I have insider information on a new product Apple will launch next year

I have insider information on a new product Apple will launch next year.

It's a Raspberry Pi competitor, they're putting one of their older SoCs on a board with two USB-C, a RPi compatible GPIO header and one HDMI and releasing it for the educational market, with a tentative pricing of between $99 to $129.
Their objective is to get kids in every American school programming in Swift.
They're using a cut down version of desktop macos that runs in ARM, as well as special version of Xcode for educational programming, with support for robotics and whatnot. It's also a test bed for the future transition of macos to ARM chips.

it's going to look a lot like a beaglebone but with one header less.

i'll be posting some proofs during the week, stay tuned.

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liar.

lol no apple is not releasing something for the DIY crowd, get the hell out of here

yummy bait

>I have insider information on a new product Apple will launch next year.

pfft, sure, and I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

>Their objective is to get kids in every American school programming in Swift.
I know this is bullshit because what you do with Swift is not programming.

It is so unlike apple that it must be true

kids program swift on ipads, not on shitty pcbs.

>$99 to $129.
into the trash it goes.

>$99 to $129
with apple pricing that means its actually worth 5$

Why the fuck would they release such a niche product? Even Macs are barely updated at this point.

Apple Pi?

>educational
>100 dollar toaster
an actual raspberry pi is $35 and teaches C, a language with actual uses

leaked prototype, novethernet of course

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this is it. These are the leaked photos

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>I have insider information on a new product Apple will launch next year.
Same.

I hate to break it to you, but the information you have isn't about SoC boards, it's the boards in their next line of macbooks

Wasn't this literally an april fools joke several years back?

>Apple post-Wozniak
>catering to DIY

lol no

have sex


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>Raspberry pi competitor
>5 times as expensive

Classic applel.
Or Schools could buy $35 Raspis and teach the kids using free and open source tools.
Hmmm....

Abstain.

I could see this happening, but more like $199 to $250.

dilate

oh shit you seem mad

>Apple making a shitty Assberry Pi clone
Will it at least have an ARM port of Darwin that can run on non-Apple ARM computers?

so...
a screenless iphone, pretty much?

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Worse. Imagine a Beaglebone Black, only that it's so locked down that it can't read other ARM-based OSes except what Apple distributes.

>The Apple Beagleboner Blacked
Now with all the goodness of nigger cuckery and bestiality (like there's a difference).

Apple's actually still working on their hololens competitor believe it or not.

Yes. An iPi if you will.

>Their objective is to get kids in every American school programming in Swift.
bullshit

All apple need to make every developer and kids to program in swift is just fucking enable virtualization of their devices, i need a fucking iphone connected just to fucking compile this old shit objective c

I'd love to know what department you work in so I can report you personally. Fucking idiot.