It also plays fortnite
Apple introduces first 8-core MacBook Pro, the fastest Mac notebook ever -40%
Kevin Taylor
Henry Thompson
Colton Long
Is this just a tech news site now?
Austin Scott
>the fastest Mac notebook ever
For like 30 seconds before it throttles down to the performance of the 1500$ cheaper i5 model.
Nathan Reed
MACTODDLERS BTFO
Henry Collins
>For like 30 seconds before it throttles down to the performance of a $500 walmart laptop.
Fixed.
Matthew Myers
They couldn't even cool a 4 core CPU, let aside 6. Now they are putting EIGHT FUCKING CORES of the SAME FUCKING 14NM ARCHITECTURE????
Jose Wilson
>5GHz
kek
Charles Perez
Before it throttles to 800Mhz core speed, yes.
Asher Williams
a broken AND melted keyboard, you say?
Landon Sullivan
oh look! more advertisement on 4chin!
Austin Thompson
I would say it would be possible if intel somehow managed to produce 10nm CPUs. But this? 5 year old litography with the exact same architecture that no laptop can cool now has DOUBLE amount of cores in it? Who the fuck believes this shit?
Anthony Roberts
eat shit you itoddler zoomer fuck
Jacob Sanders
BASED SATANIA
Matthew Morgan
aero looks awesome
Levi Morris
not falling for your meme products again tim apple i'm out
Thomas Peterson
arent they already too hot?
Chase Williams
Okay, great.
So where is my 12" Macbook refresh? Why the fuck does no one want my fucking money.
Jason Edwards
>not even released yet
>applel already admits it's defective
apple.com
Ethan Carter
News would be that it was not the fastest one yet fucktard
Charles Ramirez
Did they fix the keyboard yet though? Or does it still have like 1mm travel?
Gabriel Howard
Luke Rivera
No, it will still have random buttons get half-stuck and double press at the slightest touch
Liam Bell
>Why the fuck does no one want my fucking money.
apple is worth a trillion dollars.
they tell you what you want, you don't tell them.
Lucas Long
B-but it's not like I even ask for much, senpai. Just put a cute 10nm chip inside, upgrade the keyboard to gen 3 and let me give you 1500 bucks or however much it costs. What's the point of muh planned obsolesce to make people buy new stuff if you don't offer new stuff.
Mason Jackson
You know the funny part, they've only updated the models with the Touch Bar. The non-touch ones are still on 7th gen processors and 2nd gen butterly keyboards.
WTF is going on at Apple.
Gavin Davis
OH NO NO NO
Joseph Price
They abandoned the Mac and now are a phone company.
Apple still ships decade old GNU utilities, creates new frameworks then abandons them, pushes a language as “first class” for OS X “apps” the drops it like with Java and C++ and Objective-C, they are clearly not a serious computer company.
Hudson Peterson
>small percentage
everyone at work who wanted one got one. every one has the issues
Isaiah Taylor
Best Trojan condom add I've ever seen.
Tyler Sullivan
100% is small from a certain point of view, heck I’ve seen percentages in the thousands and even millions before. Even more on TV.
Adam Gutierrez
So Apple is now the Rent-A-Center of tech?
>Rent-A-Apple
>Apple-A-Center
Nolan Gray
It's the only gaming laptop next to the Razer blade worth buying
Hudson Barnes
>gaming laptop
>worth buying
Pick one.
Nolan Bailey
Fortnite is digital gayness.
Caleb Kelly
I don't get how a company large as Apple can't keep all their product lines up to date. Surly they have the money to have an engineering and design team for literally everything they have. Every company their size seem fully capable of having many fingers in many pies, but Apple seemingly can't cope with running a Phones, a Computers and Services division at the same time. No wonder their servers died.
Also -Phone +Services
Ayden Moore
It's 2019. Not all memes last forever.
Ryder Butler
>Press Contacts
>Bill Evans
Damn, I guess Apple really won.