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>Wow, what a tit cow.

Has the same body as my wife but my wife dresses modestly most of the time, sometimes she sports massive cleavage though.

cool story bro

It's true, she's a former NCAA volleyball player.

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Pics or it didn't happen

This reminds me that I have to update my cyanogenmod phone to lineageos.

it's been like 3 years dude...

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Wew lad.

>those cankles
that's not sports cleavage, it's fat cleavage

Your wife is much fatter than the woman in the OP. She has nice breasts and I don't mean to belittle you or her, but you need to be realistic. If a woman has big breasts but she's fat, well, she's fat. Being fat comes before being busty, and you expect fat people to have breasts. But I don't mean to say you shouldn't love or be happy with or anything. But you were bragging about her looks and posted these pictures, so you should expect people to judge her appearance.

Seething incels.

Excellent.

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I do like your wife user!

i'm going to jerk off to your wife later

Agreed. I bet 90% of the time a woman is posted and some user goes
>my wife/gf has a body just like this
they're usually delusional. not that it really matters, but it's not the truth

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yeah that's me, doesn't make anything i wrote untrue though

mommy milkies

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Could tell from the seethe, why bother with it all when you know you’ll never pass?

Wouldn’t it be quicker to just kill yourself right off the bat rather than wasting all those tax dollars (no tranny transitions unless they’re on the dole) and putting your family through hell?

Just seems like a big pointless waste of everybody’s time.

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Shes fat

seeth more
t. husband of fat wife

how is that a seethe?
I have a wife myslef and am just saying that yours is a fattie. She doesn't look like the one in the OP.

fuck i thought the image was just the dude from south park
sorry guys i'm no tranny
that user's wife is still fat though

the guy posted a picture of his fat wife expecting everyone to detail how they want to defile her
he's obviously a cuckold so he's going to get defensive when getting called out

What an ugly fat snow nigger. Her face's so bloated it looks like a drowned corpse.

god, i'm so tired of being single your wife is looking super hot to me.

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check out her insta, she has a black bf

An ugly cow is burning coal? What a surprise. It's the female version of an incel fucking traps or becoming one.

you don't understand sweetie, you don't get to call women fat, have sex incel

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LIES

does lineageos run on anything?

What a fucking disgusting fat pig, oh god

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>Bromite
No. Kiwi Browser. The only mobile Chromium based browsers that offers extension support.

Girl in OP is cute for sure but you can tell be looking at her she is a massive pain in the arse

how can a woman get those natural milkers?
I want to gf to stop being a wood plank

That's like saying "how can a man get a mssive cock naturally? i want my bf to stop being a dicklet"
Not gonna happen. Eventually you'll probably be able to modify your body on the fly, but we're not close to that yet.

it's not a good analogue because tit size changes with hormones and body fat % whereas penis size is mostly fixed

I mean you can probably vary your penis size by about 5-10% based on your blood flow and fatness and whatnot, but fair enough. It's still not likely beyond a cup size unless you want her to also become obese.

you'd have to be pretty obese or have a small dick to lose any penetration length and even then it'd mostly be from the stomach getting in the way, otherwise losing weight is just an aesthetic change like trimming long pubes
women usually lose a significant amount of breast size while losing weight and occasionally gain (temporarily) size for pregnancy, but otherwise I'd agree and you can't just grow boobs willingly

Have her gain weight and impregnate her.

Begone thot

I want to rest my head on those tits while I watch the first place Yankees stomp a mudhole in Kansas City later today.

Combination birth control pills (not progestogen-only) can give you an additional cup size in breast tissue. Gaining body fat will also give you additional cup sizes, but all the gains will be in fat. Doing bench presses will only gain a small amount of muscle for women, but more importantly makes them perkier and gives a better shape. Taking creatine will give more water mass to the muscles, increasing the effect.

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OP delivers

>Not gonna happen. Eventually you'll probably be able to modify your body on the fly, but we're not close to that yet.
Imagine the days when anyone can change their apperances really easily. Everything will be based on personality, and even then, there will be some new way to separate the wheat (i.e. people who have fun and get laid) from the chaff (i.e. autists and neckbeards)

How the fuck are her tits so big at such a young-looking age?

genetics

poast more

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Look at her stomach for a hint

Macromastia, moderately high bodyfat percentage, genetics.

She's not fat enough to grow tits at that size normally.

penis size its related with height and should width

>birth control pills (not progestogen-only
will look for them
any way to make her only gain weight in her breast?

Well now you have to post some nudes.