If your entire browsing history, download history, porn queries...

If your entire browsing history, download history, porn queries, and post history on 4chin and every other site was made public for literally everyone to see, would you neck yourself?

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Neck yerself faggot

Why the fuck would I care? And more importantly, why the fuck would anyone care about someone else shit?
Are you retarded friend? Neck yourself.

Probably. If everyone's browsing history was revealed, I would compare first.

absolutely not

I would laugh and try to find someone who likes the same shit

Nah

Without hesitation

Nope. Because then how could I browse more of the same?

I have nothing to hide.

My entire history is full of dead links to shit threads like this one in 10 minutes.

no one would care

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Oh no, this weirdo no one knows likes blondes.

are you fucking retarded? i dont give a shit about what people think

More like:
>Oh no, thit guy that works in our department like tentacle loli hentai.

>not being your own boss for absolute freedom

I would literally rather have all my porn/downloads/browsing history public than my Jow Forums posts

I've got nothing to be ashamed of. I'll own up to everything.

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that's a weird way of saying you're a neet

No lies, there would probably be some really cringy stuff. I'd be a bit bothered then realize there is no shame in being a person doing person things and move on.

I wonder what normies would think about my lolidom collection

I've looked at some embarrassing things but I wouldn't kill myself over it. Especially not if everyone elses was visible.

eh you just gotta accept it and block out all the haters

KEK
same
mostly because fetishes and antisemitism

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I wouldn't care

Nope, my taste is pretty vanilla it it would be much tamer than most. I'd probably start getting job offers and cute girlfriends based on my relatively wholesome history.

not sure I'd be swift enough to beat all the people who'd want to kys yourself myself honestly

Guess everyone would know I'm closeted transgender. Mental illness yay.

aside from the fart porn idc

would you care if you find out that someone very close to you is a gerontophile?

>pee porn
that is the worst that I did, maybe a bit of BDSM on the side as well and some pain porn although I outgrew that. honestly, it ain't that bad. my family might shun me for a while but they will understand since I don't have a girlfriend.

This is the best move. I'd just be like "Shiiiit. Time to move to a different neighborhood", and hopefully I'd find one where they're all cool with hardcore japanese bdsm, trap hentai, revenge porn, and guns.

Honestly it would be devastating. I don't think any large company would employ me, and even though a lot of the shit I've said was in best no one would believe that.

in jest*

>lots of javs and 2d huge tits
>anti-semitism and Hitler pics
>full disk encryption, e2e chats about nothing interesting
>ironically supporting pedophilia (see huge tits above)
>anti-faggot
>stops replying on Jow Forums as soon as he gets btfo'd
>downloads popular shows
>no weird fetishes, no secrets
yeah go have a field day with that, I regret nothing

>I've spent the last 15 years aimlessly browsing the web.
>I'm a complete nobody.
>Someone would go out of their way to go through billions of entries just to see the weird shit I fapped to.
Sure bud.

no because no one would care. as in, I have literally no one in my life.
my mom is not alive anymore, never met my dad, dont have brothers or friends
I literally only have this place