*sips on wagie juice"

*sips on wagie juice"
"yeaaahs. let's turn this coffee into code"

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You have no idea how appealing that sounds to an insomniac alcoholic NEET.

>let's turn this coffee into code
>needing motivation
You're never going to make it, brah.

>spend 2 years between jobs living the NEET life
>drink at least 4-6 liters of pepsi max every day
>3-5 (double) cups of brew coffee on top of that
>always tired, life meaningless
today
>employed
>drinking tea instead
>always tired, life still meaningless

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>drink coffee because I like it
>caffeine pills when I don't want coffee
This isn't hard
It's purists who ignore anything that'll help that don't make it

what if i told you... that people can program without coffee and with coffee! or without motivation and with motivation!

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try drinking your own pee. works for me

thank you user, i will consider it

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I drink green tea and I'm unemployed

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have you tried switching to black tea?
it might change your life

Do 25 minutes of intense cardio at the gym every weekday. I started doing that and after a few weeks I had crazy energy. It's been 3 months now and I feel amazing.

Drank coffee once when I was a kid, don't drink anything but water and milk.

What do you do for cardio? I literally can't run due to tendon issues, and I find everything i've tried in the past to be too boring+difficult to keep my interest.

also how is your diet? do you exercise in the morning or after work?

masturbation counts as cardio

So you drink green tea and have a great NEET life? What's there to complain user?

Elliptical

It's meh. I eat sandwiches, salads, oats and milk, chicken and broccoli, and lots of chips.

>milk
Eeew

>being lactose intolerant in 2019
Grow up

I'm not lactose-intolerant. It just tastes weird. But props for not drinking pop all the time

>*Sips mcdonalds cappuccino*
>"lets watch more Neon Genesis Evangelion"

Sucks to be you people

non-whites should not be allowed in tech

>drink coffee
>immediately get antsy and horny
>if I jack off while on coffee, it's always to degenerate shit instead of regular t&a

I just want to be awake goddamnit.

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>be swiss
>get called non-white by 'muricans

You don't have a relevant college degree and have a low IQ. Your opinion is worthless.

>muricans
You wish, kek. He's Indian.

I've gone through both and it's all despair. Recently (last 5 months or so) went NEET again, but considerable less drinking, something like getting drunk 2-4 times per month.

I want to have a job so I can have money, but I also want it to be a job that doesn't bust my balls. I don't want something that requires lots of travel time, or uncomfortable working conditions. I have a lot of dignity despite being a NEET with no job experience, so I don't want to work in McDonald's or some other shit hole. I also don't want interact with annoying people. Preferably I would like to meet my first gf at my job. Is coding the answer?

I AM GREEK

i turn coffee into muscle spasms and pee
just me?

>Buy me a onions latte

"Sounds good user. Type quietly tonight when the others get back"

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What a fucking choosing beggar. This is why you're still a NEET with no gf. You can't just get hired at your dream job straight away retard.

These anons are now morbidly obese.

I don't want something that requires lots of travel time or uncomfortable working conditions.I also don't want interact with annoying people.

This is why someone pays you nigger. They don't want to do that shit themselves.

If it was /comfey there'd be a tribe of NEETS willing to do it for free