Is it made out of gold or something? why does it cost $1k?

That's called a scam

>he doesn't have a $1k stand

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because people who will buy it dont give a shit about the cost, pajeet

>still thinking the US "left"/"libs" and "right"/"conservatives" are really any fucking different
Get your immature little shitbrain back to Jow Forums where it belongs.

how does it take $300 to CNC a simple mass-market product

if this were magnetic hovering and adjustable at any angle over the base then it's be worth it

Can it even move left/right?
t doesn't look like it can.

you wouldnt understand

Have sex

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so yea this is the new thing we're going to have multiple daily threads about for a few months

> from recycled aliuminium
You know it's not because they would be advertising that as a feature, and charge you an extra $200 for it.

sex is a chore
not sure if youre aware

Pretty much.

Wait it isn't? How do I cancel a preorder?

And in particular, whoever happens to be making the purchasing decision will be doing so on the corporate expenses credit card.

More like two days

It's special Apple stand, you poorfags wouldn't understand.

Apple deserves every bit of ridicule it gets for this.

>being new

It's a professional grade stand.
When you do creative work for a living you need a professional quality monitor stand.

pretty impressive how small the base it and the mount

holding a huge monitor and not sagging etc

this
all professional offices these days have diversity hires that will occasionally lose their temper and attack the people and objects close to them once or twice a day
if your office isn't ready you're going to be left behind by the ones that are

It's not meant for consumers, its for industry professionals who can shop on the company's dollar.

It has full range of movement, height adjustment and vertical orientation.

Monitor stand sagging killed anthem btw

very good post, you'll get a lot of replies if you keep up like this

I'll be watching you with great interest kid

>hasn't seen what competitors offer
>32" screen
>going to be fluid as fuck movement like old imacs

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The monitor is pretty beast, 1000 nits max

highly impressive posting. and dubs too? I haven't seen talent like this in ages.

For 5 minutes, then it throttles down to your gaming monitor levels lol, even with all those holes

no it's 1000 indefinite, 1600 peak

which is still ridiculous, 500 nit screens on laptops are so fucking bright, 300 is dim thinkpad shit

>able to produce 1,000 nits of full-screen brightness and 1,600 nits of peak brightness.
>and can maintain 1,000 nits of full-screen brightness indefinitely.

kek i guess apple can make any scam they want and you retards will justify it as being "professional grade"

yeah no one needs more than 4 cores, or 16gb ram, pfft just use the cloud why even make hdds bigger than 2TB!, lol thunderbolt 3 who needs that bandwidth, 1080p is enough!

Yeah, the advertised specs are for 5 min of professional workload, b-b-but user this is pro hardware for professionals

the majority of the "pro audience" aka companies buying sets of these for their professional animators designers video editors etc will just get the VESA module

Do you not know what sustained means you dumb cunt

feel free to post the 5min disclaimer

>Brightness: 1000 nits sustained (full screen), 1600 nits peak

It costs a thousand dollars because Apple can charge a thousand dollars for it.

I do my professional work in bursts, between browsing buzzfeed
Learn what professional setup is

>having to make up shit to try and apple look bad

wtf is this thing does it even run halo

lol

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Makes sense

Some might want to wall mount it, some might want a clamp mount off the side, some might want some fully articulating stand with heaps of tilt

it's not a fucking consumer screen

Photoshop

It doesn't
, Plus it's aluminum which is very soft and machinning it is a breeze

>Is it made out of gold or something? why does it cost $1k?
Cause you're stupid.

>$199 for a fucking VESA adapter??

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kek, nice and dry, just the way b8 ought be

It doesn't look like it has left/right rotation or translation, no foward/backward translation either. Unless you count moving the entire thing around as "full range of movement"

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No :(

Based Satania and JoJo poster

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Its Designed© in© Commiefornia© Made by Chinks

$99 manufacturing
$900 profit

Yeah, I can't stand this already.

$9 manufacturing
$990 profit

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>products have left/right political beliefs

Can you imagine thinking like this? lol Left/Right is a joke in America

>Can't stand this already
Alright user you got a smile out of me

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Based

>poorfag detected
Apple used special aluminum which is more rare than rare earth.

Its all identity politics. People who identity with right/left wing will buy product brands that align with their political party.

Companies that get caught up with rational discourse gets fuck up by the loudest of those in identity politics.

Only people who use apple products are airhead trendies, of whom the vast majority are insufferably leftwing

true.

We have yet to realize the grand pun potential of this launch.

>liberals are left wing
based retard

>Liberals I don't like are right wing

you've got a real eye for talent

nice

all liberals are right wing because they're not socialists, how hard is it?

US politics is trash, that's why you are confused

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I bet I can get one off from chinese ebay for about $10

So Tim Apple can suck the green out of the iCucks and use it to support Republican candidates.

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STOP CALLING LIBERALS LEFTISTS YOU RETARDED AMERICAN. LIBERALS ARE CAPITALISTS AND THEREFOR DEFINITIONALLY NOT LEFTISTS. AHHHHHHHH.

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Come on Jow Forums, think different. Buy Apple. Take a stand for your country.
>for only $999

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youtube.com/watch?v=MZqcvginCyE

did Samsung ever advertise this at a keynote address

>M-O-O-N, that spells "give Apple all of your disposable income"