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Headphone stand edition

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• The Council Of Anons begin assembling their wishlist for the upcoming sale • Pizza floats • user loses the chinkshit lottery with a display adapter unit • user gets his holes infected • user rates his new wallet and "silent" mouse • What's worse; moths, or chink moth balls? • user clips his "bonsai" • user buys prickly pear and ridged banana • user satisfied with his Anker PowerWave Wireless Charged and phone screen protector • user enters the Taco customs lottery, how many days this time? • Headphone stand • Cute >El Previouso

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aliexpress.com/item/Puzzle-Secret-Box-IQ-Mind-Wooden-Magic-Box-Teaser-Game-Adults-Gifts-Creative-Educational-Toys-Montessori/32856286210.html
aliexpress.com/item/Robotsky-USB3-0-Extension-Cable-USB-3-0-Cable-Male-to-Female-Data-Sync-Fast-Speed/32767318837.html
aliexpress.com/item/USB-Extension-Cable-USB-3-0-Cable-For-PC-Keyboard-Printer-Camera-Mouse-Game-Controller-Male/33015619217.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-30V-10A-LED-Display-Adjustable-Switching-DC-Power-Supply-LW-K3010D-Laptop-Repair-Rework/32622955006.html
aliexpress.com/item/32880977723.html
item.m.jd.com/product/6212482.html
ebay.com/itm/Samsung-SSD-1-TB-860-QVO-550MB-s-Lesen-520MB-s-S-Unidad-de-estado-solido-ct-ES/133054631860?epid=12027581840&hash=item1efaac8fb4:g:U8cAAOSwk7xcwWHP
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Ah fuck. First two news items were meant to link other posts
• The Council Of Anons begin assembling their wishlist for the upcoming sale • Pizza floats

>taco customs lottery
Made it to the news...

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How many Bluetooth devices are in this image?

Asking again. Any recomendation on chink leather watch straps? I'm looking for a 16mm one right now, I know there are many but I'd like to know if there's experience on this.
And an automatic knife, I know there are some anons with lot of knowledge about knives here, I'm looking for one that has a blade strong enough to withstand a bit of preasure without breaking.

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Someone mentioned interesting puzzle things las thread. Show some examples, please

Has anyone ever successfully grew chink mint?

Twisty puzzles a are Rubik's cubes, retard

Anyone have experience with chink skincare? E.g. retinols, AHAs, salicylic acid, topical vitamin C and E. I can hop on over to a grocery market and get generic salicylic acid for cheap, but everything else is kind of limited in selection and often characterized by their brands. I'm wondering about both the efficacy of chink products and value compared to their Western counterparts.

Well fuck. I thought they meant novelty puzzles like those boxes that have to open a certain way

>your understanding is our motivation!.
So this is why they always hope dear user understands.

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aliexpress.com/item/New-Switzerland-Cube-Wooden-Secret-Puzzle-Box-Wood-Toy-Brain-Teaser-Toy-For-Kids-brain-test/32970102319.html

those are called puzzle box i think

aliexpress.com/item/Puzzle-Secret-Box-IQ-Mind-Wooden-Magic-Box-Teaser-Game-Adults-Gifts-Creative-Educational-Toys-Montessori/32856286210.html

This usb 3.0 extension cable is twice cheaper than all the other, what's the catch? Comments say it's ok.

aliexpress.com/item/Robotsky-USB3-0-Extension-Cable-USB-3-0-Cable-Male-to-Female-Data-Sync-Fast-Speed/32767318837.html

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Why did Trump do this?

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vlad, how much does mother russia pay you to troll online per day?

in b4 he does it for free

They give him a steady supply of cheap vodka and those cigarettes wher you have to twist the filter.
It's not per diem, but he doesn't run out of both at the same time.

Stay strong taco friend. Mine is at the benito Juarez sorting center since 9 days ago and no new updates

is there a recommended headphone stand/display to put on my desk?
The ROOM audio and sieveking ones are pretty expensive

Doesn't matter as long as stand doesn't touch the pads like picrel.

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Will Yanwen make it in time?

