Apple Debuts New 8-Core MacBook Pro With Updated Keyboard

You ARE going to buy it, right?

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Nobody cares.

So I can either buy this shir for whatever price or get a laptop with 5% better specs for 80% less of the price. Hmmm hard decision. Do I need the eaten fruit on my back or do I need a valuable productive platform to get work done on.

Townfire

I'll wait for a Ryzen.

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It comes with two stickers though, bet your ThinkPad doesn't have that

The nice part about the MacBook Pro is that, when the keyboard breaks, you get a free battery replacement.
All you have to do is eat over the keyboard a few times and you get a new battery for free: that's why it's worth $3000.

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>not even released yet
>apple already confirms it's defective
apple.com/support/keyboard-service-program-for-mac-notebooks/

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which laptops come with 8-core processors
not defending apple, just genuinely asking since i'm looking for a powerful laptop

>With Updated Keyboard
Nice damage control, but no, that is not true.
See and .

youtube.com/watch?v=1fvCbMEtmd4

OH NO NO NO NO

Just the Intel 9880h and 9980hk

Precision series is a good start

Nah, I'm going to buy a huawai laptop just to piss of America

Which 1 of you cunts paid Belle to do that?

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>Intlel

Even Thinkpads are going AMD

>this thot earns more in a day than we earn in 6 months and can actually just do that

THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR. I NEED TO MURDER THIS WHORE

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WE CANNOT LET THIS WHORE TO DESTROY OUR AMERICAN IDENTITY WITH AN AMERICAN BAT DESIGN FOR AN AMERICAN SPORT OF ALL THINGS

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hard cringe

calm down elliot

they are going arm soon, it will actually become a superior product compared to x86/x64 products

>600k likes

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ifixit.org/blog/12903/flexgate/
Absolute not

t. seething itoddler

>Apple
>15 inch
Into the trash it stays.
A gay laptop for people who don't do real work.

BASED

>girl
eww, the thumbnail looked promising

Cringe

>6-8 core intlel
>in a macbook
>45w tdp
>cant even cool a 12w tdp cpu sufficiently
>they thought this was a GOOD idea
This will throttle 24/7 and die within 6 months. Thin and Light does not work with such power and never will as power requires proper thicc cooling solutions.

Better invest in applecare, goyim.

Macbook Pros have active cooling.

Have you seen the heatsink design of macbook pros in recent years? It is impossible for this to cool sufficiently given how much heat these cpus put out, and how paper thin the chassis is.

Paper thin laptops will not work with high TDP equipment. Paper thin means the cooling has to be paper thin as well and that equals terrible cooling.

when is applel going to make a macbook touch?

They're STILL using INTEL?

WHY?

retards are still buying ipads so they're in no hurry to merge the two products the way google and microsoft have.