How do I carry my laptop without raising my estrogen levels with one of these fagbags?

Saddleback makes some amazing packs/messengers but they're pricey as fuck.

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>I have well-groomed facial hair.

trying to sound like a Harvard gay does not make you even a bit smarter.

no shot, this is a typical web DESIGNER. somewhere between working in fashion and tech, his dildos are very colorful

Just carry it in pic related if you're so insecure you can't manage a messenger bag or a backpack like 98% of the rest of the civilized world. Maybe people will think you're homeless or that it's just your lunch

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>Not using a black briefcase like any straight male with style.

>B-but tha weight.

Stop drinking onions milk and you'll be able to use it.

unironically considering this, jokes on you asshole. people honestly probably would just think im carrying books i bought or my lunch.

just like get the most boring double-volume dark gray nylon laptop briefcase the elderly man in suits and ties typically carry. anything more flashy is early 20s skinnyfat manchild mangina college student infant sōydev redditor retro vidya collector with rickandmorty tshirt.

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Don't listen to this bunch of homos.
There's a way.

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Man, you guys are stiff. It's a LAPTOP BAG, not a nuclear bomb. No one is going to care, they're too busy going about their own day.

>Not using a hard briefcase

OP asked for a bag that does not make it look like a manchild.

You can do it like the japs do. Just without that fucking belt.

It works with the laptop bag too and doesn't fuck up your back as well.

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use a backpack pussy

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I bet you eat Cheerios every morning and a sensible turkey sandwich with not too much mustard every night for dinner while watching Seinfeld, right?

>Dude just buy a turtle shell
What the fuck

impractical "fashion" for working-class was invented by subversive kikes and is for faggots
youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3RzGoQC4s

>Disassociation is normal for people who go outside. Maybe you're a technie who doesn't talk to people, but it's normal for people to disassociate from negative archetypes. For instance, I have long hair. I have a very masculine face, but so do many trannies. So to make sure people don't think I'm a tranny (or a bum, a hippie etc.) I have well-groomed facial hair.
Why don't you fags go back to /fa/where you belong to? You're seriously complaining about "techies" on a tech forum.

>implying turtle shells aren’t the best evolutionary trait

Just wear a backpack, you fag.

>obsessing over your choice of accessory because you want to fit in with a clique of neofascist zoomers on a basket weaving forum

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you have to go back

What exactly is stopping you from buying a snowboarder backpack. They're thin enough to mount a snowboard on your back without bulk, and they fit laptops very well.

I disagree, newfriend

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Looks like something a serial killer would carry around

Transgenderism means being afraid of your penis. Remember to dial 8

Briefcase. But I honestly use
A fjallraven backpack. Just don't get the one meant for kindergarteners and you'll be fine.

Backpack

>leather ones like the satchel in the image
Stop being a faggot.

I think I found it, gonna buy

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except i do and i silently judge every fag that uses one

this

I use one of these, tough a nails

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you would

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I have a backpack. Pick one you like, mine came with a Swiss army knife. swissgear.com/backpacks/laptop-friendly-backpacks

backpack

I feel like their quality has dropped, leather doesn't seem as nice as it once was.

Ask me how I know you've never slept with a woman

>How do I carry my laptop without raising my estrogen levels with one of these fagbags?
don't use a shoulder strap like the guy in the OP

I don't get the reference.

get a regular-ass laptop bag
not a little slim fashion thing

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>my girlfriend weights more than me

Just use one of these. If you're going to carry a backpack like a manchild you might as well do your best to look like a tacticool operator.

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shoulder strap is fine, over the other shoulder
>not being able to use both hands without putting the bag down
are you even trying?

>you

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If you got $250 laying around, you can get the chad jansport

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good thing those red arrows were there

>wearing a satchel on the opposite shoulder from the side the bag itself hangs on
no problems here
>wearing a satchel on the same shoulder as the side it hangs on
onions overload

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>Why yes I keep my laptop in my backpack. How could you tell?

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Women don't want to get with a 90lb asexual genderwarrior
>OwO look how slender his wrists are. That gets me so hot.
>I just love how he's 5'6" and as hairless as a dolphin
>look at how small of a bulge his dick makes in those skinny-jeans. I'm going to faint!
>I bet he's low on testosterone or maybe even a hermaphrodite. He's the man I want to have children with!

>Hey Caela, why were you talking to that 10 year old boy?
>WOOPIES I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU! LOLOL

put the strap over your head onto the opposite shoulder, you fucking retard.

