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store.eyeque.com/eyeque-visioncheck.html
aliexpress.com/item/32854762579.html
aliexpress.com/item/32920616907.html
aliexpress.com/item/32669551247.html
aliexpress.com/item/32800383329.html
medium.com/@vitorpamplona/portable-auto-refractors-comparison-b5106a8cd153
aliexpress.com/item/32961167903.html
aliexpress.com/item/32875801656.html
youtube.com/watch?v=kH5APw_SLUU
aliexpress.com/item/Mege-Brand-Clothing-Autumn-Men-s-Military-Camouflage-Fleece-Jacket-Army-Tactical-Clothing-Multicam-Male-Camouflage/32819865375.html
m.aliexpress.com/item/definitivelynotcrackpipes/33012460965.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Philips-Headphones-Shp9500-Headset-With-3mm-Long-Wire-Noise-reduction-Earphone-For-Xiaomi-Huawei-Samsung/32981945195.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.16.25bd74bdcjjJw9&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_6_10065_10130_10068_10547_319_317_10548_10696_453_10084_454_10083_10618_10307_537_536_10131_10132_10133_10059_10884_10887_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_52,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=eaa2b4eb-dacd-4c59-8b19-b17b024c1ade-2&algo_pvid=eaa2b4eb-dacd-4c59-8b19-b17b024c1ade
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>that tfw when todays a public holiday but you have 2 parcels at your post office awaiting delivery

ry4cs and a cable came in the mail, soldered that hoe on as soon as i got them in the mail

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not chink shit, but "fuck the man" shit

ordered one of these eyeque vision tests. all other phoropters and auto refractors were in the thousands of dollars. even in alibaba/aliexpress. even used!

store.eyeque.com/eyeque-visioncheck.html

this thing is 60 buckanoonoos.

there is a manual refractor if anyone wants for $300
aliexpress.com/item/32854762579.html

Gleetings

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Wow, let us know how you get on with it

>eyeque
>3.0 out of 5 on amazon
yikes
i hope you didn't screw yourself with the subscription bullshit

>yikes

Just bought these Maxsun 8GB 2400MHz RAM

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The motherboard can't discern the manufacturer but the build quality is good and it works

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>order something and immediately realize it's the wrong thing and gonna be shit
>cancel within a few minutes
>two days later chink denies cancelation "no"
>cancel again
>two days layer chink denies "sorry package has already been shipped"
How do I reverse chink him back? I think the shipping is tracked

Hope it's OK. Would run a memtest86+ on it personally juuuust to be sure

its 5/yr subscription big whoop.

the bad reviews are mostly "It is time-consuming and difficult."

or

"I thought this instrument was too good to be true and I was right. I am a retired optometrist with 42 years of experience doing eye exams. This instrument is difficult to use and my personal results were not close to my actual Rx. There are awesome instruments that attach to a cell phone and give you accurate prescriptions in seconds, however they cost $3,900. I'm sending my EyeQue back for a refund."

actual reviews ^

also i bought "new and improved" model not that old piece of shit.

we will see...

cant you just use an eye chart?

It feels all right, a significant upgrade over my poverty set-up of Kingston/SK Hynix RAMs.
Not sure if overclocking my 2 year-old Kingston/SK Hynix to 2666 is a good idea though.
Pretty confident the Maxsuns can handle it

Link:
aliexpress.com/item/32920616907.html
Overall, bretty gud for the price and zero complaints.
I guess Maxsun is a-ok for PC parts.
They also sell the cheapest Z390 board right now if you fell for the 9th gen intel processor meme.

What's the strategy for getting MicroSD cards?
Are there any brands I can rely on, or are they all a gamble?

this thing gives you the numbers (prescription) for your eyeglasses. which you then give to the chinks and get $20 glasses.

an eye chart just tells you how blurry your vision is. i already know vision is blurry without glasses.

Just go for the newmemes
aliexpress.com/item/32669551247.html
Some user bought and tested them a couple of threads back.
They do work

official samsung sd cards are good.

Ceamere, Netac and Mixza are proven to work
Suntrsi do as well but I have yet to see an user who have bought one.
Lexar/Londisk is slow af

If you don't mind take a punt on one of these
aliexpress.com/item/32800383329.html

Interesting

medium.com/@vitorpamplona/portable-auto-refractors-comparison-b5106a8cd153

for a list of portable auto refractors. netra is the lowest at $1200

i was hoping the esee was cheaper for the indians. but the poo in loo wouldnt give me a price over the email.

June 2, 2019
In Transit, Arriving Late
Your package will arrive later than expected, but is still on its way. It is currently in transit to the next facility.

ffffffff

Awaiting Shipment Mobile Order
Processing Time remaining: 1 days 10 hours 51 minutes

so this guy isnt going to ship then ?

