Hey Jow Forums let's get a nigger story thread. I need to vent some shit.
My grandmother died recently and all the family showed up for the visitation. My uncle was told not to bring his wife and kids because she doesn't respect anything and their kids are unmannered niggers. He arrived about 4 hours late with his wife and 3 niglets in tow. This is where our story starts.
>Be me >At funeral home, guest are starting to slow down, everyone has had an emotional night. >Go to comfort my cousin a bit >Hear a loud barking >Must be the movie they have on the for kids >Sitting and talking with her >Notice that my uncle has arrived with his wife >she brought her fucking dog >It's not on a leash and is just running at people >In a funeral home >Don't know why I was disappointed, this is just usual for the nigger >See she also brought her kids >She walks through the lobby with her kids and walk up to the casket >She looks at my grandmother and walks away >Her fucking kids however have begun jumping up and grabbing on the lip of the coffin >Like little shits do at McDonald's >They then find out it's on wheels and start trying to wheel her around >I am fucking furious, a few members of the family ask my aunt and uncle to control their fucking kids >We couldn't grab them ourselves, last time someone tried that they called the police and screamed child abuse. >It took 10 minutes for that bitch to stand up, and grab her kid and sit back down. Going over this is pissing me off, I'll cont after a smoke
Damn user. 2 things. >don't smoke it'll kill you. I'm trying to quit >is your uncle a coalburner?
Plz continue, I love reading about how subhuman niggers are
Joseph Price
>be me >in line at mcdonalds with my wife and her son >place order >realize I forgot my wallet at home >kid starts crying because no happy meal >"Excuse me, sir?" >black man behind me wearing a MAGA hat >"I'll pay for your meal." >never been so humbled >ask for contact info to repay him >"Just pay it forward, brother." After that I stopped being racist.
Aiden Price
I would unironically kill the kids, the negress and my uncle if he resisted.
Easton Rivera
faggot
Logan Edwards
>things that never happened, the post
Carson Sanders
Man, I need it. I don't care if I die at 50. At this point I don't know if I want to see what the world is like then anyway.
>Did he burn coal No he married a roastie that did and now has 4 black kids, a white kid who's a stripper, and another kid who hasn't been seen since 2003
CONT; >Sorry this took so long, just kinda sat out there for a while >She gets her fucking kids calmed down >They all fidget and talk loudly as the pastor is saying his peace. (They do one before and near the end of the visitation) >Pretty sure I heard one of them say nigger during remembrance period >After the pastor is finished we are dismissed and asked to talk to each other and share stories with each other. >We all go into a larger room that's sectioned off >All but aunt roatie >She joins us about 30 minutes later with a new ring on talking about how "she ern money naw" >That ring looks familiar as fuck >Nearly shoot the bitch as I realized she's wearing my grandmothers wedding ring
Again, I'll cont this in a bit, I haven't even gotten to the actual funeral
James Barnes
>>Nearly shoot the bitch as I realized she's wearing my grandmothers wedding ring She stole it off of the dead body?
I don't particularly care for niggardly things or people.
Jackson Phillips
Niggardly things, people, et cetera are not my strong suit.
Michael Barnes
>No he married a roastie that did and now has 4 black kids >"she ern money naw" So shes white but talks like a nigger ? I seriously hope you berate your uncle at every possible juncture for his incredibly poor life choices
Brayden Edwards
If I had to choose between niggardly things and not-so-niggardly things, I'd chose the latter. No question.
Isaiah Brown
If, on the one hand, I could choose a niggardly way to do something, and, on the other hand, I had the option of a not-niggardly way? Not-niggardly. All the way. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Brayden Butler
Yea >Went to check my grandmother >Ring missing >Hand twisted to shit >Looks like she pulled it off with all her sheboon might >All the sad numb is replaced with fucking rage >Go confront her >She denies everything >Starts screaming I just hate her and her black kids >Wheresthelie.wav >Threaten the cops >"Prov et, uu cunt proov I dint buy it"
Cont, sorry this is taking so long anons
Hunter Clark
Absolutely niggardly.