I have a bright orange waterproof backpack.

Just wear the fucking messenger bag right, you idiot. Across the breast and behind your back, not over the shoulder to the side like a purse.

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You can't wear it behind your back it will slide to the side, unless the bag strap is set to very short.

>typing all that shit about a randomly googled fashion photo for "business casual"

Besides, women goes for social status and wealth. That photo is meant to suggest a young popular guy scheduled for a nice career on manhattan. In reality it's just some gay fashion model.

No need to thank me for informing you how things work.

what are you, a skinny twink

>Door to Door Bible Salesman
>In 2019
Ok, I guess...

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Either a backpack or a briefcase style bag.

It over your shoulder, the define center of mass pins the weight of the bag stably against your sternum, stabilizing the bag. Whereas if you wear it on the shoulder, its anchored to the extremely motile collar bone trapezius.

How is it going to slide side-to-side? I don't even get how it physically can.

95% of office workers commute with a backpack here (sydney)

I'm in real estate and I actually use a leather briefcase given to me by my dad, which my grandfather gave him. It's in pristine condition with two sides. One's opens up traditionally and fits my surface Pro 3, clipboard, stapler, branded stamp, pens, etc. and the other side opens as a file organizer. There is a third "James Bond" compartment I call it that opens a little door up top for business cards, Lechturn battery powered magnifying glass (for more elderly clients that may have trouble reading, etc. this actually happened at a closing once and it was the other agent's client who I lender the magnifying glass too! Should have seen his face!)

I get compliments on it pretty often. It's different, it's part of my style. I'm 24 and wear Hawaiian shirts and flip flops to consultation in Florida. Some other agents think it's too laid back... Some clients love feeling relaxed and like they're talking to another human being they can relate to; but who has their own style different from all the other suits and is still professional. My clients and I always refer to each other by first name or nickname.

look at the pic linked to the post earlier it will slide down in that scenario.

>Besides, women goes for social status and wealth.
That's partly true, but the difference between being "OMG Chad is hitting on me!!" and "Larry was fired and escorted from the building" are those little cues that have evolved over millions of years and cannot be changed by endocrine disrupted queers REEEEing on twitter.

I used the Swissgear 1900 Scansmart backpack through college and loved it.

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Kek. Anyone knows what board is this from? I want to find it in archives.

maybe /fa/

>ninjaturtles.jpg

Didn't find it. And /fa/ is a blue board

that picture shows the post is the ~530 millionth post on that board, in 2014, so it's a very fast board, Jow Forums right now is only up to ~71 million, /fa/ right now is only ~14 million posts in
i'm not too familiar with the speeds of boards, but i don't believe Jow Forums is that slow a board, so that's probably more like /b/

>being this insecure about carrying a back
what you truly need is balls, something that you clearly lack despite your claims.

R8. Not a laptop bag, but carries my netbook and all the chargers just fine. I bring it almost anywhere.

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half-leather, half-synthetic
looks like ass desu

Looks like Itou-kun's head is going to be in it.

Well you have few options
1. be a Jow Forums larper and get some tacticool prepper bag
2. embrace the manchild you clearly are and wear a brightly colored jansport

And your insecurity screams have sex.

Get one of these

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>having a bag that looks so fucking basic makes you question your sexuality

Jow Forums was made by cia to prove mkultra is real

You're retarded if you get a briefcase with the chink type of locks on it (pic)

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Some vintage attache case will do.
They're timeless and last long with care.

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>STILL talking about hillary
And how the fuck does a leather backpack connote Hillary support? This exists only in your mind user

Disassociation on this level is characteristic of insecurity. Do NOT talk about your hesitancy to carry a laptop bag to IRL people, they will see right through it.

I use this

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you've never heard of a fucking briefcase?

what is the alternative? even my dad's leather briefcase hes had for at least 30 years has these

Easier to raise your confidence levels so you won't care about shit like this

Literally fucking based. If you can't walk into the office wearing this and get no shit for it, you're a pussy and a mook.

Lmao, go workout mate

Fucking web developer

mine looks like this. I get called a terrorist, intelligence agent, and other stupid shit, but it keeps my stuff safe even if it is dropped or thrown around, so fuck em. it's better than a backpack or bag, and more durable than a leather briefcase

Nani
Wait, is this a clever way to say your carry your shit in your hands?

this.
Also military surplus.