What fucking retard designed this garbage?

>down for maintenance 8 hours a day
>no hard drive, only storage device is a neural network
>literally entire system runs off of neural network storage
>said storage tech makes it impossible for any task to be performed reliably
>constant glitches
>unavoidable and irreversible data degradation over time
>kernel has all drivers built-in
>impossible to upgrade, reconfigure, or even load or unload drivers without either A) severely compromising security and stability to the point that it's almost impossible for the system not to end up broken, or B) reinstalling the entire system from scratch
>base reinstall takes 9 months

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whales are probably smarter than us, they just don't have hands.

They aren't.

also
>software crashes takes down the entire hardware

their communication system is ordsrs of magnitude more complex than human speech and signals

>several million years of legacy bloat

More complex != more effective. You and I are most likely communicating across thousands upon thousands of kilometers, and could (with great effectiveness) discuss topics far more complex and nuanced than any whale has ever dreamed of.

whales become dominant species when

It's your problem for not knowing how to use it.
have you tried reading the manual?

>(with great effectiveness)
i highly doubt that

yes, the lack of opposable thumbs makes them lesser creatures.
Their internet is embedded into their forehead, apparently they can speak continents away.

>down for maintenance 8 hours a day

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it also uses electric signals, an electromagnetic pulse can take it down.

that is beyond bullshit

>kernel has all drivers built-in
[Citation Needed]

no it isn't. Learn to fast and powernap bro, your brain needs 2hrs of REM sleep to fully rest.

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Also affected by spectre, meltdown and zombie load.

You are beyond retarded. kys

some great ways to gain early onset alzheimers

alzheimer is genetic, stupid

this depends on the hardware revision however it is unfixable in females

>adapted from imgur
Reddit cancer everyone.

If it's so great why haven't we seen widespread adaption of this way of sleep?

sleeping and eating is more fun

What way, shit for brains? You have no fucking clue what that image is, do you?

how can i call you a faggot in whale

>alzheimer is genetic
uh no, genetics count for barely 1% of cases dipshit, lack of sleep has been linked with it countless times though
if you want to dick around with dumb sleep patterns and risk it go ahead, sounds like it's already starting to take hold anyway

It has no storage because it's a wifi antenna to the astral cloud storage of consciousness

>classic edgy psuedo-intellectual bait post

You don't know a single thing about neuroscience nor do you have a single clue how the human brain works. Your comparisons do not make any sense at all.

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What fucking retard designed this garbage?
>down for maintenance 8 hours a day
>no hard drive, only storage device is a neural network
>literally entire system runs off of neural network storage
>said storage tech makes it impossible for any task to be performed reliably
>constant glitches
>unavoidable and irreversible data degradation over time
>kernel has all drivers built-in
>impossible to upgrade, reconfigure, or even load or unload drivers without either A) severely compromising security and stability to the point that it's almost impossible for the system not to end up broken, or B) reinstalling the entire system from scratch
>base reinstall takes 9 months

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You forgot
>signal latency is shit
>GPU can't process more than 24 FPS
>can't do reliable work, instead, random interruptions
>must run at specific temperatures
>can overheat
>cooling mechanism is inefficient
>can be retarded

explain why they are eating plastic then

because chinks and apefricans keep dumping it

>>impossible to upgrade, reconfigure, or even load or unload drivers without either A) severely compromising security and stability to the point that it's almost impossible for the system not to end up broken, or B) reinstalling the entire system from scratch
You're so wrong.

>cooling mechanism is inefficient
But you have to admit, blood cooling is badass.

>About 70% of the risk is believed to be inherited from a person's parents with many genes usually involved.

humans are by far the most efficiently cooled animals on Earth.
We're persistence hunters because we sweat. Many animals can outrun us, but they'll collapse of exhaustion because panting is a lesser way of heat dissipation.

does that actually work or is the potential to fuck up your brain long term by doing that too high?

>GPU can't process more than 24 FPS
mate

>not doing your processing in your data
>wants Von Neuman brains
Pleb spotted.

Gonna give the uberman a try, wish me luck

>alright, I'm going to take a nap now and another one in 4 hours, please don't disturb me :^)

>Pack your things, you are fired user.

People don't want to take timed naps.

i don wanna nap! And they work in the cage at amazon and can't nap.

drugs are vidya with cute anime characters

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Uhhhhhh... what the fuck are you talking about? You didn't name any product.

nice cs major

Unironically this. Think about how much "caveman instinct" affects us every single day.

I'm typing this message to you by tapping a piece of glass in a particular way.

mine has been throttled to 75% for months now pls fix

You don't deserve anything better than a monocuck sleep schedule you fucking wagie. Now get back to work, the neetbux must flow.

yes, and cetaceans message each other by clicking their jawbone and inner ear through a signal boosting gel in such minute frequencies we need professional equipment to even fully hear and measure.
I'm serious, their prefrontal cortex is bigger and more neuron dense than ours.
Highly sapient and emotional creatures, also the only animals who kill and rape for sport, except for us and some apes.

Can I blame caveman instincts for creeping up on females in public and secretly masturbating?
I can't control myself

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That's a big whale

>>GPU can't process more than 24 FPS
good bait

this is relly wrong
like really really wrong
it is so wrong that it almost hurts

a direct sonar blast from one would boil you from the inside. Whales don't fuck around.

>all data storage uses lossy compression

nah, "intelligent design"

does work.
I realised that once I get used to a nap (30min), I could reduce my nightly sleep from 7 to 5-6 hours
I believe adding a second nap could improve it even more.
Just that I dont like to take small breaks, so I always drop this habbit