HELP

How do you block Porn?

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Unplug your router.

>blocking porn
what are you some sort of FAMILY GUY?

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>block porn
I think you're better off creating a whitelist of approved sites instead of trying to find every single porn site to ban.

Holy fuck your post is so fucking terrible. Thank you.

Have sex

This, whitelist.

This is so fucking stupid. Simply don't visit porn sites. If you have a kid tell him he'll grow fucked up if he watches 6 porn hour a day.

Better to build the discipline to stop. There will always be something tempting you to stray from whatever goal you've chosen to pursue.

have a gf

Start watching anime.

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have sex

having sex is gay

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this is the actual truth

>watching porn through browser
>not torrenting 1080p 60fps porn

As a jew who has nothing to do with porn production it brings me great joy knowing that your life is hell, I hope you end up killing yourself! :)

based

have sex

where?

My man

>block porn
>on the internet

It will be easier to block everything and whitelist what you need.
Also blocking yourself is a meme. If you have the knowledge to do this then you have the knowledge to undo it.

Anime is a gateway drug to Lolicon Hmanga degeneracy

First it starts off as innocent, you watch Death Note and it has a compelling story and interesting themes and you think "You know, anime isn't so bad". Next thing you know you're watching Non Non Biyori and you think "I love watching cute girls do cute things! They're adorable!" Then you watch Eromanga Sensei and fall madly in love with the concept of the perfect shoujo and then one day somebody on Jow Forums dumps a Henreader manga and you eat it up because the art is detailed and it's the most erotic thing you've ever seen. A few months go along and now you're begging mistvern to translate the latest Himeno Mikan because you've read all of the english translated books, you can't read japanese, and you just need moar, you can't stop. ever.

First, give your sons this image. Then whitelist Hentaigasm.
Also tell them that fapping gives them hairy palms and blindness

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someone help me

That doesn't even block the porn, just the site used to get to porn.
If you know the location of the video, you're fugged.

Don't give the government ideas faggots.

Why do you care about boring conservative families so much? Is it jealousy? A longing for a comfy home and hatred that you can't get it?

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>It will be easier to block everything and whitelist what you need.
Not really. How do you know what the people using the internet needs?
That's why capitalism is a thing user.

stop using 127.0.0.1 and start using 0.0.0.0

>Lolicon Hmanga degeneracy

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can you edit it that so "lolis" is spelled correctly?

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the plural of loli is loli you double downies

I didn't make it. Do I have the right?

Didn't you know that Minneapolis is actually multiple Minneapoli?

I've got a bunch of porn sites in my localhosts too and it's definitely helped. At the end of the day, though, porn use is a symptom that you haven't got your life in order; what you need is positive goal orientation and to schedule your time productively with fulfilling and constructive projects.

how do you do this?

idk

here is MS paint version

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When using it as an abbreviation for "lolicon [manga]" then sure, the singular and plural versions are one and the same.

If you use it to describe a girl(s) of shoujo proportions, then no, you're wrong. The plural is "lolis".

Jahy a qt.

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>6 porn hour a day
is porn-hours a unit of time now? fuck

github.com/StevenBlack/hosts

Apply the porn filter, you're welcome.

>StevenBLACKED

just start doing drugs instead porn is such a gay addiction lmao

nice

Move to Britain.

Buy a calendar.
Wake up every day and draw an X on the day before.

Then see if you can make it a whole year without porn.

Build your discipline. This is the best method.
No need to thank me.

thank you

based and ironpilled

its a slow, difficult process. one step at a time. you'll fail, over and over and over again, you'll lose hope more times than you can remember, you'll feel trapped. but you have to keep trying. again, and again, and again. a little further each time. you can't bargain with yourself or you'll fall backwards; you have to challenge yourself to go further than ever before. one time it's 3 days without fapping, then another it's 5 days... keep pushing until you get it. you will, one day, if you believe you can and you truly want to.

what's wrong with fapping?
not everyone can get laid, y'know

highly addictive, counterproductive, permanently mind altering once addicted, can cause sexual dysfunction. like any vice it can be safe taken in moderation but it's playing with fire

