if your girlfriend was an operating system or software what would she be?
mine would be linux
If your girlfriend was an operating system or software what would she be?
Luke Anderson
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William Green
Mine is Windows.
She fucks me daily and leaks my secrets to everyone
Chase Sanchez
Linux is a kernel.
Carson Stewart
Linux is also a reference.
Julian Thomas
Mine would be dauntless it never comes just flirts forever with a promise of play.
Asher Taylor
So you think she'd be a software, and not an operating system, then.
I wonder what that means about how you perceive the relationship.
Caleb Rodriguez
mine would be MINIX, those blinking lights on the lan port are just figments of your imagination goy go back to sleep
Caleb James
nonexistent
Leo Foster
fpbpsf
wintoddlers BTFO
kek
lol
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Michael Jones
What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux. Linux is a non-free operating system kernel. GNU is the userland (the collection of programs that run on top of the kernel). Likewise, the combination of Linux and GNU makes a complete and functional operating system which is called GNU/Linux. To call the whole operating system “Linux” is both unfair and confusing since it embargoes credit to Linus Torvals and his contributors and turns them away from GNU's goals. Please call the complete system GNU/Linux, both to give the GNU Project credit and to distinguish the whole system from the kernel alone.
Blake Rivera
OpenBSD. More secure and used by less people.
Lucas Powell
>linux
>operating system
you pleb
Jaxon Roberts
Mine would be the LOVE SHACK operating system.
Camden Wright
Windows 7
>haven't had one for 3-4 years now
Carson Walker
TempleOS
Cameron Johnson
her father is a schizo?
David Flores
and left her after a few years
Nolan Myers
I never had a girlfriend.
Jackson James
mine would be OpenBSD, nobody can get in her, and i cant figure her out and she dont even let me in most the time
Levi Stewart
MGTOW BITCH!
FUCK WOMEN
Mason Collins
MacOS without propriety features. Premium, sleek, pretty, respects your privacy and non-existent.
Jason Cooper
>open relationship
Dylan Mitchell
We already had an "imaginary operating systems" thread last week.
Tyler Sullivan
Asian girls are linux
white girls are apple
black girls are windows
Charles Hill
/dev/null
Ayden Morgan
>mine would be linux
so you're saying she's ugly and high maintenance?
Joshua Foster
Windows is a used up cheap prostitute that helps the cops by giving info on high profile johns.
Apple is Kim Kardashian or any other insta-thot; shiny premium look but there's not really much going for it. Performs poorly during sex, but the build quality is great.
Linux is a mentally messed up girl with severe anxiety issues that needs to be frequent reassured that you aren't going to leave them, and sometimes self harms for no discernable fucking reason. The relationship feels like you're her dad, to look after her, and she likes it that way.
Adam Diaz
Temple OS
Caleb Sanders
it would be a Big Dick GNU
Sebastian Sanders
>Apple
>great build quality
Isaiah Ross
>Linux is a mentally messed up girl with severe anxiety issues that needs to be frequent reassured that you aren't going to leave them, and sometimes self harms for no discernable fucking reason. The relationship feels like you're her dad, to look after her, and she likes it that way.
Yep shes definitely linux.
Tyler Gonzalez
Gentoo.
>her dad is a trap
>lives on a thinkpad
>only ever been with autists
Hunter Clark
>describes every OS
At least she won't be a fatass windows whore.
Noah Flores
So everyone's seen her naked and contributed their semen to her?
Jackson White
Asher Diaz
... Which is software. Read the OP you retard
Lincoln Foster
Mine would be *BSD.
She giggles and doesn't sign my prenup(GPL) and later cucks me after I build her a stable lifestyle.
Basically I become a masochistic sissyboy and become the sub to MacOS grill(male).
Mac is a hottie though so it all worked out.
Ethan Cooper
Elementary Linux.
Something between linux and some apple. Also as unstable as elementary linux and is unique compared to other girls in the isolationist way. Doesn't know what she wants. Good looking but not mainstream.
Nicholas Murphy
Gentoo because she allows BBC bulls to chroot into her mountpoint and install the contents of their tarballs while I tail -f their /var/logs
Gabriel Morgan
That's like saying "If any girl ever got fucked by some guy, then all girls should automatically be counted as fucked from this guy"
Badly memed.
Bentley Wright
>mine would be linux
Aiden Bennett
mine would be GNU
>somehow simultaneously stuck in the past and extremely forward-thinking
>work in progress, mostly theoretical
>anti-corporate to a fault
Blake Sullivan
learn how to read you faglord
Jace Diaz
Mine would be millennium-around windows. She fucks me irregularly, is fun and feels well rounded, but catches a lot of viruses in the recent days.
Nicholas Foster
lincux BTFO