English is a language for retards. German is a superior language in every way, allowing for much more nuance.
English uses way too many unnecessary words, without these words adding any nuance, and it is way more limited in its 'Ausdrucksvermögen' ("expressive powers") than German.
Case in point: "Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words "I would like to get to know you" = 8 words Same meaning.
Case in point: "I would like to have sex with you" - 8 words "Ich will fucken" - 3 words
Henry Price
German is an ugly fucking language Fuck off
Juan Cooper
German is extremely discriminatory because it has a high IQ entrance threshold
The German media whores started to shill that Durr demanding the "new Germans" speak German is discriminatory , kek
In the future "races" will be drawn along linguistic lines The elite will speak the old European languages while the mongrel plebs English or worse some , Esperanto BS
Camden Jenkins
Huh duhh less words XDDDDD
>double word length to make up for it
You are a fag
Grayson Lopez
Cool, then don't speak English and we won't have to deal with your treehugging bullshit.
Anthony Ortiz
Nah, it‘s the best language hands down
Mason Ross
French is equally as based. Case in point: >"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words “J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words
Eli Carter
>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words "I would like to have sex with you" - 8 words
No one talks like that.
Jonathan Sanders
Take the Magyarul Pill.
Thomas Cook
Too bad then that you'll be speaking Arabic in 100 years.
Jace Gonzalez
JAGSHEMASH!!
David Cox
Nah, ugly as fuck.
Asher Turner
Case in point: "Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 8 syllables "I would like to get to know you" = 8 syllables Same meaning.
Huh.
Ryder Mitchell
people who speak english: >won 2 world wars
people who speak german: >won 0 world wars
hmm so which language is the superior one again?
Nolan Perez
Fuck off burgerman you don't get the joke reeeee
Jordan Russell
Nah I'd say it's pretty up there, most beautiful language is either Gaelic or Welsh though
Asher Rodriguez
Over complicating something doesn't make it better you inefficient mongoloid.
Now get back to preparing sauerkraut for me
Caleb Young
Hanz if that were true we would all be speaking German right now.
Christian Kelly
"Chci te spoznat" 3 words (Czech) LOL
Jacob Allen
You haven‘t mastered the art of connecting words yet.
Kevin Rogers
It's the worst.
Connor Diaz
>I would like to get to know you "I would like to know you." sounds more normal in daily English. 6 words. Also >Ich stehe auf dich.
Julian Johnson
>J'aimerai is one word meh. still applies so it's fine.
Asher Foster
>I cri everitime That's Czech for "what's up" btw
John Jenkins
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
"вcacывaй"= 1 word
Jacob Morgan
why not learn arabic if you're looking for something complicated?
Juan Gutierrez
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words Germans have less words but also shorted words because you often combine two or even three different words to form one singular word. In older variations of English we had things similar to this called kennings. For example, the word meadhall is a combination of the words mead and hall. The word whaleroad is a combination of the words whale and road (which is the literal version of what the old English called the ocean). We have fuckfest which you can guess. Modern English has far less kennings which is why our sentences have far more words. German never dropped the kennings though and still has a whole lot less words.
Xavier Torres
the only reason kennenlernen is one word is because german *allows* you to create composite words using any number of basic words. If english allowed that, then we would say Iwouldliketogettoknowyou and call it one word, and then you would be saying that german is the language for retards instead.
Nicholas Reed
yes and it was actually filmed in romania who cares, I like!
Isaac Hill
Why do you need s before poznat?
Asher Davis
In the age of the internet, we have to rely on a lingua franca. Perfidious Albion contributed to their shitty language becoming the lingua franca of western civilization by bombing and killing innocent German civilian women and children. Before that, German was the leading language in Science, and we would all have benefited if it still was.
Isaac Morgan
Sauerktraut is two ingredients. Make your own.
Oliver Baker
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
I don't speak German but it looks to me like these are both 8 syllables
Nathan Jones
>that flag kys
Adrian Thompson
It’s because in Germany there are cultural differences that let the context fill in the blanks.
Inch mochte dich kennenlernen could also mean “please come in my country. Are you hungry? Horny? Please have these waffles and fuck my wife”
Jackson Howard
poznat =to know spoznat = to get to know
Adrian Howard
All you listed are also ugly fucking languages along with English, German just takes the cake.
Parker Reyes
The funniest thing is that Kazakhs want to kill him badly. Like everyone in Kazakhstan
Alexander Miller
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words >“J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words "Chciałbym Cię poznać" = 3 BTFO - in Polish
Polish is older than cuck german, and way more complex. In fact, to speak Polish is a brain superpower.
Aaron Sullivan
>Fode-te puta That's portuguese for Go fuck yourself bitch
Jeremiah Rogers
Both 8 syllables.
Stop being retarded.
Aiden Lewis
german and french are close but one is beautiful and the other is ugly af.
Ian Hall
Careful there, Hans. You don't want Merkel's gestapo to come for you do you?