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What you are waiting for?

hey man, apart from the hackrf clone, what other nice tech toys have you seen in/bought from aliexpress?

>In time
90% they won't make it at all.

Then I'll ask for my [spoiler]73 leaf cents[/spoiler] back.

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I need battery boxes. Someone please recommend me battery boxes.

>page 7
bump

Has everyone died from some form of poisoning from chink products?

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drumpf is a kike puppet

all those kids poisoned to death with chinese milk powder.

plus all them fidos who ate the chinese dog food.

oh also all of the formeldahyde in the gypsum wall board probably axed a few peoples.

really china does not care if anyone lives or dies. they are the ultimate cowboy.

>Someone please recommend me battery boxes.
Battery boxes are good. You should have some.

all chink seeds are weeds
trust me I've ordered several dozens of types and they're all just weeds

youtube.com/watch?v=J9CDOWYhGJs

Beautiful

Any sales during tiananmen square celebrations?

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Iememes and some pens.
The iems are the ones at the sorting center

Redpill me on Tiananmen Square

Never happened
Only thing happened were the Beijing street riots which Western Media warped into the '1000 gorillion protestors hurr durr' cringefest that is today.

Chinks wanted democracy and the government just mobilized the army and shot them with automatic rifles.
The chink government wouldn't censor anything about it if it never happened.

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Beijing street riots were mighty violent.
And there were and still are open discussions on it in their Unis, TV channels (Time-to-time) and intellectual discussion.
Most of the violences were perpetuated by the workers on strike, the student protestors left early on peacefully

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Most sites block it because Taiwanese and Honky cucks keep fucking spamming it on their sites since fucking the 90s.
And They still do till this day

this isnt /hist/ , get the fuck out.

aliexpress.com/item/USB-Extension-Cable-USB-3-0-Cable-For-PC-Keyboard-Printer-Camera-Mouse-Game-Controller-Male/33015619217.html

>Quantity: 1
>Shipping:Free
>Quantity: 2
>Shipping: $0.73
I guess he just really likes package stuff.

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>Chinks wanted democracy and the government just mobilized the army and shot them with automatic rifles.
Objectively wrong.
The labourers wanted the return of A) lifetime employment (Which was 'Communism before Deng's reforms') and B) Free Healthcare benefits.
The student protests (Despite being backed by the CIA) worked in the sense that China's very constitution was changed to fit their demands.

Most of it is not 'Democracy' or capitalism (Other than the CIA race traitors who got a free Harvard scholarship out of it),
it is the return of free education, lifelong employments, vet benefits etc. etc.
The rioters nearly destroyed the city and fucked over those who were advocates for them.
Western media latched into it like the monstrous tapeworm that it is and painted le Chink Red Commie bogeyman that we all know today and assumed it is 'fact'.

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Shipping stays free even at 2 for me.

aliexpress.com/item/New-30V-10A-LED-Display-Adjustable-Switching-DC-Power-Supply-LW-K3010D-Laptop-Repair-Rework/32622955006.html

should i buy?

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Interesting.

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Truth will set you free brother
Truth and Chink shit

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Shipping only stops being free at 3 for me because for some reason I can't use SunYou if I order more than 2. Anyway, what would prevent anybody from making multiple separate order in order to get free shipping with even 10 of them?

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Nothing. I've ordered multiple single items before to avoid shipping charges.

what this

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I'm a noob to chinkshit, do those countdowns actually mean anything, or are they trying to blow smoke up my ass?

the good quality oem stores i follow have literally never run a sale. even during the big events price gouging is common.

i bought a ts100 what power supply for Australia

rip my 2 cad usb c female to male micro b
ಥ_ಥ

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user, disappoint. Sure, I'll search that for you because you're lazy.

Literally "headphone stand".

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does anyone have anymore of these comical shirts?

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The fuck is this

edgelord summer newfags temping in here on the weekend when r/the_donald slows down

the shirt really makes no sense for people who have long beards. only girly men have 1mm "facial hair" beards in the first place

Does anyone have that imgur link for the cheap gift guide?

