ITT prove you aren't a larper

Why? Can't you do your job without it?
I can always shitpost from phone when i'm not doing anything (like right now).

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Backend engineer
28k yuropoors
Arch Linux
vim/VS Code OSS
Firefox

Software developer
36k yuros
Gentoo
Emacs-Evil
Firefox

>Job
NEET
>Salary
500 canuckbucks from the govt per month
>OS
arch on desktop lubuntu on laptop
>Text editor
im a filthy casual so i use sublime text
>Browser
ungoogled chromium

>Student
>$0
>Debian
>vim
>firefox

McDonalds cashier
9.50/hr
Whatever the cash register is run on
Piece of paper on counter
CashRegisterOS doesnt come with it

Anime feels degenerate and obscure eather way

NEET
$0
vim
firefox

Nigger killer
1488 million/mo
Windows 10 pro
Notepad
Yandex

NEET
0
Win 8.1
Notepad++
FF

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Based and mcpilled

>NEET
>NEET
>Windows 98
>Paint
>MSN Messenger

How do you make 130K with webdev ?
Do you work in SF or something ?
I'm looking to get into webdev as well and have been brushing up on skills to be able to apply and stuff.
I've got a good understanding of HTML5/CSS3 & Javascript, working on getting a better understanding of SASS + Grid now.
Is there anything else I'm missing before I should start applying ?

student
~$1k/month from gov. for not living in a shithole
Solus
emacs
icecat & vivaldi

>larper
You can't LARP on the internet, subhuman Jow Forumseddit teen

>Boston pizza cook
>16/h
>notepad++
>chrome

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>senior r&d scientist
>5600 eur/month
>centos 7
>emacs
>ff

> Drug dealler
> ~150 - 200k
> Tails
> Leafpad
> Technically, Firefox

not him, but learn relation databases/SQL

install gentoo on the cash register kek

>Job
Orthopedic surgeon
>Salary
8K/year, I live in shithole
>OS
Debian testing with xfce on T420, Arch with KDE on X230
>Text editor
Mousepad
>Browser
Firefox, Bromite on android

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CEO / basically a neet with several webshops
0 dollars a month
Windows
Notepad++
Firefox

>Orthopedic surgeon
what are you doing here

>>Job
Still studying}
>>Salary
No need, have parents
>>OS
Windows
>>Text editor
VS Code
>>Browser
FFox

facts don't care about your feelings

Thanks, that was one of the things I had in mind to learn as well.
I was never very good at it when we got it in school but now that I have more free time it should be easier to learn.

>8K/year, I live in shithole
Get the fuck out of there, you' re at least missing one zero on that yearly paycheck if not more.

human females in the poke universe HAVE to act so slutty. otherwise the males are just gonna fuck their pokemons instead

>bioluminescent government employee who writes tools for other glowing individuals
>$70k
>W10 Enterprise
>N++
>Firefox
$70k/yr is comfy in the US, especially since I was in a low COL area.
Making that same $70k, but now working for the US in the UK, I feel fucking rich. Salaries in the UK generally TOP OUT at $60k, and you have to live in a stupid expensive city like London. I live out in the farmland, so my money goes that much further.

This guy gets it.

NEET
1k yuros
Gentoo
Jetbrains IDE's
chromium

>Job
Barista
>Salary
$12/hour
>OS
W7/10, iOS, Android
>Text editor
VSCode
>Browser
FF & Chrome

I am just normie.

>QA
>40k US
>Arch
>mousepad/vim
>Firefox
I want to get into software development or EE, FML.

>Job
No
>Salary
3k/month i guess if you call that a salary
>OS
Windows
>Text editor
Libre office
>Browser
Chrome

Being a barista actually looks to be somewhat enjoyable, the main downside being the low pay.
Maybe when I retire I'll work at a Starbucks part time or something.

Because there's no /med/ board, and /sci/ is all about math.
And I'm tech enthusiast, I do know some HTML/CSS and Python though.
It's not as easy as you think.
Many countries don't acknowledge another countries medical degrees, and certainly if it's something related to surgery.
Take US for example, if I wanted to go there, I have to bypass USMLE exams (which is what med student get tested for), somehow mange to get a job in a hospital and work may way into residency program with Trauma and Ortho department, then apply for fellowship in that, which would take 7-9 years.

>surgeon
>8k/year
What the absolute fuck? You should be earning that in a month at least.

Beef up your social skills, bub. 50% of your work is cleaning, 40% is socializing with customers and your crew.

>Job
TEFL teacher, mainly business English these days.
>Salary
86k USD at current exchange rate
>OS
Ubuntu 19.04 on main machine, tinycore on my tablet
>Text editor
vim
>Browser
Ungoogled chromium or firefox depending on what I'm doing, there's a few extensions that I can't get equivalents outside of firefox.

C U N N Y

>40% is socializing
not him, it sounds like job from hell

Student
200$ a month
Windows 10/ macOS
Atom
Firefox

>Job
CEO
>Salary
$1.4bn
>OS
Kubuntu
>Text editor
Emacs
>Browser
Emacs

based FIRE practitioner

You will quit after second time soccer mom screams at you. Customer service is never comfy because you deal with absolute retards on a daily basis and cant do anything about it.

In some countries $670/month is a respectable wage.
It kinda sucks though, because while rent/food/transportation/utilities are going to be dirt cheap, international goods like electronics are going to be the same price as they are in Europe/North America.

U CaNt BrOwSe Jow Forums If UR NoT a PrOgAmEr
Dumb fuck

>Job
NEET with stocks portfolio
>Salary
2k/month
>OS
wangblows 10
>Text editor
notepad
>Browser
Chromium

civilians need not apply

you need to go back

Yeah but no doctors should be earning "respectable wage" you had to study your ass off for at least 10 years (at least its 10 years here dunno about you) just so you can earn less than a burger flipper.

sauce?
more?