Michael Jones
Ok that'd push me over the edge. Take the ring back by force.
Cameron Cooper
What the actual FUCK.
Thomas Roberts
What is your uncle doing during all this? christ...
It's taking a while but the suspense is building so it's all good. As long as the thread doesn't die before we hear the end I'll be satisfied
I'd like to know this as well. No man should allow their woman to behave so poorly
Thomas Miller
>be me
Rofl reddit
Gavin Hall
>that flag >that name >that spacing >that accusation clockwork
Colton Mitchell
>be me
Wow a lot of donald redditors here
Landon Jones
Wow you redditors have a wild imagination
Logan Wilson
>2 weeks later >be in an alleyway with a whie ho >tells me to treat her like a black man would >remember the words of kfc juan kaneisha >have to throw away perfectly good box cutter later that night you ebil nasis keeping us black fok down
>Go confront her >She denies everything >Starts screaming I just hate her and her black kids >Wheresthelie.wav >Threaten the cops >"Prov et, uu cunt proov I dint buy it"
nigga whad do you mean?
Ian Martin
Op is a larp
Oliver Brooks
>What was he doing all this time He was stopping his oldest "child" from beating on a 2 year old that was sitting watching Aladdin across the room. Apparently his oldest chimp thought that the 2 year old was sitting too close to the screen so he began hitting him. His oldest chimp is 10. After he restrained the fucking chimp he sat back at the table with us.
>Tell her fucking husband that if she doesn't put the ring back and leave I'll call the cops >He fucking understands this, as he has at least enough sense to understand the equation >Small town + theft + chimping out = bullet >He demands she give the ring back >"Nah iz errned thas, wa cam to diz thing didnwe." >Boiling fucking rage >Lost my shit entirely >Tell her either she puts the fucking ring back or I'm going to see she hangs for it >After a while of awkward silence from horrified elderly relatives sheboon complies >Even an ape knows when it's bested Cont It's taking a while because I'm still taking care of the after funeral stuff, just need to vent
Ayden Kelly
OP at this point just shoot her in the face Literally just get a shotgun and blow her face off
Jace Perez
>It's taking a while because I'm still taking care of the after funeral stuff, just need to vent Post proof
Nathaniel Robinson
Being so bigoted you lie about African Americans on the internet... Yikes
Jaxson Russell
OP is a lying faggot
Isaac Bailey
I'm not going to jail for a white bitch that acts and talks like a nigger. I've been grieving this for a while and I just wanted to get this whole ordeal over
Justin Jenkins
>Literal grave robbing You should be able to shoot her and get away with it
Take your time my guy, I appreciate you taking the time to tell this tale
Carter Wright
Wow so when did all of this happened?
Nolan Phillips
>Played Magic: The Gathering in high school >Black dude named jake always showed up at the shop >huge nostrils, lips, nose, weird half-afro >In his thirties, smelled awful (not regular black awful, but especially awful) >always wore a leather jacket that smelled awful because he would walk everywhere around town >always had shopping bags with weird snacks in them >weeb, miku card sleeves >and absolutely awful at the game >played mono black (lol) and played terribly, always got mad as hell when he lost >after losing to a short, quiet, pale middle schooler, rages, says we don't understand the game he was playing "when we were in diapers", leaves >returns months later, talking about how Magic is an awful game and a money trap (more or less correct) >next week he's playing again >makes a massive misplay, which someone capitalizes on to make him lose >rages, screams, leaves >returns months later >kicked from the store for yelling at a middle schooler It was funny as hell. He had not an inkling of self reflection.
>tfw Iberians are literal niggers Every post I read from the moorish peninsula sounds like an angry black man who learned to read in prison.
Ayden Morris
>t. someone who has never been to america
Jeremiah Brown
based magyarland
Leo Thompson
Shut the fuck up gypsy
Landon Lee
This never happened, did it?
Jackson Wright
Christ, bad enough to marry a woman who already has kids, I'd much rather be single than take care of a tribe of hooting apes, I don't care how good the mother's pussy is. How could anyone be so desperate?
