/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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• user get mouth guards to cope with the wait for chink shit to arrive • Update on the Lepin car set user • Headroom MS-16 earbuds are really good • user issues serious warning about potential house-fire charger • "Dear friend" • USB power meter • Chink utility knife is nice • user is happy with a new S/PDIF adapter card • Shaving cream, mechanical keyboard supplies and strips for pee testing • Once a "dear friend" always a "dear friend" • "Please understand" for 7 months Last thread

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aliexpress.com/item/32809291904.html
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item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.20160405.7.202255b2VsFaDT&scm=1007.13066.127283.0&id=584932579672
aliexpress.com/item/asdf/32942907358.html
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aliexpress.com/item/32968629973.html
aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Design-Women-Urinal-Travel-Outdoor-Camping-Soft-Silicone-Urination-Device-Stand-Up-Pee-Female/32824193650.html
aliexpress.com/item/5pcs-small-dildo/32795527541.html
youtube.com/watch?v=rd1eyxrlIhw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Someone redpill me on this

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When will the inforgraphic be updated?

It won't. Unless you want to do it.

any way to remain logged to ali for longer?

it seems as if I go for dinner and come back and I need to log back in and slide the shitty slider

*sweats profusely*

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>Download the 17track app
>Add all my packages
>Furiously spend the day refreshing that app and /csg/
This shit is worse than heroine

Me too user

Someone have to make an effort to do it and consult /csg/

>there's a 17track app
holy shit this is gamechanging
or it would be if any of my packages actually had tracking enabled
thanks yanwen

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The Parcels app can sometimes uncover extra tracking information by means of some black magic

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When do dumb Americans go to bed?

I can't wait for Trump to impose a 1000% tariff on chinkshit and ban these threads forever

Not everyone is a dumb and fat

>I can't wait for Trump to impose a 1000% tariff on chinkshit and ban these threads forever

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This.

Sharpies for your mutthole

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aliexpress.com/item/32809291904.html

How reliable are these ridiculously cheap PH strips?

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Got a fisherman's lighter. Neat.

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They work
I know because I bought their Diabetes strips

Cant find any monitors on aliexpress, what are the best chinese monitor brands?

Link?

Songzuo

In all honesty, you are cucked if you buy monitors anywhere other than Taobao.
item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z0d.6639537.1997196601.4.478a7484K6nhc4&id=557600712590
item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.20160405.7.202255b2VsFaDT&scm=1007.13066.127283.0&id=584932579672

aliexpress.com/item/asdf/32942907358.html

>tfw no pepe gf

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High-level cringe right there

Thanks senpai

I bought them, they work. Man-spunk is indeed basic.

What does this mean?

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Over 970 of the 1015 reviews say they work great, so what do you think?

>mailman did not steal
>5 stars

What part of "shipment cancelled" you don't understand?

I'll have to try it myself

You can be a smartass all you want, fact is that there are over 500 detailed reviews (the rest is just stars) on that item and they all say it works good. Just check the reviews for a second before asking here, fucking inbred retard.

Damn, i don't understand Chinese.

any recommended sub $40 DAP's?

Hello friends, I've bought some sunglasses for the upcoming global warming weather.

>aliexpress.com/item/32868112938.html
>Caponi Men Square Avaitor Polarized Sunglasses Driving For Days Photochromic UV400 Sun Glasses
12.50$ CAD. Much higher quality than the other glasses. Metal frame, metal arms, rubber coated ear hooks. Replaceable articulating nose pads. Polarization works. UV not tested. Comes with stiff protective case and extra canvas bag lined with microfiber. Ordered 9th, arrived 24th.

>aliexpress.com/item/32996871599.html
>AOFLY Men Vintage Metal Polarized Sunglasses Classic Brand Pilot Sun glasses Male TAC Lens Driving Shades For Men/Women
10.26$ CAD.
Low quality nose pads, just rubber stuck on two metal prongs. Metal frame and arms. Heavy. Polarization works but orientation might not be aligned properly. Trying to look at a monitor results in one lens very dark while the other is clear. Comes with leatherette soft case with metal snap clip. Ordered 9th, arrived 22nd.

Still waiting for one more pair of sunglasses even though I paid for the expedited shipping on these ones.
>aliexpress.com/item/32944430467.html

Thanks for reading my blog.

