I'm seeing things about 5G recently. So is it causing cancer or something?
I'm seeing things about 5G recently. So is it causing cancer or something?
Juan Price
Jaxon Barnes
Fuck that, we have something MUCH MUCH worse to worry about. Turns out birds aren't real.
>yfw
Oliver Hill
Holy shit! People are fucking stupid.
Noah Smith
I've often wondered if this could be a technology that has been developed.
Michael Morgan
Maybe but how would it work? But I wouldn't know really. Wireless connection or.. That's why they're setting up the 5G Towers! To keep connection to the birds! ughh. but why would anyone think this it just stupid.
John Parker
Nah I'm talking about brain interface devices/sat links for such devices.
Feel free to look here to see that I may or may not be schizo
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Adrian James
Sorry for being dumb, but what they're doing is making new faces from characteristics from actual faces? Or am I not reading it correctly.
Ryder Hernandez
They are reading data from a persons brain to see how they represented in the individuals brain.
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Kayden Cox
What I'm gathering so far on minimal research and a lot of assumptions:
5G is new, but the frequencies it operates on on are not. They're just not widely used (except notably in weather radar), and that's of course why they were chosen -- to not crowd existing bands. There is no established link to cancer, so we're looking at basically the same panic as people had around cell phones at the beginning.
The real issue is that whichever country has market dominance of 5G tech will have endless opportunities to try and hide features in their tech that would allow for surveillance or cyberwarfare opportunities. Bear in mind that this tech would not be going only to that countries adversaries but around the globe, to a lot of places that won't be looking too hard for this kind of thing.
Currently that 5G dominant country is China, so naturally the two other big global surveillance states, Russia and the US, are not having it. Russia is spreading fearmongering propaganda, and i think the US is pretty much fine with that given the implications of Chinese companies having more largescale communication tech installed around the globe.
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Camden Peterson
So cyber-spying or some shit? then why are people posting about 5G = cancer if there's no link to it?
Hunter Hill
>why are people posting about 5G = cancer if there's no link to it?
Because they're paid to spread misinformation about it. Search OPs relating to 5G on Jow Forums in the archive and see how these fearmongering threads started unnaturally getting spammed all of a sudden
Jason Bailey
Most likely, we don't have studies and they are refusing to do them, the techno is banned where it was produced. But what we know with certainty is that it fucks the way insects and birds use to fly because the electromagnetic fields doesn't let them see where they are going, so this basically kills them by making them move to others parts (have fun with the lack of bees.jpg). And more than that, the technology is bad it can't go trough walls to be useful and needs a lot of infraestructure, so it will be way more expensive that current 4G , (I tough they were worried about global warming.deb.exe)
Aiden Russell
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Benjamin Green
Hope that at least the birds don't die, though bees dying doesn't sound fun
Jacob Perry
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And um, I'd have to say my least favorite movie is a Clockwork Orange. It's far to edgy for me
Ethan Martinez
health panics are more digestible and spread faster than technical security concerns, especially in places like South America or Africa that don't really have a dog in the fight. If you're a normie living in Venezuela you probably don't give a shit which of those three countries are stealing surveilling your country's communications, but the health scare might give you pause.
Luis Hill
Because we know it's dangerous just not how much, remember that we already know that EMF are bad for our health and is probable cancer cause
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icems.eu
But as alway sthey need more funding and more studies
Zachary Morgan
It's a Jow Forumstard schizo spamming, move along
Michael Phillips
we need to stop illegal and uninsurable microwave radiation
Evan Ward
Doing Web Development shit, nothing exciting. Want to become fluent in C++ or C# to make game hacks to sell online.
Oliver Reed
Rolling
James Parker
lol fuck you and your failed derail
bump
Parker Campbell
Shoo shoo schizos, is that way.
Rolling.
Ethan Smith
just saw a 5G tower pulled down where I am, only went up 2 weeks ago. I think the council ordered it removed.
Josiah Gray
cry more
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Ethan Ramirez
its not causing anything. 5g is just the new trend for schizos to be scared about.