>my uncle was asked not to bring HIS WIFE Uncle married nigger, had half nigger kids.
Daniel Gray
cringe respect Not going to bother unpacking this
Tyler Nguyen
Mono black is decent for extort and rat tribal. I've seen mono black control work in some situations, but it's really lacking. I prefer mono green because I'm a massive faggot who likes landfall and life gain.
Also I think we all have the smelly man at the table, and of you don't it's probably you.
A couple days ago
Should be able to, can't. They are seen as people with rights thanks to groups that say everyone from rapist to thieves deserve rights
Fucking cont: >Sheboon reluctantly gives back ring. >We give it to the people who prepare the body and ask that it be put back on her >Also fix her hand too
After that shit fest we all went home and slept. Burial was tomorrow, the male grandkids were acting as pallbearers. So I needed to be up early.
>FFW to the next day >We get a run down of what's going to happen >We are going to carry her from the hearse to the platform with the rollers. >It's a weird thing they use to help lower the casket into the ground >Everyone says their final goodbyes >I pay my final respects and comfort my sister then help carry her to the car.
I'll cont in a second, we have one last thing of niggery and the reason my uncle is not allowed to step foot anywhere near the fucking family again
Thomas Martinez
>Last year of high school, two years ago >Nigresse friend asks me what country my family's from >"Poland" >Where the fuq is that? >"Europe" >Damn boy I dunna where that even is >Have to explain to her what Europe is >Mfw she thought it was a magical land >Mfw she thought it was where the Bible took place >Mfw she got accepted into UIC to meet a diversity quota.
Fucking hell man, niggers are the worst. I had an event last night that niggers ruined. Went to a nice restaurant afterwards, niggers there and ruined it. They do not care about anyone but themselves.
Jordan Morgan
Ouch
Noah Cooper
I only have positive nigger stories tbqqh. I had two black friends during lower elementary school. They were cool dudes, didn't chimp out and we played playstation together. Blacks are kinda rare here, if you don't like in Hellsink.
Sandniggers on the other hand...
Ethan Morgan
You should cringe, for being a stereotypical yurotard.
Hudson Myers
>black people >finland
Sebastian Lewis
>2 black friends >didn't chimp out >2 Groups of 4+ are a guaranteed chimp out. Talk to me when half of your class is black.
>have older nigger neighbor friend >go to his garage one day to find him sticking a piece of all thread through the ring on a cat collar. >what's that for? >"user if my momma cat piss on another pair of my Jordans im finna fry Dat nigga!“ >drops allthread with cat collar on car battery >poop slips from my anus as it snaps and ignites the cloth bits on the collar
I just would have never fathomed something like that without being exposed to nigger savagery
Adam Cox
>her son Cuck confirmed
Connor Williams
COME ON OP
Zachary Brown
A niggers a nigger, all stories are welcome
Fuck I know some user must have it, it's a wall of text image call tales from a public defender. It details a man learning that niggers have no empathy for anyone that isn't their nigger kin
Finland has some decently behaved blacks. I've encountered some euro niggers and they are decent well behaved people. Still niggers, but better than what we have here.
