I know literally nothing about coding other than Scratch-level stuff. What language should I start off learning fellas?

I know literally nothing about coding other than Scratch-level stuff. What language should I start off learning fellas?

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Doesn't matter, pick one that you think sounds cool, and stop postponing
The more time you spend wandering around, the less time you spend going where you need to go
Just pick one of the popular ones, and get familiar with it, and eventually look into other languages when you're comfortable with the first one
Build from there, now gtfo

Don't listen to any boomers saying c/c++. They're deprecated and being replaced with rust. Learn rust.

Assembly

You can start by not calling it coding, and by calling it programming like a fucking adult.

Ok then mate thanks

Can't tell if that's a joke or not lmao

You ok bro?

language doesn't matter, lisp is fun, though.
anything is fine to learn, it's more important to grasp concepts, whether its anything from C to python to haskell. I'd recommend not learning javascript, though, because it just sucks.

I'm just trying to go for a CS and/or IT job and I know they're sought after, more languages the better lol

ASSEMBLY then C then PYTHON
finally HASKELL

The non-meme answer is python.

Tons of libraries, tons of tutorials and learning material. And you can build real software that does non-trivial stuff.

Yes people will start chiming in with complaints about performance, the GIL, or dynamic typing, but as a beginning none of these things will matter to you what so ever.

befunge. the future of programming is multi-dimensional.

Visual Basic .NET

ah, if for a job, that's different.
what kind of job? specialisation is important to language choice.
if you wanna go into gamedev, it's different from webdev is different from scientific stuff or data analysis etc.

C
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I'm not entirely sure, actually. I just finished highschool so I'm going to get certified in comptia a+ and was planning on learning extra on the side

Python, then C++. It's basically all you'll ever need because they can be adapted to any application

python

The c programming language

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are you planning to do a degree? in which case, you're putting off specialising, and you should revert to piece of advice #1, i.e. do whatever is fun, I recommend lisp. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_programming_languages read around, see what piques your interest, do that.

good post
wish I realized that sooner when I was starting out

machine code
for beginners C/C++ is stupid but that argument is autistic, no it isnt
no
you are right
actual good answer on Jow Forums wtf?
no
yes
kys
for beginners kys
congrats man
yep
yea
it's a beginner here.

I'm planning on doing a degree once I find a stable-enough job, I'm kinda burning money right now

i started on c and i was fine, c was babby shit back in the day

Found the sperg.

PHP+MYSQL. Decent docs, easy to set up with xamp, can mess around with procedural and OOP, and create and manipulate databases.

LEARN THIS
*unzips dick*

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Python and what the first user said. Best way to grok the basics and fit out if programming is for you

python or php
jk dont php dont do this to yourself please

Either Lisp or Forth.
I'm not kidding.

Just become a Wordpress dev.

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BAAAAAAASED

Bro even having website creation in my resume would help

Fuck C and C++
its C# that is the best one and fuck rust also, it would be for hipsters

C# and make Unity shit.

>Learn Python because people keep saying it's so great
>Put it in my resume
>Get to work in 2 different software houses
>PHP, JS, Java, Swift and C#
>Never once a client demanded a product with Python
>Just the experience of working on someone's else PHP and JS projects make me wish to never use dynamically typed languages again
To people recommending Python, how much experience do you have with it? Do you work with other people? Do you work fixing or adding features to someone's else code?
Excuse my mental gymnastic, but find hard to believe those people are anything else than enthusiastic programmers. The more experience I get, the more I realize the old programming guidelines were right all along.

I would reverse that. Python, then C, then Assembly, then Lisp.

same