>Package has been on a plane for 2 months
>Open dispute
>"Shipping method: Yanwen"

YANWEN!!!
How did I not see that it was being shipped by Yanwen when I ordered it? Do they hide that info to trick you?

this is how you ship. 4 days from China > USA
2019-06-03 14:55 GMTC, Arrived in transit country
2019-06-01 15:35 HONG KONG, Departed Hong Kong Airport
2019-05-31 23:21 CHINA, SHENZHEN, Departed Sunyou Facility
2019-05-30 15:00 CHINA, SHENZHEN, Acceptance, Sent to UNITED STATES
2019-05-29 23:04 Pre Alert to UNITED STATES

is there super cheap polymer clay anyway? i usually work with super sculpey medium and fimo soft.

Opinions on this keyboard?
A wired USB-C connection is what I was looking for, and $50 is pretty much my budgetary limit, so I'm not sure if there's much room for improvment.

aliexpress.com/item/MOTOSPEED-CK62-Keyboard-Bluetooth-USB-Keyboard-Dual-Mode-Mechanical-Keyboard-with-RGB-Backlight-Gaming-Keyboard/32949616242.html

I-is that something for art?
Are you other /3/+/ic/ user posting here or is it more of a diy thing?

>Do those work?
Kinda. Not as well as displayed, but they would work well on gross skin like that. You can buy them in drogeries. Stores like dm-drogerie markt (if you're in Central Europe) have their own brand which is significantly cheaper than the overpriced branded stuff

they can switch to whatever shipping method after you've ordered. if you buy several items chances are they will switch depending on how much the items weigh

do the prices of those 100 piece screwdriver sets fluctuate? e.g. i should wait for a good sale?

aliexpress.com/item/32961167903.html
aliexpress.com/item/32875801656.html
some of those bits look stupid. who needs torx that large? wish i could pick and match what i wanted. e.g. get rid of all large square / hex / torx bits heh

>do the prices of those 100 piece screwdriver sets fluctuate? e.g. i should wait for a good sale?
Aliprice extension. Checked it for you, they're relatively close the their all time low price rn

trying to find some cheap chinese monitors (for PC) can someone help?

The following is the chink saga of me trying to buy a vape.
>order a vape with a color variant that was at a low price
>seller claimed it was out of stock and offered to change it for another item
>I told him that it was no problem and to give me another color variant instead
>ok changed
>get suspicious the next day since and check to confirm that he did not "exchange" my item
>he did
>its already shipped
>dear we cannot stop this item
>tell him I will reject the parcel if he just ships me the correct item and ships it, that way i will get what i want and he will have the wrong parcel returned
>he refuses to give a straight answer
>wrong item arrives
>take photos and video and put up dispute
>seller tries to chink me by telling me that they cannot control the dispute and that aliexpresss is responsible for it
>aliexpress also cannot give me refund only they can according to them
>they keep telling me to close dispute
>aliexpress sides with seller because they too have retarded enlgish
>upload more evidence and clearly highlight the area where I said i do not want another device in exchange
>dispute deadline passes and its still in pending
>see that seller has put up the cheaper color variant up again
>my suspicions are confirmed, this fucker was doing it as a way of boosting his listing and then claiming that it was out of stock
>gets pissed off
>order it again
>you are going down ching chong ding dong
>seller says it is out of stock
>this time I straight out say NO with a smiley face emoji
>seller gets desperate
>says it is no longer in production
>say no again with smiley face
>seller even more desperate, says he will give me a gift if I cancel order with "other reason"
>tell him no again
>noted, friend, then we will send out to you , we will afford the cost, sorry to bother you
>tells me to accept partial refund for previous order
>what should I do csg??
>will update as the saga continues

Not hating but 8GB's of RAM arent really all that much more expensive if you look at PCPARTPICKER or w/e, i guess you're not in the US?

Plastic box

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48 cents, 49 grams
That's less than a cent per gram!

*cries in Jewish*

user who bought HEPA filters, what kind of purifier do you have? Gohl? Xiaomi?

>Xiaomi
Or nothing

Drunk me wanted to do the DIY fan and filter thing
Sober me will have to commit to the bit when the HEPA filters arrive
youtube.com/watch?v=kH5APw_SLUU

It's called Hebrew

I call it fuck off alt-right nazi

Fuck off

>postman left a notice in my doorstep instead of delivering it to me directly

why would he do that

I haven't ordered anything large in size

did he get bored of delivering my chinkshit

Anyone have any experience buying jackets? How good are they with their sizing on Ali?
eg. aliexpress.com/item/Mege-Brand-Clothing-Autumn-Men-s-Military-Camouflage-Fleece-Jacket-Army-Tactical-Clothing-Multicam-Male-Camouflage/32819865375.html

The national post here (slav part of EU) never fucking delivers anything, they just drop the "could not reach recipient, pick up at the office" paper every time. It's so bad even some of the chinks use an alternate service when sending stuff here. I have to have all my packages shipped to my workplace because they can't pull the "no one's home" trick in a building with a reception.

will there be a sale for the special day that is tomorrow?

