Wife finds the mountpoint to the futa on male doujin collection in the nas samba share

Mostly doujins. I have all the popular ones I believe (piririnegi, aimaitei umami, ubanis (rip and technically hcg), anoshabu, runrun etc)

Not having a wife kills many career paths for you. Especially the high paying ones.

>Grandma cold boots my ram with the straight shota doujin still in memory

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Care to elaborate?

>18 month old accessed root by spamming backspace 28 times

yeah, but is it futa on regular guy, on trap, on shota or what?

it's futa user. if i could force the artists to make more futa on shota i would, but such is life

>girl who sits next to me in class uses vim modeline vulnerability to run $find ~ -iname "anime" exec rm -rf '{}' ';' on my box

>more futa on shota
this is all I needed to know
you're alright, OP

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>Newborn daughter guessed the password to the encrypted toddlercon folder

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Enjoy losing half your income before kids. I'll be getting some obligation free cunny.

>undead great grandfather found both RAID 0 drives at opposite ends of the world containing my plaintext password folder

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>aunt found a backdoor into the subnet with the tomboy hcgs

>not male on futa
>not self-insertig as futa

Shit taste

> wife’s boyfriend found my /d/ archives on the old gameboy dsi

man of culture

>stop marrying and having kids, fellow white people!

This is official art.

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>sister found the emergency openpgp card that doesn't have a passphrase

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>childhood sweetheart used the dual EC DRBG backdoor to retrieve my dm-crypt password

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>Boss found the female coworker socks and shoes protocols in the Bitlocker-encrypted floppy disk stash beneath the toilet stall tiles.

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>pci inspector found the custom login message

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heh nothing personal ex-hentai, I got the fakku comics RENT FREE

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>Vigne found the MMO ERP chat history

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>wife's daughter finds out you use samba on your SAS when NFS exists

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>wife (male) finds the mountpoint to the futa on male doujin collection in the nas samba share
>get's feminine erection

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Hey I remember that.
>it happens to appleshit
>everyone goes apeshit
>and then it turns out it's on Xorg mainline too

dumb frogposter

>wife's son uses exploit collection downloaded off of github to gain root access to the home router
>finds all my anal camera porn videos in the NVRAM

wasn't the backspace thing just grub password?

No, it doesn't.

>imagine being dumber than a frogshit
Every windows past 2000 has either integrated NFS access or can access it after installing the "Windows Serices for Unix".

>samba
What year is this?

>not FoF
Shit taste

fucking hate when this happens

>future soulmate found the racist comments in the dota 2 custom map LUA files

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>fire marshall finds my Intel CPU

>little sister finds all 8 4TB drives for my RAID 0 Array with the femdom incest doujin

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What's the program?

lol what planet are you from nobody cares if you're married at work

Where the fuck do you live and where the fuck do you work at? And why do I just know it's some 7th world shithole.

bottom left

>co-worker found the hidden camera in the embassy bathroom

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