Oh shit nigga. If only I'd seen this post years ago, I wouldn't be looking at weird ass hentai today. Instead I could be posting about how immoral a fucking drawing is.

the point is to stop watching porn user, not quit fapping entirely.

eating is addictive too, better stop eating, you're playing with fire

quitting masturbation has no positive effects
you're wasting all your willpower on nothing

masturbation no, looking at porn yes

>highly addictive
>permanently mind altering once addicted
define addictive. i thought all mammals are hardwired to seek pleasure(sex)?
>counterproductive
how? i want to feel good and it helps me fall asleep
>can cause sexual dysfunction
:(

just look at hentai instead

>masturbation no, looking at porn yes
so hentai is the solution

I see you, Theresa May

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>github.com/StevenBlack/hosts
Do you use this?

If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms EXACTLY the right length to reach our genitals.

By not going to porn sites.

The only thing that is immoral is the addiction.

Jow Forums - Technology

Arms are technology

I'm not addicted. I regularly go a long while without looking at fucked up hentai.

Okay cool. Care to share your poison? [spoiler]hentai is techloligy[/spoiler]

Absolutely based

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Not on a blue board I don't. I could've shared some of it on the old Jow Forums but not now.

MOOT BRING BACK Jow ForumsURO NOW

Cut off your penis, it's the only way.

What's your genre of choice? Do you have a favorite artist? (

I've already admitted to lolicon

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you seem a little lost.
op would block everything on his end and then use a whitelist.

the amount of porn on the internet is endless and it simply isnt possible to block it all because the number of porn urls is always increasing. However the list of safe urls is only slightly increasing. So the whitelist is more maintainable than a blacklist. So if op wants to be free from porns temptation he needs to block everything and only allow safe things.

user, I don't know how to tell you this but, m00ts gone

what do you mean? where did he go?

Works for a popular search engine now
duckduckgo

NOOO MOOOOOOOOT, HOW WILL THIS SITE SURVIVE IF THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ISNT HERE?

>not blocking everything except porn

Try E621

dsi.ut-capitole.fr/blacklists/index_en.php
>We are actively working on the adult database, but you can help me with the others one. I add between 50 and 300 urls per day.

That would be so based.
Instead he works for Jewgle while getting cucked by some Jew bitch that wrote her thesis about him. Befriended him for eceleb points (she runs a PR agency and its important for her to show she knows people) and then unceremoniously friendzoned.

Moot the cuck. Worst timeline.

moot was always a twinky cuck, newfag

Early "i wish to be the little girl" moot was based. It all went downhill when the kicked Snacks out.

well he shouldn't have fucked that whale

Well, you can use keywords to block porn on your route if it has the ability.

everyone here is a fucking retard. Write a script that checks if you can find the website on jewgle but you cannot find it on google when safe search is enabled, block it. This also does not block sites that are not on google both when safesearch is on or off, so something on the deep web which is not porn isn't given a false positive.

there isn't anything more beautiful that a good round anime butt, simply delicious
rather die than stop fapping to this

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those teary eyes make my dick so hard

Am I missing out on some dank pinterest porn, or is OP extraordinarily horny?

People share all kinds of shit on pintrest

Sometimes I see u15 idols on there in my random google searches

Where did the part of discussing anime with fellow /a/non took place?

>u15 idols
i didn't know what that was. now i do.
fuck you.

Do you want some recommendations?

oh just fyi - hardly anything is filmed in the current year, it's pretty much a dead industry in jp.

I prefer my loli drawn. Thanks for the offer, though.

>If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms EXACTLY the right length to reach our genitals.
Unbeatable logic.

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>op would block everything on his end and then use a whitelist.
So basically, the government is going to only allow new whitelist sites and slowly limit the blacklist over time, eventually limiting the entire internet to the whitelist?

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use opendns, set up an account, set as your DNS servers in your router and bam, no nut.

Get one of these.

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by meeting girls outside

Throttle your internet speed to make it too annoying to browse porn with. Spend the time waiting for things to load with getting /fitlit/

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Self-control
Learn it.

Willpower