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Oh I forgot to mention the first pair are photo-chromatic (change color in the sun).

Nothing most of the time, item may still arrive. If you need a better answer contact the seller and they may decide to resend another or give you the standards "dear friend" reply

What traking app is gud?

See

17track said the tracking code was invalid, while this was the only update in Aliexpress app for almost two weeks. Filed a dispute and Aliexpress immediately ruled in my favor.

>aliexpress.com/item/asdf/32942907358.html

yeah but that looks big and ropey to carry around.

what about
aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Lighter-Personalized-Grinding-Wheel-Open-Flame-Lighters-Without-Liquid-Outdoor-Waterproof-Windproof-Portable-Fire-Starter/32966470824.html

cuz that would fit in your cig pack.
are there any squeeze lighters around? like you open the lighter top and it lights? or you squeeze it and it lights? not butane shit but lighter fluid

>What does this mean?

It means the seller is fucking you.

How hazardous would this be for my health?

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Depends.
Do you want to Disappear?

Depends.
Are you an insectoid?

aliexpress.com/item/Worlde-Easykey-25-MIDI-25-MIDI/32848752491.html?spm=a2g0v.10010108.1000016.1.776c1cca3SSa4l
You guys think it's a good idea?
Aspiring meme trap "musician" here

>midi keyboard
>not even midi port

lol no.

What's the problem in this case? I'll use it exclusively on pc with a DAW.
It seems to be pressure sensitive in the video reviews. And I just need it to come out with chords/melodies anyway

>Good quality, well packaged, would buy again- highly recommended!
>Absolutely gorgeous product. Love them. Very quick delivery. Thank you
>Thanks for right item and fast delivery, Would recommend
>first class,brilliant service.excellent, many thanks
>Great communication a real pleasure to do business with A*****
>Very satisfied with the purchase. Thank you very much.
>Great seller, item as described, fast delivery! Recommended +++
>Many thanks for item. fast delivery.Good service. recommended seller
>excellent seller,you are a star seller, fantastic item,
>Went too long-3 months, of course, i understand that very cheap goods. And otherwise everything is fine.
>Delivery to rb is very fast, within a month. They threw it in the mailbox. Everything works.
>From the moment of payment to receipt of novosibirsk 52 days! The goods are externally quality. Packed well, super fast shipment (stated was 60 days. No delays-for this huge respect for the seller. Everything corresponds to the declared description... For this price is not even bad. Spent money is not a pity, you can take such a quality product. Thanks again to the seller for the good goods and prompt delivery! Seller recommend!!!
>Quick and free postage, thank you. Great service.
>Amazing service, came quicker than expected
Pretty sure that you are the inbred retard user

Why the fuck would you use a rope lighter for cigarettes

>half of the shit in my wish list has a shipping fee now
FUCKING DRUMPF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's just protecting American buttplug factory jobs

even to australia man, fuck americas tariffs, the screw everyone over

Super fashion
aliexpress.com/item/32968629973.html

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I need to buy some cheap electronics from ebay for my capstone project. The thing is my graduation will be on june 16 while the delivery of these electronics will be as late as june 17 and early as june 3. Should i go a head and buy these or from amazon for sanity sake. BTW i have my layout ready just im new to electronics and coming from mecheng

Sounds like you ordered them too late, but if you can get them from amazon for even twice the price, it's probably worth it. What ICs are you using?
>inb4 arduino uno

close arduino pro mini ;)) need it for marine operation. I want to make a low energy consumption device to monitor wh from solar panels with a light oscillator as an addon feature

Probably will go with amazon this time thanks user

>arduino
what the do they fucking teach you in engineering if you're using babbie's first microcontroller

i ... dont know what to use a rope lighter for. what is it good for? absolutely nothing? say it again ?

how work

it won't work

insects are fucking hard to kill

Somehow you skipped these lines "by accident", from the first few pages only. Do we really need to spoonfeed you this, user?