Luis Cruz
I like German but it's just not very 'melodic'.
Jace Ross
"ich würde gerne sex mit ihnen haben wollen" - 8 words Fuck you double Standart cunt use the same kind of language for your examples
Juan Morales
except kazakh girls, they like all women have no problem being traitors t.sexpert
Tyler Powell
God how I wish German was my second language. Er hat nichts falsch gemacht.
Aiden Harris
Thanks. Starting to forget Czech
Lincoln Miller
>let's fuck Two syllables.
James Stewart
American >get to muh you 3 words
Lincoln Hill
I believe you, user. Kazakh girls are top tier. t. Drunk sexpert
Nolan Green
you're wrong because words like "kennenlernen" have their own meaning.
German is ugly. The most beautiful language is Norwegian (Bokmal).
Henry Richardson
It's easier for you to learn. Same language family
Easton Lopez
Think everyone should learn German instead of English? Well you had your chance, kraut, instead you failed and now have to learn English like the German cuck you are.
Hans pls it's a meme from the cologne fugee mishaps
Michael Adams
Translator doesn’t compute. Is it slang?
Brayden Smith
Fig dich gumihaus Fuck you gummyneck Pajass
Hudson Moore
No shit. Spanish is more subhuman though, literally anyone can learn it, it's simple, arabized and lacks a wide vocabulary. Sounds retarded (I have no fucking clue where the "wow Spanish sounds so beautiful" meme came from when Italian and French are far superior) and apart from a couple of works most of literature is absolutely cancer, most prominent Spanish writers were marxists, gays, gypsy lovers and socialists. Germanic and Slavic languages are the greatest, they're so complicated you can tell if somebody's a fucking idiot just by how they write or speak, loads of incredible literature.
Aaron Russell
>replying to turkroach redditfugee streetshitters after they expose themselves
Jose Collins
>online poll lel we all know in top 10 must be 7 germans. same with componists
Carson Gutierrez
"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words "Sup?" = 1 word
Dominic White
Most of these are overrated anyways, also >Rumpelstiltskin >Rumpel stiehlt Haut
Austin Hall
Icelanders have Norwegians beat Seriously that language is like it came out of a fucking time machine, it's amazing to watch to Icelanders converse
Joseph Reyes
Why do Turks sound like fags while Azerispeak is ok?
Evan Perry
Translates as “I would like to meet you”. Not as precise.
Tyler Bell
What do you foreign cunts think about phrasal verbs? Are you put off by them or do you just put up with them? :^)
does Russian not have a shit loads of suffixes and prefixes like we and Czechs do?
Lucas Lee
German is a very masculine sounding language, which sounds great for a warrior culture. Russian kinda sounds ugly but when its spoken by cute Russian girls its not so bad, but Japanese has a nice balance of sounding warrior-like and poetic at times.
also >muh conjugations
Benjamin Collins
My German professor praised us for taking German, since "Spanish is much easier, but sounds like poverty". It was a good semester.
I spend 8 years learning dutch and forgot almost everything but you can be fluent in english after learning the basics in school and then spending like 1 year reading things on the internet for one or two hours a day, it really is a simple language.
I don't really like how it sounds and today's english is really poor compared to a lot of other languages but at least everyone can easily be understood everywhere.
Elijah Brown
The worst thing about English is if it's your first language you'll never learn a second language properly.
Jackson Ross
>English is a language for retards. German is a superior language in every way, allowing for much more nuance.
Thats why germans know english and less than 1% of Americans know German, right? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words Same amount of syllables, I thought you krauts were supposed to be smart
Nolan Price
I'm learning Deustch. Can't wait to master it.
Hudson Rogers
>burgermerican insulting himself
Liam Gonzalez
Why is that? I've been thinking about learning German or Norwegian and would like to know if it's a waste of time or not
Jose Hughes
Because we are based and redpilled while they are not.
Thomas Diaz
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words >“J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words >"Chciałbym Cię poznać" = 3 words "Vorrei fare conoscenza con te" 5 words for the educated version. "Vorrei conoscerti" 2 words for a rude version. Italian is the superior language!
Smashing different words together to make a new word isn't a simplification. Ask the Finish.
Sebastian Scott
>Wins 2 world wars >Uses power of global domination to replace himself with people that were so irrellevant they didn't even partake in WW2 Clearly it's spanish, pendejo.
Ryder Reyes
AHEM.......
What did you just say ?
Leo Williams
>Finnish-Uggrich language tree
Absolutely no thank you. That mess is for insane people
Brandon Mitchell
The rude version in German is only one word. "Ficken?" :^)
Jaxson Reed
>>burgermerican insulting himself I was born and raised in Oberammergau, so I speak both, but it is no insult to say that ZERO Americans know German. Why should they speak German? Its completely irrelevant to American life, culture and business. The cucks above us speak French and the spics below us speak Spainsh.