CONT: >Everyone follows the hearse down to the cemetery. >Everyone is fucking torn up my little cousin is crying profusely holding hands with my grandpa walking to the car >I'm just sitting in my car smoking >I can't be sad, I have to be there for my family, be able to tell them life goes on >Inside it's just a crushing numbness >It's my turn to pull into the line of cars >we all have our emergency lights on going about 20mph >We get out of the funeral home parking lot without issue >We start off through town and I hear a horn blaring from a few cars back >Feel bad, think someone got stuck behind all of us and can't safely pass >There's about 15 cars >Look in rear view >See over my cousin's tiny Prius it's the sheboon >Blaring her fucking horn >She starts doing that garbage shit of moving into the left lane slightly like you're going to pass >Ignore it, light another >After about another 10 minutes we get there >The layout is beautiful >Gold trim head stone >Her favorite Bible passage just below her name >The 6 of us that are carrying the casket get out and help get it over there >No words were said just knowing glances >We laid her down on the rollers and everyone files out of their cars and takes a seat
Cont, this doesn't tell me how long this shit is, but I feel it's near limit. No 10 minute wait again I promise
>worked at a blimpies years ago in a shit neighborhood >this mega thug stereotypical black who works at a walmart nearby ALWAYS comes in for lunch >always mumbling and bumping rap music on his phone >always asks for a discount and gets mad when we dont give him one >"Y'all racist sub shop. Finna report you for this shit" >one day two guys start arguing in line >they start shoving each other and yelling >they begin to square up >ghetto black walmart guy comes out of nowhere and gets between them >he says in the whitest most steve urkel voice ever "Hey now guys we are all adults. We dont know need to be fighting liking this in public. Lets just drop this issue and move on. No need for anyone to commit violence or get hurt" >the two guys about to fight shake hands and get back in line >mfw the ghetto thug defused a potential fight between two old white guys
>be me, femanon in high school about 3 years go >have four square game in gym class every day >one day nigger and his two white bitches invade, they team up and cheat and are basically unstoppable >nigger touches me and the other girls >there’s only one chad to stand up but he barely comes >nigger calls everyone hoe and bitch and the usual black talk >one day nigger stays in king square due to his bitch hitting it back to him, and gets chad out >thelaststraw.png >chad freaks out “IS YOUR IQ ACTUALLY 65 YOU FUCKING NEGRO” >chad suspended the next day never saw him again, nigger continued to reign terror in gym until we graduated.
>We even brought out my grandfather's recliner he keeps on his patio so he can be comfortable. >The rest of us take a seat in the folding chairs >Everyone is holding their kids >Most kids are scared and confused about what's going on >Not sheboon and the chimplets >Sheeboon sits in the back on her phone as her husband is crying >Her kids are running around the cemetery sitting on Graves and fucking with things >I didn't think anything of it >These are little niggers at a cemetery what can they really fuck up >Never underestimate a niggers ability to ruin things >They must have gotten bored of fucking with Graves because I eventually noticed them playing with the end roller >They were just loudly spinning it as the pastor was reading quotes from the Bible and something my grandpa wrote >He wrote her a love letter when they first met, he wanted it read but he was too old to read it aloud himself >Anyway, after a while the chimp must have gotten bored >They started shoving the casket around >Before anyone could stop them they shoved it off the side we put it on >It hits the ground with a fucking sickening thud >It landed on a headstone that was just barely out of the ground >Damaged the casket >Nearly fucking bring the chair with me as I jumped out of that shit and rounded up the niglets with my uncle >Get them into the car >Tell him and sheboon they aren't allowed anywhere near this fucking family >Tell him it will be the goddamn end of him if he sets foot on my property during Christmas. >Tell him if he doesn't leave sheboon I don't want ever fucking hear from him again. >They fuck off back to their double wide. >We pick the casket off the ground >My grandpa is actually crying >I haven't seen that man cry in 30 years.
After that we went over to the church to meet with everyone who couldn't make it to the visitation and eat and basically remember my grandmother for the amazing woman she was.
Henry Perry
Ditto
Josiah Phillips
Yeah that's shit OP. You're a good man for putting up with all that. You did the right thing. You were strong for your family in hard times and that is commendable.
Jaxon Ortiz
>They then find out it's on wheels and start trying to wheel her around B A S E D
Hunter Torres
Sorry user, like I said it takes a bit to type, old hands
Thanks user
user, thanks a billion Indo China, the fuck?
Cooper Peterson
Cool episode of stuff that didn't happen bro. Also
I'm just hoping that fucking message sunk into her head. Because I always host Christmas at my home and I get the sickening feeling she is going to try to crash it
Robert Phillips
people have fav bible passages? wtf
Aaron Bailey
pro tip: next time type it all out in word and then just copy paste
Benjamin King
Holy fuck how do you fuck your kids up so bad that they disrespect the dead like that? Atrocious. You did good OP. Don't put up with that bullshit. Fucking nignogs have zero respect.