So I just got a Macbook Pro as my work laptop and I haven't used an Apple product in years...

So I just got a Macbook Pro as my work laptop and I haven't used an Apple product in years. What are some cool or useful things that I can actually do with this.

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throw it in the trash where it belongs

Install Macs Fan Control to manually adjust the fans when you know you have a workload.

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I asked for a non-apple computer, but they still gave me this. So I'm stuck with it sadly.

so explain why ur at 103 C

That's without engaging any custom fan setting. Apple is dumb and doesn't let the fans kick in until you're over 90 and by then it's too late. With fans maxed out yourself it easily knocks 10 degrees off.

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Watch porn

Install windows on it.

sell it to some college student.
when he gives you the bucks, ask him if he has enough money to pay the student debt

Nice b8, m8

Its not a bait, my internship legit stuck me with a Macbook Pro. The meme is real

>So I just got a Macbook Pro as my work laptop
welcome noogler

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Trust me, when the handed me a Mac instead of a normal laptop, I was very disappointed. Sales got thinkpads, I'd rather have that.

You don't have to pretend just to fit in

use it as a heater

whats the source of the basedboy video

>What are some cool or useful things that I can actually do with this
>Jow Forums help! what am I supposed to do with a laptop??!!
are you retarded or just baiting?

nvm fdn it

Install hombrew so you have a package manager. Use cask to install GUI shit.
Compile mac-dmenu (disable spotlight) and macfeh.
Install xquartz and WINE.
Install a tiling WM.
Install fan control.
Then finally set Emacs to open on startup.

To be honest, macOS is a good OS to use. Everything is clear and simple. Only wintoddlers bitch about it.

>103c on a laptop

It's like a portable heater, I hope you have contents insurance for house fires.

macOS is alright, beats the Microsoft botnet for sure

Windows < MacOS < Linux distro

- a good chimney for the day it sets itself on fire
- a freezer to use it above 400 Mhz until then

give it back jamal

Why would you use a laptop in a fucking case?

wtf, no link?

install gentoo

Just enjoy the best laptop money can buy.

Only poor people hate on Apple.

How can OP enjoy a Thinkpad when his work gave him a shitbook?

>shitbook
Imagine being this upset about a product you can't afford.

Fn + delete
That should get you started realizing how many keys/functionality is actually missing.

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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Thats how my job handed it to me, Most likely for keeping the laptop from getting all scratched up by interns.

It would be like if I got an IPhone, sure its just a phone, but there are some unique things that can be done only on a IPhone.

kinda late, aren't you?

Sweep up a handful of dust off your desk and rub it into the keyboard.

Is this the Apple Owners Support Group?
How do I keep macshit from burning my house down when I try to open more than 2 tabs?

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