Go back where to /f/? Ive been shitposting while you were still shittin your pants.

That's normal in """post socialist""" country.
Other than the military personals and government officials, my salary is considered enough, to keep me above poverty.
And to be honest, money isn't the real issue, it's the life threats.

>Formal verification engineer

Oh, really? Are you proving functions in Coq? or just running fucking ready-made static analyzers?

you could live for $14k in Thailand

Its pretty comon in shithole countries, I earn better salary as corporate wagie in Poland than most doctors (1500EUR net). Hospitals here are public, and in general poor as fuck. You have to start your own private practice to make decent money. Its different reality than murica.

Way less than 14k/year desu. You can live on 6k/year in thailand + the 3.2k/year a thai elite visa costs.

Doctors and lawyers make absolutely obscene amount of money in the US even relative to western countries.
Lawyers where I live earn about 1/3rd what they do in the US and doctors about 1/2, but professors earn about 1.5x as much.

Nah its not normal my mom earns nearly triple that and its also in post communist country.

You need to consider that the cost of living in that shithole is also significantly lower than in the US. Even though he might earn the same as a burger flipper his standard of living is much higher.

>Coq
Isabelle

>Commercial Diesel Parts guy, self-employed mechanic, self-employed jack of all trades

>$50k per year on W-2 paper trails, $10-20k in cash payments

>Manjaro i3 Edition

>Mostly VIM, but use Geany when I want a GUI
>LaTeX with Gummi or TexMaker

>Firefox for GUI, Lynx / W3M for terminal

kys pedo degenerate

Triple that as a nurse* so doctors earn even more.

> centos 7
> ff

not very smart, it seems. so, what was that social engineering which got you that 5.6k position? sucked some dickies?

R&D IT specialist
78000zł pre-tax
Fedora
vim
chromium with botnet

> pedo

are you prefer milfs? but they stink

>boobs
>thick butt
>pedo
Your definition of "pedo" is wrong.

that would be a shithole

there is no apartments less than $20/day

I worked at Chipotle as a cashier for a while, so I know how to handle myself. Middle aged middle-class people are some of the most entitled assholes you'll ever meet.

Some cockmongler literally screamed at me, like full on temper tantrum. The whole restaurant stopped silent, and looked. It was because I didn't give him his $0.22 in change IMMEDIATELY and was asking a co worker to get an item. My (at the time) 16 year old self just handed him the change and told him to not ever come back.

If I was retired and didn't need the job, I would probably tell customers like that to eat a dick. Might get me fired, but I'm not gonna let some dumb baby factory walk all over me, just because she's bitter that she's 45 years old and not attractive anymore.

Thats not really how it works yeah he can maybe afford more food and better house but thats pretty much it. Any fancy stuff like electronics or cars would cost about the same as in US if not more.

What country are you in?

some slav shithole. probably Ukraine

enjoy your ban, disgusting pedo scum

It's not hard to find nice 1 bedroom apartments in Chiang Mai for 5000 baht/month.
Or studio apartments/small one bedrooms (by US standards) in Lak Si for under 7k/month
If you think you can't get a nice play for 19k baht/month there's something wrong.

A "burger flipper" in a country like his is going to be making only a small fraction of what he makes.
You can't compare US wages in the US economy to shithole wages without taking their economy into account

A burger flipper in the US barely makes enough to afford a shared apartment.
The doctor in the shithole can probably pay for a family dwelling, decent food for his family, and they don't have to ration their utility use. Meanwhile, the US burger flipper barely has enough gas in his car to get to work, and his roommate kept him up all night screaming at his PS4.

I have been doing it for more than 10 years now, and that social skills thing I mentioned goes a long way. I work in coffee, not at Starbucks.

>student
>0€
>win 10, might decide to switch to LTSC
>notepad++ for text, vscode for code
>ungoogled chromium

And im telling you as someone who also lives in a shithole post communism country prices in us are really not that much higher than in shitholes. And earning 600$ would put you at minimum wage here.

anime tiddies

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There are many different shithole countries.
How much is a 1 bedroom apartment in your town per month?

I get flirted with and occasionally sexually harassed but I have never had someone throw a tantrum at me while I was at work.

>Job
Farmer & resident shitposter

>Salary
$275/month

>OS
Win7, Win10AME, WinXP, Gecko, Cucumber, Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Xubuntu, Trisquel, OpenBSD, ReactOS, Raspbian, PiHole, MS-DOS 6.22, & MX Linux

>Text editor
Notepad.exe I have Notepad++, but I just don't like the colors and line numbers and I'm too nostalgic for regular Notepad.

>Browser
K-Meleon

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>Job
Addiction Medicine Specialist Physician
>Salary
$234,737
>OS
Windows 7 at work, Ubuntu and Windows 10 at home
>Text Editor
Depends on my mood. Usually vim, sometimes nano
>Browser
Elgoog Chrome

>financial risk analyst(big4 consulting)
>220k
>macOS Sierra and windows 10 pro
>ms excel
>Google chrome

rent makes all the difference, I rented nice studio in capital for ~$150 bucks in post communism country, how much is nice studio in New York or Los Angeles?

Iraq.

That timeline is also if you're incredibly fucking lucky, and good at playing hospital politics and making the right friends. I have seen surgeons in my hospital from other countries get stuck in that same track that have told me they've been at it for a decade.

Food and rent prices in areas that aren't Kentucky or the like are far higher in the US than in eastern bloc countries. Even the cheaper US states are still substantially more expensive.
If you go before this current inflation spike (wew cabbage is over 10x as expensive as it was a year ago) you could buy 2 litres of yogurt + 2kg of cabbage + spices + vinegar + some other shit for $1 USD in Poland.