Need to show someone something on my computer

>need to show someone something on my computer
>realize they're going to see my desktop wallpaper

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the only acceptable wallpaper is a solid color

I disagree. Checkerboards are better.

it's not worth the performance loss

show them you benis, they will ignore your pedo wallpapers

What fucking year is this holy fuck

>need to show brother something on browser
>realize I have a anime wallpaper
>realize all the porn which might show in browser history
>realize if I need to save anything the download directory which will popup will probably be a porn directory

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> Want to send a picture I just took to mom
> Tap attach media button
> Tap images
> Accidentally send mom furry trap porn

>mfw gf saw my wp yesterday
pic related

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>it "accidentally" gravitated towards her
yeah right

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>gf saw my wp yesterday
did you meant exgf?

>boomer humour
LUL

>younger sister wants to use my computer
>let her use it and go for a walk
>desktop is filled with incest porn

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Sick in the head.

not yet at least she only let out a nervous chuckle
not sure if i should change my wp or something maybe it would rouse suspicion

>cutting rails on your phone in public instead of just doing a key bump like a civilized human being
wow. just wao.

she's at legal consent age tho
just turned 16

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based

tell her it's for memes and it's OK, because it's just a drawing and not an actual child

Let me rephrase, you're fucking sick in the head.

>trying to find a picture to show to someone
>it's in the downloads folder
>thumbnails enabled

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I don't get it

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based

You're going to hell for being this sick in the head, incest is haram.

>incest is haram
lmao, maybe in you shit state
imagine marrying a women you grew up with, what more you could ask for?
what about incest when Adam and Eve had their children? we all are brothers and sisters, incest is everywhere!

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Haram is a sin, gtfo with your haram.

>he doesn't fuck his sister
lmao

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Oh man, that was a good doujin

Only a faggot bitch cares what someone else thinks, show them that thing on your PC user

why is print hentai so good when anime hentai is so bad

b a s e d
and
REDPILLED

sauce

Trick Sister - Puyocha

>not being proud to show off his waifu

What a madlad

fpbp

My wallpapers are landscapes and 3d abstracts, so I never have to worry.

I can relate with that. I even get comments on my perfectly SFW anime desktop whenever my mom visits me (nobody else does).

How about having landscapes as your desktop wallpaper or other cool shit instead of fucking loli hentai you fucking degenerate everyday we stray further from the right moral virtues and its because of men like you

>intern insists on bringing his own computer
>I start typing something in the url field
>pornhub auto completes
>click enter and see intern start to blush

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*ting ting ting*
*ahem*
FUCK jannies and FUCK BOOMERS

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>click enter
Is this some new zoomed shit? Like that guy tapping at on screen keys when he had a hardware keyboard inches under his hands?

he was foreign so the English keyboard was on screen. I am glad my post rustled your jimmies though.

I'm ok with that.

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Truly based

but then my monitor bleed is obvious

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It was just a question buddy, no jims rustled.

>desktop is filled with incest porn
Are you guys even employed? Is this what freelancer dream is like?

tiling wallpapers are the best

incest is absolutely halal. cousin marriage is best.

Based af

>not having a cut off straw in pocket

put me in reddit screen cap

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somehow based

>what about incest when Adam and Eve had their children?
There was none.

>only people in the world are Adam, Eve and their children
>no incest
kek, all human races is born from incest, according to bible

>employed
>Jow Forums

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My wallpapers are always my waifu. I'm past the stage of otaku guilt. If you don't like it then we can't be friends.

>try to send mom a picture
>stumble upon furry trap porn
>get turned on
>fap to the image thumbnail
>exit out of the pictures
>remembered I was gonna send her a picture
>go back to the pictures
>stumble upon furry trap porn
>get turned on...