Roastie at work asks me to speed up her mac

>Roastie at work asks me to speed up her mac
>Don't have time for this bullshit
>Increase mouse speed to max and give it too her later
>"wow thanks its so much faster"

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Good giggle.
God bless you.

Did you install Google Ultron too?

If anyone ask's to speed up their phone just disable animations in dev options. I've had people pay me as a thank you for something that takes 10 seconds lel

If they thinks its faster is it really that bad. And its technically faster. Macs default mouse speed is a fucking joke

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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>tfw there's no girls at work
How do you people manage to meet people, let alone girls?
I only go outside for work and the gym btw. I hang out with friends, but they've already got gfs.

are you gettin sum fuk?

BA... no, I'm not gonna do that

thats rude

This user seems to be retarded

Retard.

>relative asks me to install an email client on his PC
>turn it on
>riddled to COCK with viruses, every keyword on every webpage links to ads, clicking redirects to an ad half the time, and connecting to malwarebytes' website fails
>tell him I need to reinstall his machine, I don't want him to download ransomware and spread it to my grandma's machine (he still lives at home)
>install ubuntu while at it so it doesn't happen again
>"can you do it now user"
>"yes but you'll lose all your files"
>"that's fine"
>"I repeat: you will lose every file on the computer"
>"It's fine. I don't mind"
>reinstall
>"user!!! WHERE ARE MY DOCUMENTS!!!"
aaagglhughlgugha
>go back a week later to install vlc at his request
>downloads folder is filled with Avengers.mp4.exe(95) tier shit

This is why Apple markets the iPad as a computer.
Even MacOS isn't retard friendly enough for some brainlets.

jej

You stole it from Reddit thread.

how do you know?

kek haven't heard that one in a while, that was from the story about the user whose dad hired him to do IT and he just fucked around right?

Extremely unbased

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no

>I don't want him to download ransomware and spread it to my grandma's machine
>downloads folder is filled with Avengers.mp4.exe(95) tier shit
Reminds me of this absolute gem

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idk newfag, if you don't remember the story yourself then I can't help you