Anyone else getting this?

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yeah its for sculpting. i go on both those boards but the project is actually for trash. ic sucks for non digital art i find, i just do edits on ic for people.

use the app

also polymer clay, its what most models are sculpted out of before the mould is made, then theyre resin'd

That worked, danke.

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I guess chink always finds a way how to sell these
m.aliexpress.com/item/definitivelynotcrackpipes/33012460965.html

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>tfw no chinkshit arrived today

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>Not sure if overclocking my 2 year-old Kingston/SK Hynix to 2666 is a good idea though.
do it, you basically can't kill ram with overclocking unless you feed it obscene voltage, but ddr4 can easily handle even 1.45v for daily use.

my right ear loves that video

its better to use alfoil and a long glass tube over this stuff

are there certain sellers that ship quick or does it vary from product to product within the same store? there should be an infographic about the fastest shippers and which ones to avoid for certain kinds of items.

china post good
yanwen bad
dhl a meme. how can a country good at everything have such bad postage systel

I hope all phone poster that share links gets hemorroides and anal herpes.

it's better to make chenga (usually a term for dmt consumption but it can be applied to any freebase) and smoke that
all these evap contractions just burn your goods, singe your lips and fuck your lungs

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what is the absolute cheapest mp3 player with a screen for my Tin audio T3s?

This is what it looks like when you open phone links on a PC.

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sansa clip+ maybe?
benjie t6 is pretty cheap I don't see much reason to go cheaper (but battery can be shit so maybe seek something else)

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>implying this isn't normal for Australia (4-5 days arrive in country)
More importantly do you have to wait 7 days before customs clears it or is burger customs fast and efficient ?

>worried about buying chinkshit because I will be gone for a month in July

its called a chargeback user

REEEEEEEEEE LOCAL POST SERVICE HASNT DELIVERED MY VAPE SINCE LAST FUCKING WEEK. EVEN THE CHINKS ARE FASTER.

Link?

How do you charge back when you pay with CC

Do you prefer the plastic bags or the orange padded envelopes?

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thank you for reminding me to lower my volume user.

call your bank and say it was not you doing the purchase? wth, this is pretty common knowledge

>chenga
i serarched but i barely get what this is

i usually just flick the lighter slowly and sweep it

remember 4th of june friend

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Why should I remember the least eventful day in the world?

Just ordered 5 USB-C cables.

i ordered 4 myself. already have 2 3 meter usb c cables, ordered some 5 meter ones

Will chink power bank work? I had to supply the batteries myself.

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Voltage seems acceptable

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I expected it to be ~4.5V. Isn't that what you would get if you connected the batteries serially?

same thing i wondered

Seems to power USB memories just fine, but not sure how that is useful

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Seems Bezos' batteries are more powerful than advertised

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lmao that seems... unsafe

How much was the price difference between colors? Which vape ?

aliexpress.com/item/Original-Philips-Headphones-Shp9500-Headset-With-3mm-Long-Wire-Noise-reduction-Earphone-For-Xiaomi-Huawei-Samsung/32981945195.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.16.25bd74bdcjjJw9&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_6_10065_10130_10068_10547_319_317_10548_10696_453_10084_454_10083_10618_10307_537_536_10131_10132_10133_10059_10884_10887_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_52,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=eaa2b4eb-dacd-4c59-8b19-b17b024c1ade-2&algo_pvid=eaa2b4eb-dacd-4c59-8b19-b17b024c1ade
are these legit?

sure is summer

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Why are they marked as 1.5V?

bro cause they drop off really fast

True, but why 1.5V? Why not 1.4V? What's so special about 1.5V? If it was the maximum there would at least be something special about that number.

it will be, for about 80% of the battery discharge time, this higher voltage is just the slight overcharge of new batteries, it doesnt last long.
4.5v is still inside of the usb spec, barely but it is

get a round hepa filter and a weed fan. much better than shitty box fan.

common operative voltage i guess. bro do i look like i stayed in electrical engineering and didnt drop out after 1 semester (passed my units though) to pursuit a career in finance?

theres no way to tell post office to leave packages at door? or you live in a shithole?

Hard to say based on the information given

i did, i absolutely did (and dont regret it)