What is you preferred beverage for programming or design work?

What is you preferred beverage for programming or design work?

Coffee for me since I'm a poorfag

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coffee and sativa vapor

water and coffee

apple/orange juice

Black coffee or low carb monsters.

Zero calorie Rockstars, coffee

coffee and black tea

Tea

Black coffee anything else is degenerate.

Coffee with milk and lots of sugar.

Tea you fools.

tea is the chad choice

I drink water all day.

Coffee and weed

i don't do programming or design work. i drink coffee in the morning and water the rest of the time.

beer

Nearly killed myself with alcohol years ago, don't drink anymore

okay?? thanks for letting us know?? this place isnt your personal blog

Pure soda water with alot of carbonation and my juul

Ascended and greenpilled

Usually at my computer I can be found drinking either, tea, drinking chocolate, or summer fruits concentrated juice

caffeine pills and hot water

red bull

adderall

Ice water or soda if I have it

I dare you to find a better beverage

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>when the adderall kicks in

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Tea is much cheaper though?
I had both coffee and black tea

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Coffee and green tea.
Also checked OP.

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caffeine pills and water
>ascended

Black coffee and water are all I need.

Water

I started living on my own bout 8 months ago (3 years working as a junior C# dev). I'll be honest I'm a functional degenerate, and this has been my routine for the last 3 months or so: Wake up, pack a bowl of weed during or after my morning routine, take anxiety/depression meds, take 2 caffeine pills, shower, go to work. Meetings/programming for 1-2 hours, drinking lots of chamomile tea throughout to help digestion and sometimes hangovers, a coffee or two throughout the day. 9 hours later, I'm home and drink 2-4 tall cans of beer while watching cybersec videos or doing online courses or shitposting, pack a bowl before going to sleep, repeat, with some mild variations in between.

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that sounds like a pitiful existence. you need to re-evaluate your life.

My frontal teeth are fucked and rotting and a badly rotting really black tooth. I could fucking die in my fucking sleep at any given time or day. Can't see my new dentist till next month. Press F for me Jow Forums.

I chainsmoke, drink coffee and soda all day.

>consuming leaf water
>consuming bean water
>consuming fizzy sugar water

I think you guys need to get a f*cking GRIP

Welcome to the Grind.

Tea of course.

This but indica

pee XD

Drinking anything other than water is bloat.

My routine for the last 3 years:

Wake up, shower, go to work, drink my first cup of coffee while listening to my coworkers small talk about insignificant trivialities, program for 3 hours, eat lunch with my coworkers while I pretend to be enjoy more small talk about insignificant trivialities, program for 4,5 hours, grab some junk food on the way home, drink 2 beers while falling asleep in front of the computer, go to bed, rinse and repeat.

Get out of that office while you still can.

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Scotch

I didn't know that Jow Forums had so many caffeine addicts.

I only drink water during the day

Water, coffee or whiskey. Really depends on what I feel like drinking.

I prefer redbull honestly. I get the caffeine boost without the stomach aches. Trouble is they're too expensive so I reserve them for late nights when I want to get something done.

Coffee or diet cola.

dragon well, it resteeps nicely

Coffee Enema

60ml syringe + water + instant coffee = instant rush

*bonus* can evacuate easily of you get too wired..also the route of administration through the heptic portal makes it alot less skittish than drinking it....

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Quit being a faggot.

there is absolutely nothing gay about a coffee enema. Most marathon runners and cyclists do it too for a bit of a boost... the heptic portal is a superior route of administration. FACT

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good for you for coming out the other side, best of luck for the future

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Inserting things into you're ass is inherently gay.

ha wait till you get older an refuse a colonoscopy and die of prostate cancer

im not a fag and i hate the gay mafia but self administering a drug or flushing your colon with the slightest tip of a syringe is not gay its a legit medical proceedure

molly water

I prefer holy water

keep telling yourself that fag

>Coffee for me since I'm a poorfag

why would coffee make you a poorfag?

coffee during winter, ice tea during summer. but watch your blood pressure anons

Energy drinks are much more expensive than just coffee.

Whenever I make an error in my code, I drink a cup of my own urine. It's a punishment that makes me focus extremely hard while working.

fish?

For me it's 2 double doubles and 160mg Vyvanse (spaced out 40 x4)

Gets the job not only done but done well.

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Caffeine pills are rough. I recommend you curb that habit and drink black tea as an alternative.

You'll feel better, trust me.

Dealcoholized beer

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Been thinking of ordering some modafinil. Ever try it?

dude weed lmao

1738

Around here we call that "near beer".

Yep. It works. But don't think of it as a stimulant like standard amphetamine or anything. No dopamine rush.

It keeps you up. Thats it.

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Why would you do that to yourself?

Interesting, might give it a try. I drink so much caffeine already that it doesn't do much, if anything, for me anymore. Maybe that'll do the trick.

Just curious, are amphetamines bad for long term use?

Because I can't pay for expensive shit like energy drinks

dead by 40

Ayy lmao

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Runners also endure literally shitting themselves while in a marathon. I'm not sure I care about their opinions on liquids in buttholes.

pepsi max

I drink two Monster Energy Ultra cans per day.

Only retards think that caffeine is of any requirement for programming, though. I drink Monster because it curbs my appetite and it can be slowly sipped over the course of literal hours.

Water or tea.
Tea is way, way cheaper than coffee though. Not only per weight, but you use less per cup and you can resteep 4-5 times at least with decent tea.

Yep

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Are those fucking eels? Based

silver boomjuice.

>Bothers buying expensive coffee but shows off a french press as well
I hope you have at least a rancilio silvia equivalent there.

yerba

Reading shit like this makes me real happy I left the 9-5 and went freelance.

wet farts

Kek, no just grass.
I only drink a cup a day so I want something nice for my one drink. Get most of my coffee from my dad who roasts the beans himself, but this was takeaway from vacation in Kauai.

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Probably the majority of the population is a caffeine addict, they just never stop drinking caffeinated drinks long enough to find out.

Preferred? Either diet dr pepper or pepsi zero. I can drink that shit all day. I know it will probably turn my kidneys into concrete and my brain into chili, but I don't care.

In the US, maybe.

I hear that all their soft drinks have caffeine in them too not just coke. Why do they do that? Caffeine and hfcs in everything. Disgusting.

All of western Europe also.

>drinking a diuretic for productivity

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What's the best tea, lads? I want to replace energy drinks with it

Coffee is a diuretic as well, caffeine is a diuretic

based

cringe