>This is the replacement for Jony Ive at Apple
That's a yikes from me.
This is the replacement for Jony Ive at Apple
Angel Perez
Wyatt Gutierrez
iTODDLERS BTFO
Mason Ortiz
if she looked more jewish she would be a pile of ash
Henry Bailey
What did he mean by this?
Daniel Long
holy shit, she do look like the happy merchant with a wig
Lincoln Gutierrez
ugly cunt
Wyatt Kelly
god damn. she should start by designing a new face for herself
Easton Cooper
1st change will be to make phones function as body warmers for sexist work places that are too cold
Isaiah Gutierrez
She needs a team of the finest surgical jews
Matthew Jackson
Behold the face of evil
Isaac Smith
>everyone dismissing someone's work based on nothing other than her looks
since when is being handsome a necessary feature of a competent designer?
Nolan Reyes
I find it rare for a women who is smart to also be extremely ugly. Usually they are average appearance
Chase Sanchez
are you blind? do you not see this bitches face? its fucked, its beyond fucked. OPEN YOUR EYES YA NIG NOG
Carter Evans
post her work or stfu and stop being such seething faggots
Julian Ortiz
>post her work
Aaron Collins
Not sure if this is bad, clearly Ive has been controlled and directed by Jobs, once Jobs died ive came up with designs like iphone 6 and so on. Jobs would have never let a degeneracy like the notch see the light of day. And I wont even mention imacs and macpos. This woman might genuinly be a good designer (probably not) but ive has been shit for many years
Hunter Lewis
>that nose
>that evil grin
Ethan Gomez
Ive hasn't done shit for years. He's been jerking it in London and fucking ladyboys and only coming home when daddy Cook calls him. All the recent abortions have been designed by her and signed off by Ive, she's just now 100% in charge and doesn't have to answer to anyone anymore.
Oliver Stewart
She worked in hardware so she is responsible for all the overheating, fucked keyboard, etc... thats her legacy.
Cameron Gutierrez
In that case nothing will really change. In any case I dont care, never cared for apple and my brand loyalty died years ago, today I hate all these tech companies.
Lucas Cooper
that she is ugly bodes well
Sebastian Moore
Something ugly can't design something beautiful
-Steve Jobs
Dylan Baker
iPhone 8 is good tho
Thomas Morales
she just now replaced that guy, this is not her work I assume, unless you have evidence.
Ian Cooper
She got the job only because she's a woman.
Easton Green
>iphone 6, 7, 8 all use the same identical chassis
>iphone 6 has touchscreen failure because the touch IC is right where it bends
>iphone 7 has audio failure because the audio IC is right where it bends
>iphone 8 has bootloops because all the critical phone ICs are right where it bends
>iphone X and XS just straight up die and won't even bootloop because the iphone bends and literally breaks all its solder joints
Pic related, this is how the abortion that is the iPhone X's internal boards are joined together, with a flimsy ring that solders the two boards together. Every bit of pressure causes the entire ring to bend and eventually leads to total catastrophic failure of all solder joints.
Cameron Watson
>yikes
Go back to plebbit or hackernews, FFS.
Anthony Robinson
We grateses cheeses and now we meltses thems too
my precioussssssss
Carter Williams
apple is fucked. you can literally see evil in that gaze. compare this creature's vitriolic stare with the benevolent eyes of mommy su.
Chase Jenkins
>triggered by ironic yike
double yikes
Hudson Peterson
>faggot in charge of the company
>woman in charge of design
Time to sell AAPL.
Carter Butler
...
Grayson Taylor
Looks like Chucky from Child's Play.
Leo Diaz
more like evan stanky btfo
Brayden Thompson
prepare for years of laughter
Cooper Russell
Really very much based.
Tyler Reyes
no wonder apple is falling apart
ABANDON SHIP
Jaxson Lopez
oof
Angel Wright
this is a glass cliff
run away while you still can
Caleb Gutierrez
Why isn't she black or Latina? Fuck this bitch
Caleb Anderson
Remember the last Silicon Valley woman they made a big deal out of? The one in biomedical that turned out to be nothing but a giant scam? When are they going to learn not to make a big deal out of people for just being a woman?
Asher Martinez
Apple's premiums are far too much.
AMD has changed the desktop computer game.
Apple will stell sell phones to idiots and ipads and laptops. Will never penetrate the gaming, desktop, and server market. I'm ok with this.
Blake Moore
Oh fug.