>there is no problem with the reliability.
>There are no comments on the product, checked on the soap of different production ph 7-8 units
>but it seems correct. Apply correctly to check with the template
>Works perfectly and it's the cheapest on aliexpress
>works like a charm. it is amazing. Result are correct.
>Litmus paper is good, fresh, everything works.
>Great thing, working. I recommend.
>The strips work properly.
>Good ph paper
>The goods are quality.
>The product is tested in work, it functions normally.
>really good ph paper. work nice.
>i used it to figure out ma ny liquid type and the answer was excellent
>would buy again- highly recommended
>it is working nice and it gives true information. Thanks
>It's okay
>paper working
>Strips work
>lacmus works, everything is ok
>Immediately checked, everything corresponds to the description
>These are very necessary and useful lacmuses, and are not expensive
>Checked on the anolite and catholite, perfectly repainted. Check ph of activated drinking water ap1.
>All excellent
>quality at height
>Good test strips
>Performs his pound for 5 stars
>Strips correspond to the description
>Checked in the laboratory on calibration ph solutions, the probes show honestly.
>Everything corresponds to the description
>everything works fine, vinegar on 3 shows, soda on 9
>Strips like workers. From under the tap shows 9, from the filter osmosis 7
>the psh shows exactly
>The product fully corresponds to the description
>All as in the description
>Test strips work well
>everything works fine
>work, cool stuff for just a penny
>good works well
>i tested , working good
>everything works
>everything is fine, and show ph as it should. I advise you.
>Strips are good, i recommend
>Everything is exactly like in the description. Strips working!
>the strips work
>Checked with electronic, very accurate

I'm still looking for a good PC game controller that looks like a PS4 controller so it would be great if someone could recommend me one. It needs to be plug-and-play because it's for a young kid.

GODSKOLEREKANKERZOOI

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wow the 17track app is way better than alis tracking and the 17track website. way more accurate and reveals stuff is further along or behind than i thought

zuur

aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Design-Women-Urinal-Travel-Outdoor-Camping-Soft-Silicone-Urination-Device-Stand-Up-Pee-Female/32824193650.html

h--how lude!

aliexpress.com/item/5pcs-small-dildo/32795527541.html
turns out its hss-co5 (5% cobalt) and not 2%, and is a bit more expensive than what i paid

De limiet hier in Bosnie is 300KM (€153), maar dit is een order van ca. €400 dus met een beetje pech ben ik de sjaak. Aan de andere kant; Die gasten hier hebben geen benul van de waarde van dingen dus het kan ook dat ze het gewoon door laten gaan.

Doesn't matter. If it's really as good as you say, I'm gonna order it.

dem thots

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Wtf doe je zelfs in Bosnië

they are, i remember seeing this video before ordering since i was rather suspicious too
youtube.com/watch?v=rd1eyxrlIhw
it checks out

Ik heb hier een BV'tje, zodoende.

I'm an official billionaire now

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>takes longer to get from Belgium to the UK than from China to Belgium

Why do we shit on Chinks so much? Its yuros that are the problem

I'm not shitting on Chinks. If it weren't for them, I'd have to pay 5 times as much for the stuff I buy.

I is very easy to kill yellow jacket hornets with insecticide spray.
If you have insects inside it is better to stop them coming in and not use toxins.

Hollow Knight plush and Orico SPDIF cable.
The plush is nice, soft and doesn't fall apart the moment I touch it.
I haven't tested the cable yet but it's Orico, so assume it works.

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oбъяcнять

>orico
Well, it's ugreen actually, I somehow mixed them up, but still, I bought a number of ugreen cables and all of them work to this day.

that's not a good percentage considering aliexpress nags buyers for feedback and buyers will rate 5 stars just for receiving it and in this case most people do not have real PH strips to compare them with so they won't know if they got scammed if the strips work somewhat

Fuck off Jamal. It's "oбъяcни".

You got Yanwen'd.

Maybe you should buy some brain & nerve tonic so you can remember what brand is which next time.
Unfortunately my search for brain tonic came up with nothing.

And they thought you couldn't get rich just by printing more money!

plush link?

There was VESC in sale from 60usd to 38usd, bought it and now I got "dear friend" masage, that is telling me some bs excuse not to send it.
What should I do, I would really want the item.

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What does the other side look like?

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It's also genuine, it has these small UV active hairs.

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it's great
the water can reach really far into your rectum i can recommend it

depends
are you Turkish ?

Very good.

You should write a review. It has 815 orders but still no reviews.