Give me some cool and creative "virus" ideas Jow Forums

A virus that removes other viruses.

Norton beat you to that.

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The one that estimates victim's adress, finds local food restaurants with delivery option and secretly orders random meal every two weeks.

One that infects 1/3 of Europe with welts

One that changes every made up pronoun you type to male or female.

A virus that spams captchaless image boards with instructions on how to spam captcha-less image boards with one easy script. You can use the cow.vg script thats floating around on endchan /b/ and to start.

I wanted to make one for newfags with linux problems to itell them to nstall drivers from a website but I cant find any free places to host me

I LOVE EBOLA-CHAN!

windows

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A computer virus that stops all Microsoft telemetry shit from running, clears up ram and slightly undervolts your CPU.

Kek

That's pretty good.

I wanted to make it add text under the current post when you hit post button and submit

Make a virus that replaces any image in your PC with anime porn. Even system and program resource images like icons, backgrounds, etc.

Kek, doing this right now

There was a Linux kernel module that did a similar thing with rickroll. It intercepted the "open" syscall and opened the rickroll song on any MP3 file opened by userspace. Would be easy to adapt to your use case.

a virus that's a popup window that tells you you have a virus, and then promply asks you if you would like it to be removed
You click it and it's legit
pretty good eh?

make it CP

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yes, make a virus that alex jones' poeple

MEMz, but not destructive and really, really slow so it takes a few weeks for a person to realize something is up. It would be like the computer would slowly go insane

Ez: virus logs in to all social media accounts and shares gay porn then deletes it later as if it was a mistake.

Sends an SMS to everyone on the contacts list consisting of the sender's entire contacts list, both names and phone numbers.

One that looks for missing security patches and installs them
After everything has been installed, it'll pop up a message and call the user a dumbass

Installs gentoo the next time you type "install gentoo" and hit enter ( or click post button )

plays a farting sound everytime you click

Screamer audio for 500ms to 1000ms at a random interval whenever the main audio adapter detects a certain threshold of volume for a certain amount of time.

>netflix and chill for 5 minutes
>algorithm detects enough throughput
>blast screamer audio
>timeout over an hour to leave the user wondering what the fuck happened and if it was a one time thing
>after timeout repeat the whole procedure in case the throughput matches again

L O U D
N I G R A
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Make a virus that deletes Windows and replaces it with GNU/Linux

Make it also activate if it detects a mute, while setting system volume to maximum.

this please

stealth load cheat engines into users machines so tons of Steam users get bans

How about a virus that makes the icons flicker eyery minute, so that people can never be sure wheater they are infected or not.

reverse the names of every file on disk

that's just stock windows

Clears up ram? Do you even know how to computer?

I miss the 1990s when viruses were all about stupid pranks, mayhem and nihilistic destruction and not just making money.

The age of destructive viruses is long gone. Now viruses actually want to remain unnoticed and keep your computer working so they can mine bitcoins or use your pc as a botnet.

Make a virus that will search your computer for a copy of bit torrent and if so threaten to report you for piracy unless you pay the hush money. It could also search for a copy of Tor and threaten to report you for drugs and CP.

one that causes the cd drive to repeatedly open and close until the computer is powered off completely

bonus points if it remains active if the user clicks restart instead of shutdown

A long time ago when I was a kid, I read about a computer virus that was said to be so powerful that it could secrete itself through the keyboard and mouse and kill a person.

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A virus that sends machine-generated threatening mail to federal government accounts, including specific events and information about the infected user

Literally unironically installs gentoo

Virus that encrypts your shit then flashes your homosexual UEFI bios or vBios so its bricked and your fancy gaymen computo is turned into a $1,799.99 paper weight.

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Let the user play simple psychological test if he is a onions then delete all his files if not then delete virus.

Encrypts all the users files then generates a treasure hunt through various overwritten settings menus and file systems to make them find the switch to decrypt everything

>clears up ram and slightly undervolts your CPU
what

Destructive is not an exaggeration.
In 2000 a Filipino dropout wrote a shitty visual basic script and caused $23 billion dollars in losses.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILOVEYOU

It was the wild west in terms of network security. People opened any random mail, spam filters weren't a thing and many people had no antiviruses or firewall whatsoever.

Smart TV virus that shows only porn and gore no matter what channel the people turn it to. Same thing could be fun if it turned itself on in the middle of the night.