ITT: Tech that identifies someone as a social reject or incel

>Hybrid vehicle with any kind of smug "I'm saving the environment lol" sticker on it
That all I got for now. I'm too drunk to think.

What does it mean if my wife likes many of these things?

>Casio digital watches

Add this one, the ultimate sign of loser.

>loser
>guaranteed to get 72 virgins

What no phones?

Flip phone / candy bar phone
or better yet no phone at all and that "ask me why I don't have a phone, I'm very interesting" glare

Any phone without an Apple logo on the back honestly. It just makes you look poor or uncultured.

>Satania
>mousepad with anime girl boobs
>any Linux distro
>yellowing IBM keyboard

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While we're shitting I want firm definitions on these:
>an apple phone with a case on it that does not have a hole cut out
>a non apple phone with a sticker of the logo on the back

>3D printers
I have to agree with this. Like we don't have enough plastic crap in the world, now we need to also make our own. FFS

the dream was everybody could have a 3D printer at home and never need to buy/have plastic shit shipped from china.
instead we're buying MORE garbage from China and people are 3d printing anime figurines lol

They're all right you loner

Exactly, that sums it up. It's ridiculous.

Tech that identifies you as a Chad:
An axe
Matches
Cast iron skillet
Fishing pole
Rifle with scope

>an apple phone with a case on it that does not have a hole cut out
Disgusting uncultured swine. You're using a case that isn't Apple approved and likely has other flaws that could make it fit less well or damage your phone if dropped. It's also like buying a Louis Vuitton bag and then covering up all the logos.
>a non apple phone with a sticker of the logo on the back
Depending on the phone I guess it'll do from a distance. Also this is why Apple needs to bring back the glowing Apple logo.

Satania case including logo cutout on iPhone is acceptable, especially if she's pointing at the logo.

I have those and I'm a 23 yo virgin non chad

You have to use them idiot not claim you have them in a thread

>anime wallpaper
Prove me wrong.

Im a social reject but im sitting on a lost city and I keep it secret because its not very nice.

disgusting.

that logitech mouse with the red ball on it tho

I have a 3D printer and I'm married...
Is my wife a figment of my imagination? She's sleeping; should I stick her with a knife to see if she is real?

>>Stax headphones
What is that? I didn't know Stax also makes headphones now. I though they're earspeakers manufacturers.
Fuck off mad nostax incel.

CoolPix digital camera

3D Printers are gay but not because they make plastic parts. Its that they are slow, inaccurate and a PITA to maintain and run compared to CNC machines/plasma/laser/waterjet cutters.

Honestly I know of very few people who actually use 3D printers regularly in their builds and have nailed down the process, but laser cutters are a million times faster to prototype with.

I have a calculator watch, CRT monitor, and have a wife and we're on our way to having kids. :)

Posting on Jow Forums.

>Rifle with scope
Pathetic.

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>using the term incel

>not fat
>clean clothes
>good hygiene

Those guys look better than 99% of Jow Forums

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Checked and keked

Jow Forums
now get OUT

So will literally any girl

Your wife is a man.

Congrats, do you know who is the father?

>people are 3d printing anime figurines lol
it was 100% clear from the beginning that this would be their main application field

Note how it says social reject or incel
So you're a reject

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hydraulic jack

You've never shot an animal in your life

>wearing Gucci bathrobes

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Harmful tech:

Handheld dedicated gaming devices
Phones with physical buttons
Desktop cases with acrylic windows
"""Audiophile""" headphones

Do normies find camtrash unironically hot when they fake retardation?

your kids are gonna be huge losers

Like father, like son.

>dat pic

LMFAO

lol I can't get a clear look of the screen but imagine setting that up and listening from Spotify anyway

How autistic are you? Signs of high fertility and youth are all over
>long, waving hair
>symmetric face
>underdeveloped nasal ridge
>makeup creating the illusion of larger eyes
>skinny but not anorexic
>enough breasts to not look like child
>scantily clad with the appearance of flawless skin
I bet some like the braces too.

Is there a gif format of her?

BASED and redpilled

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Neither you a pussy in your life

>"""Audiophile""" headphones
>money repels women
Cope.

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fuq

Only Stax is harmful to one's social image.

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How ARE calculator watches, anyways? I haven't been wearing any wristwatch at all for some years now. What is the benefit of calculator watches? You still have to fumble around something, so why not use your phone?