Julian Ward
spbp
Aiden Rodriguez
OY VEY THIS IS VERY ANTI-SEMITIC
Leo Baker
> literally mrs hankey
> the christmas poo's wife
Caleb Harris
IT DOESNT FIT MY VERY SPECIFIC USE CASE REEEEEE
Angel Wilson
actually a pretty neat design, if only they didn't shove it into a thin and easily bent enclosure
Ive and his obsession with thinness and removing everything useful ever because muh poofter minimalism turned decent kit into abominations only the bay area could love
Jobs must have spent a lot of time keeping him in check
Christian Perry
apple is truly finished
Jobs had a team of very talented people who made a revolution in UI (they didnt invent any tech, but they put it all together and made perfect UI for maximum usability)
Cook couldn't keep anything together
Robert Martin
LMOA
Ayden Baker
>What did she mean by this?
Charles Perez
Ives designed or approved the Apple Pencil, the mouse with the charge port on the bottom and the recent $999 stand
Julian Jones
Shut up. They're technical people they don't have to be photogenic.
Josiah Lewis
wheres her portfolio?
Jayden Parker
Like Lisa Su?
Hunter Jones
From that image I suspect it is British?
Jason Torres
s-shut up!
Carter Cook
Sorry but I still don’t see why the pencil is a problem. It charges within a minute to probably 15%, which is enough to write for an hour. Y’all acting as if you had to plug it in over night.
Luis Roberts
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - BANANA PHONE
Daniel Martinez
Lmao.
Aaron Howard
Doop doobbie doobie doop.
Josiah Reed
>design
>technical
probably only for your low IQ brain
Alexander Cooper
That only applies to pretty women, ugly women can be based like men
Ian Watson
Is it even a real woman or just a man with a wig?
Jordan Long
Kek’d
Jaxon Adams
Why do people bend their phones? Why don't they front pocket or fanny pack them, especially if they are mutt hambeasts?
Joshua Hill
based
Jonathan Davis
>Be shit design
>Lead Apple's design team
I don't see a problem.
Chase Wood
I guess all you faggots are gay for Jony.
Dylan Rivera
Being handsome isn't, being male is
Mason Adams
BRING SUSAN KARE BACK
MAKE APPLE MOOF AGAIN
Julian Smith
Make Apple hot again
Aaron Myers
Because it's easier to steal from the back pocket.
Also women don't have front pockets, and some guys worry about the radiaton next to their dick
Angel Parker
>woman
William Hill
her face screams with :
>PREPARE YOUR ANUS
specially that she is holding that whatever pencil thing.
Brody Clark
She looks like the guy who turned himself into a 6 years old girl
Kayden Sullivan
Oh boi
Thomas Watson
Another placeholder while they keep copying Dieter
>87
>still the goat
Aiden Sanders
Huh? Apple is a white company
Lucas Jones
What?
Benjamin Mitchell
>yikes
oof
Charles Young
Just don't bend your phone. It's not that hard
Juan Williams
Cheeky cunt
Evan Gonzalez
You are children.
>haha look how ugly this woman is apple doomed
I would expect this from /tv/ but not here. Pathetic.
John Martinez
>You are children for knowing Apple's death knell is ringing
>Hurr le libur8ed weemen deserve to control Apple
I agree; failing tech companies need some level of mothering from neo-feminists and trannies.
Oy veh, Shlomo! It's Eve Hanklesteinberg, who changed her name to Evans Hankley to disguise herself among the goyim!
Luke Cruz
Take your meds.
Angel Watson
>Being trolled this hard over actual Jow Forums humor
Or mabey get your panties in a knot by visiting
Josiah Brown
welcome to Jow Forumspol/ enjoy your stay
Andrew Sullivan
Gabriel Lopez
Anyone got pics of things she's designed in the past?
David Hughes
>crashing this company
Nathaniel Myers
Ah yes Stanford the famous design school
Jace Torres
I have 5s and its touch fails because the chasis is bent a little. I now have to bend one corner of the phone slightly for touch to work almost all the time.
Christian Rodriguez
>her
>she
Evan Rogers
Just put Apple back to oven.
Christopher Barnes
>Not sure if this is bad, clearly Ive has been controlled and directed by Jobs, once Jobs died ive came up with designs like iphone 6 and so on
No, it's more like Ive always came up with decent designs and Jobs kept the EEs in line so that the products were balanced. EEs gained way more power at Apple after he died and Design had to deal with EEs freaking out over specs and thinness because they were comparing their designs autistically to the Android market.
That's why the guy is leaving in the first place, if he runs his own company he can actually have a decent say in the end product.
Apple products from now on will be shit, you guys better buy your Cheese-grater Macs now, because that is never happening ever again.
Wyatt Davis
the stand is excellently designed
it's not his fault that marketing and the MBAs priced it at 5x what it's worth
Jaxson Flores
So this dude finally got tired of Apple's marketing department trotting his dumb ass out trying to justify their insane markups. He probably just wants to design shit in peace.
Carson Wilson
come to daddy
Aaron Nelson
based