding out feels unless you're on a dissociative

I like the future

underrated post

I don't get it

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aliexpress.com/item/32808401398.html
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Now the Germans are copying chinkshit

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hi, newfag here, what do I do now?

Should I mail them to get my money back?

How the hell could those be toxic?

us $5 of s20

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cant click button

Buy one from Sarila.

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i usually copy-paste original comment into google translate if i can't figure it out because of aliexpress abortion of a translator

China will find a way.

Starts in 13 hours.

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Is it ok to buy from Banggood? Or is it best to stick with a big seller on Ali? (phone)

no one on /spg/ replied to me ;_;

(pic is Noelle Foley)

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Wht do I want to buy all of these even though I already have one that works fine
What have you done to me

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does taobao ship to aus?

Got a link

Use Bangood if the item is too obscure for normal international stores. What you save upfront you pay in shipping, handeling and risk.

Check prices at first, but yes and they offer VAT free shipping to EU too.

why the hell is this a thing

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I have 11 things to be shipped by Yanwen. How screwed am I?

It's a chinkphone, can't get it here.
And it's £5 cheaper including postage on Banggood (using a code) vs on HK Goldway on AliEx

So all things being equal obv I'm tempted to go with Banggood
But £5 isn't much so if Banggood is a shittier/riskier overall experience than Ali then I'll stick with Ali I guess.

it's there a way to connect a keyboard into my smartphone, and connect my smartphone to my TV, and use the phone as a mouse?

So you can smoke while taking a shit?

Twosun TS52

is Huion the go-to brand for chinkdrawing tablets? I have the 420 but was thinking of getting a slightly bigger one (also because my current one some time fucks up my inputs and when drawing it gets pretty annoying). But the 6" one is like $45 while the 4" one was like half that. Some other chink brands have 6" ones at $20-25 but I don't want to end up with a shit product either.

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>it's there a way to connect a keyboard into my smartphone
any bluetooth or wired usb one via OTG cable (usb-C or micro-sub to male type A)
>connect my smartphone to my TV
chromecast or miracast, some phones has video out via usb-c. If you want to mirror your phones screen then double check that its supported or otherwise its gonna be too laggy to be usable, but you can still stream shit to tv no problem.
>and use the phone as a mouse?
there are apps for that

Smoking is popular in China.

one guy on /f/ said his was shit

>production batch is shit
>rate 5 stars
>other people buy the remainder of the batch
>come back for the next batch
:^)

aliexpress.com/item/TS52-D2-Blade-Titanium-Handle-Fuck-Niggers-Fuck-Jews/32870505547.html

We need to go stronger
youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0KmHILhzg

>is Huion the go-to brand for chinkdrawing tablets?
pretty much, make sure to get one of the newer or updated models with battery-less pens though.

Depends on where you live, it seems. Never had anything not show up with yanwen, but I don't live in a third-world shithole.

So what are the current KZ memes

>battery-less pens
wacom patent expired?

>come back for the next batch

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Yup.

Just to be sure to use Paypal on BG.

Chang in steroids shipped miband 3 in 10 days. How do I avoid adding my phone to the botnet?

Ruski friend here. Been lurking for a while and user that posted a lot of reviews inspired me to do the same. The difference is that I am just posting all of my orders over the years and if anyone want anything from this list review - feel free to ask. Some names of the orders are in russian but there is nothing I can do about it, I guess either I ordered from russian version of website or the listing is no longer available.

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aliexpress.com/item/YuBeter-Bluetooth-Receiver-3-5mm-AUX-Audio-Plug-Wireless-Transmitter-Music-Adapter-For-MP3-Car-Speaker/33002926127.html
If I buy 2 of these can I technically connect an MP3 player with not bluetooth to a speaker with no bluetooth?

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What are your favourite ear pads you've bought? My current ones are are falling to bits, not sure if I want to go PU, velour, or something exotic.

This looks like it's only a receiver, so I'm guessing no