Lighting:

Lighting:

Manly penis shaped male connector.

Type C:

Faggot vagina shaped female connector.

Discuss.

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wish I had a vagiba

Micro USB:
Manly penis shaped male connector with added spikes to rip apart flesh

Having the movable parts inside the replacable cable is objectively better.

but we all love vagina

i like vaginas more than penii so yeah i'll stick with usb

Wouldn't USB C vs lightning be more like uncircumcised vs circumcised penis?

It's the opposite on the phones. The lightning cable is a dildo for the iPhone's vagina and the USB-C cable is a fleshlight for your Android's sheathed penis.

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suck on a lightening connector while I plow a tight fit USB-C, shitass. pink ape in jeans i tell ya what

Lighting:

Cock lovers.

Type C:

Cunny connoisseurs.

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So if you are male and you like Lightning that makes you gay?

How many time do we need to repeat that iphones are for fags and roasties only

girls think it's sexy when a man walks confidently in a thunderstorm

\i beg to differ

>lightning
exposed circumsized head
>usb-c
protected natural head

kek yes

>We
Lol

type c is literally for the patrician cunnyseurs and the shape is also like a tite coin slot

fpbp

The real faggot is the one who has to buy half a dozen marked up cables for one device because this keeps happening

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OP literally can't stop thinking about dicks
OP is a faggot.

If Lightning is so tits, why is Apple doing this now?

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USB 4 will look be based on Lightning using USB-C ports.

because they want iPad Pro to be more like computers.. I wonder why they didn't use lighting on their notebooks, it's superior connector to everything

Lightning cable isn't capable of the outputting enough power to charge a Macbook and it isn't universal like USB-C so it can't be used for displays or external GPUs.

Let's make some ct and troll Jow Forums

USB-C is a female connector. It has no penis.

USB-C is cloaca.

Lightning is a good connector


T. Andtoddler

>it's superior connector to everything
in what way is it superior

Hmmm... this post is a reminder I need to get out and socialize with people more. Gonna suggest OP do the same.

Because the EU is looking into all the shit they're doing, those fines can be quite high nowadays.

based and redpilled

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These small usbs are so fucking bad and easily breakable. My phone's micro usb connector is already losing connectivity and it's only 4 years old