I can't say I'd trust a Chinese power supply out of hand.
However, there are tons of electronics nerds on YouTube who buy shit from aliexpress just to pull it apart and test its limits, look up the model on YouTube and I guarantee there will be at least 3 or 4 videos on it by them

Wrong person but thanks for the (you).

i dont have a beard at all, i keep clean shaven

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>Jow Forumstards backing communist totalitarianism
What. A fucking. Surprise.

>ib4 hurr boomarr

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Why cant i find any pc monitors on aliexpress, i think the website is broken for me.

I can find them but from what I'm seeing you're not really getting cheaper prices than on newegg anyway.

aliexpress is not amazon

there are screens on alibaba

I may have been chinked. My mech keyboard hasn't left Shanghai since May 14th...

Check using an external tracker, aliexpress sometimes fucks up.

Nope, 17tracker says the same thing

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Should I get one of these?
aliexpress.com/item/32880977723.html

Chinks buy Korean skincare brands, if that tells you something

item.m.jd.com/product/6212482.html
At this price worth a risk or not?

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no

Movement funded by George Soros through his Fund for the Reform and Opening of China and the CIA to desestabiliza China just like they have done with LATIN America and the Middle East. Think of it as an Arab Spring and look what this Arab spring brought to North Africa. And lots of chink college students took this opportunity to get a free visa to the US.
>The chink government wouldn't censor anything about it if it never happened.
They are even censoring Winnie the Pooh

>Anyone have experience with chink skincare?
You'd need to know Chinese to sort out through all of that. Also, Chink market stuff is tested on animals

>item.m.jd.com/product/6212482.html
It's JD, not a marketplace like Ali. There's no way it's not original/new

Don't bother, just get a 1 TB QVO for $120 from eBay

Is there an extra negation in your post?

Explain, can't think rn

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user that bought one here.

ebay.com/itm/Samsung-SSD-1-TB-860-QVO-550MB-s-Lesen-520MB-s-S-Unidad-de-estado-solido-ct-ES/133054631860?epid=12027581840&hash=item1efaac8fb4:g:U8cAAOSwk7xcwWHP

Spanish version is a few kekels cheaper for some reason. Also their WD green SSD is cheaper, along with the smaller size SSD's also being decently priced.

jej

>There's no way it's not original/new
Double negation means "it's original/new".

Oh, that. Yes, JD, Suning, and stores like those are really reputable and only sell original stuff. They're not marketplaces with fakes

Fuck off

mi band 4 when?

>aliexpress is not amazon
Explain

Any luck with passive air purifiers? There's the Mi Mix 2s, obviously, but what about those $20-$100 bootlegs that are literally just a fan you stick onto a xiaomi filter?

Is there any dope chink tea I should check out? Take my tastebuds on a journey.

chinese tea is meh imo. i suggest korean honey plum team. it comes in a jar

Ordered RCA gender changers, got this e-mail:

>wang feng: Dear user:
>We have got your order *************.
>It's a great honor for us to server you.
>We will arrange the shipment as soon as possible.
>Best regards,
>wang feng

wang feng wants to server me
wat do /csg/ ?

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>Is there any dope chink tea I should check out?
Not on Ali. You can get good Chinese tea from sellers from China. Check's the tea subreddit (I'm not kidding, you can find sellers etc there) if you don't have any sources

>chinese tea is meh imo
lmao

>
>post your wishlists for the upcoming sale!
>heavy duty magnet
>ferro rod
>15000 strike permanent match
>rope lighter / sailors lighter
I actually am looking for partly the same stuff as this user.
Oh, and I wanna get on the skimpy-chink-swimsuit train with the gf. Looking for pic related someone posted quite some time ago, but can't find that exact model with lots of sales. Anyone care to help?

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Chinkshit is winning

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Pic was best tea I ordered from Ali. Also ordered a bunch of oolongs, but they all were shit except one I got by mistake (lol) and I couldn't find it anywhere else.
Ali prohibited selling tea some years ago, it's still being sold under teaware/teapot cover but in much less quantity and variety.

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>My little brother is asking me for a bluetooth gaming headset.
Any good recommendation fellas?

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be a good brother and dont give him chinkshit