Jow Forums humor thread

Jow Forums humor thread

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alternative ending

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what is crunchbang#!

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lmao. I didn't see it right away.

I love these threads but I FUCKING HATE that they appear so rarely and are always so slow :(

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> SSL 3.0 encryption
> 2013

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in python (snek) you steal the princess.

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How to start a fire 101

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is this the redrawing or the original pic?

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whats this? I have no idea whag these circuits represent

rip carbon monoxide user

is he using the grill as a power suply?

Best way is to use a lightbulb to power a Solar panel

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The best part is that the apple logo has to remain clearly visible

How to get 50V DC from 230V AC.

lmao

Has anyone got the one that says something like before Jow Forums vs after Jow Forums

Oh god lol. It's like a motor generator converter but all solid state.

What would it taste like?

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>instead of manually cleaning all panels you have to clean only one
I don't really see this as a problem if it works.

>he hasnt seen the solar powered cleaning robot that cleans the solar power cleaning robot.
user, where do you think solar powered cleaning robots even come from?

Not great. The whole point of toast is that it's warm.

>A women's place is in the resistance
I wonder, what would these women think if US had mandatory army service and were forced to go like men are.

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lmao I just realized it's a rhyme

I don't know
Are there solar powered cleaning robots which clean solar powered cleaning robots, which cleans solar powered cleaning robots, which clean solar panels?

But what cleans the cleaner?

a cleaner cleaner

baby solar powerd cleaning robots are made when two solar powerd cleaning robots clean eachother.

The US doesn’t have mandatory service. You need to be 18 to post here

I think he mean what if both had to. Like being drafted for ww2.

This guy lives in New Orleans and went to Tulane University, guaranteed.

Nah senpai that's a UK s_oyboi

Looks German to me.

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That generator would produce AC tho, so you'd still need to rectify it.

If it were me, the cleaner would have its own nearly flush little "garage". The garage would have a thick wiper cloth on a ceiling that glides off dirt and retains flush to the cloth when stored. This way, the cleaner stays absolutely untouched until it has to do its daily or weekly cleaning. This way you never have to clean the cleaner.

That is DC generator (motor). Brushed.
AC is teslas lies

He even did an anti-hitler beard. Where only the hitler portion is shaved.
Implying that he is the inverse of hitler.

I prefer the drawing.

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This is missing the chink favorite.

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I don't see how this isn't a clever and simple solution. In fact, the only thing I don't like about it is the labeling; if you don't already know what the symbols mean, you're not going to comprehend what's going on, regardless.

Kek

>100 Mega Benis

That's how they used to make 600-1100V DC for traction (trams, trolleybuses, metro cars, suburban trains) back in the days when rectifiers for this high voltage and current requirement did not exist.

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I can never guess wich one is the drawing or the photo

Does anyone know a good book to learn to interpret schematics like this?

kekd

I think the drawing is in black & white only.

>stonetoss
>comic doesnt even make sense
>putting politics in Jow Forums
hi Jow Forumstechnology

post the 2nd one that was discovered years later.

Does anyone have that gif of the person peeling the protective plastic off the cisco phone and it just snaps the front off?

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

The US isn't currently making use of it's mandatory service but every man of age can and will be forced into war if Congress sees fit.

You need to go bacк

I miss old wojacks so god damn much

missing isolation? Load-dependent output voltage? this is only useful as a bias-supply for a proper power supply, but not as a step down converter!

Too on the nose

I would imagine this is what they used for anything before semiconductors were a thing.

Those look like central European plugs in the background. Whats german for cuck or s o yboy?

Hahnrei for cuck, pretty sure it's a britbong though
>t. intermediate German learner

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I'm going to krautland in a few days and need to know a few insults. Next i need to ask the wife how to say, " the holocaust is a jewish scheme. Love the aryan blood that courses through your veins"

reddit

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Jesus fucking christ, that is the most cancerous reddit garbage I have seen in a long time.

that's brilliant

I'm back.

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Observe, peasant.

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>I'm going to krautland in a few days and need to know a few insults. Next i need to ask the wife how to say, " the holocaust is a jewish scheme. Love the aryan blood that courses through your veins"

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first schematic is a real phone charger with all of the proper voltage and current regulation in place

2nd schematic is a balls basic AC/DC conversion regulated by the 7805 and with lots of ripple filtering.

3rd schematic is the exact same setup without the regulated and with a lot less filtering. still a decent approximation of DC but the signal isn't as perfect

4th is just a transformer with a diode on one end, so only the positive half of the AC waveform gets through. This would make a 5v signal that constantly oscillates betweeon 5 and 0v while spending half its cycle at 0v at 60hz.

the 5th panel is the same idea but instead of using a transformer for the voltage, you just use a pair of resistors that end up become space heaters/fire with your choppy pulsed "DC" powersource.

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Be careful about that. Denying or questioning the holocaust is illegal, just like doing the nazi salute, drawing a swastika and saying things like "Heil Hitler" and "Sieg Heil" are.
All of those can land you in jail.

I love living in a free country.

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it is clever but its not useful as a rectifyer as there isn't any real constant positive voltage source.