Piss bottle general

Hello Jow Forums look at my pee you can see how the first one (left) is a little more dark than right, I'm glad to report that my change in diet is showing its effects my pee now is less oily and a little more "pure".
Hows your pee doing anons?

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don’t do that

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Its a healthy way of keeping track of my health i can see how my pee is going plus i dont have to leave my room.

the urea in my most recent one has aged quite a bit

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I got a nail clipping collection, can I still post in this thread?

Yes yes you can my man

Has any of your bottles imploded like getting sucked from the inside?
i tried to kee one of my full bottles like for 10 to 11 months before coming home to see it all sucked from the inside, it was quite a smell but not so sure why happened though

yeah they do but none of them have opened up

You guys are fucked

don't have an exact starting date, but it's about 2 years.

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What is this guys I expected better of you why do third worlders piss in bottles and compare it's colour is that the only thing you do when you're bored. Just have a balance of sodium and water so you can retain your water it's a bit of a misleading myth to associate hydration with the colour of your own urine in most cases.

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It's just looks like rice noodles you should eat them in one sitting and let your insides commit no life

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let me get one with flash, I think some of the ones at bottom got moldy because there was some shandy left in the bottle.

Oh no no no no no noooo

Please stop I'm honestly physically gagging you fuckers.

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notice the fuzziness at the bottom left brownpart

AAAAARGH YOU FUCKER YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T EAT RECENTLY

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It just has more water and less stuff in it, which means you drank more water/ate less food. Congratulations. If you drink a lot then your pee will be transparent, as pure as it gets, but that's not healthy, you know.

eventually with long term low sodium your body will hold onto water without the needed amount of sodium to retain your blood volume, thus you will stop peeing clear even when overhydrated

what the fuck man

Certified dirty roof nig. Peeing in bottles is the standard at my work. Will report in AM with first bottle (11AM EST)

why.

Why not buy a proper piss container?
Mine can hold a liter of piss before I need to empty it.
It has a large opening, a cap to cap it, and is overall more silent than the soda bottle you use.

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The only problem is I get a whiff of piss every time I use it due to not cleaning it properly.

It's all about that big ass Gatorade bottle

Man i went for some pizza but that's pretty darn amazing user.

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>Using piss bottles
>at all
Disgusting degenerates

Sweden why

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I changed my diet and started eating more veggies and an user over in /hikki/ told me that by drinking water continuously you can have less hunger and well...i feel a lot better now!
Ill be waiting fren!
I really dont want to pay extra cash for a hobby
Yeah it happens to me as well my phimosis scrotum will fill with pee and shoot it outside the bottle it gets really nasty.

either way ill wait for that user that said it was going to post his pee bottles at 11 AM but if not ill see ya all in another Piss Bottle bread!

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user im not home atm, but under the bed ive got a bottle with my piss like roughly 2-3 year i found it a few day ago a still havent wasted, if this thread it's still alive i will post it here, otherwise i will make another thread, hope to see you there.

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thats just gross man

based

A fucking /b/ thread

That is nowhere near as bad as piss bottles

I did the math and there is enough female pee produced per day to fill 215.6 Olympic size swimming pools

I know right.
What gave me the idea was actually piss bottle posters, I thought to myself "This would be cool if it wasn't gross..".
Turns out a lot of people thinks nails are gross.

what are you going to do with them? since you posted them I suggest you give us some options to roll on them

I was thinking of grinding them up into powder and mixing with some plastic to cast a butterknife.
I'm open for ideas though.

Least it's TimeStamped and Based.

Still a fucking /b/tier post

want me to timestamp the nails?

No mate

How about making an omelette with the powder and giving it to a homeless person

Temperature. Warm urine takes up more space than cold. When it cools down in a sealed container, it causes the weak walls to be pulled inwards.

Definitely yes otherwise I don't believe you

cursed id

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homo homo homo homo homo gay gay homo fag

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>gAY

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haha he is homosex

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Sorry for the delay yall had some complications this morning. On my way to job now. Unfortunately my 11am piss landed in the toilet but I'll show you how it's done in about 20 minutes.

@Mexico

I don't care what are you talking about, only came here to tell you your gay.

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When I was 17 I had a nice collection (about a dozen), some of which I had totally forgotten. There were 2 or 3 that were so old that the urea had crystallized at the bottom, there were piss filaments in them, they were quite nice
my mom discovered them and threw them, I think of that and regret every time I piss in a bottle, I didn't take any picture

That's mean though.

I don't get the hate for piss bottles
everybody yells "ewww, yikes, that's peeeeeee ewwww", but it's sealed in a plastic bottle, it's not like you opened it and smeared it on your floor
I really don't get it

Ok, make the omelette and you eat it. Post pics.

Would you eat it with me?

yikes

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No way, it'd have your nails in it. You eat it.

But it'd have your idea in it, it's just as much your art as it's mine, we should experience it together.

Ok Sweden, you have conviced me. Let me book a flight for next week, is that Ok?

okay I believe you

drink petrol you fucking gay bastard

Sure, we'll have a Christmas omelette together!

Sorry m9s I forgot. Heading to next fix. Pinky swear

m8 its all right if all you want is to fit in no need to hide the fact that you dont have any piss bottles, we wont judge you
Again amazing user.

And i had a problem i was peeing and all my pee landed on my desk and carpet im really sad cause now my room smel like pee :(

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My bad its hard when I'm in a rush at work. I am a different breed of mobile pee bottle users

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Thanks Mexicanon, I wish I could say the same to you..

>I am a different breed of mobile pee bottle users
You delivered user.

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I wish you’d flip me upside down, put a funnel in my ass and fill me up like a canteen with that sweet golden nectar, cocoa butt.

I use my pee to fertilize my plants.

Its okay i have to clean my office for Christmas so there's no problem, ill had to do it anyways.

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Isnt that bad? I remember reading that dog and human pee can be harmful to plants?!
I sometimes use my shit or organic food as fertilizer though.

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Idk, why it would be harmful other than that you use too much and overfertilize.

scientificamerican.com/article/human-urine-is-an-effective-fertilizer/

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dude your pee's color depends on how much water you drink actually, it has nothng to do with your diet

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but why the fuck would you do that though

wow i guess i was wrong, i had the impression that the urea in pee was bad for plants and that pee was also too acidic, but apparently im just dumb.
But i still prefer potassium nitrate for growing big plants like corn or tomatoes.

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I have a friend who's into Jojo who told me about this guy after he found out I collected nails.

Update: found a spare in the back of work truck.

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cuckanut the tripfag strikes again

TO BRIMMING

fuck me that's gross as shit

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Ill do

Now i feel inferior to you my american friend

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