Reminder from the US Government consumer safety commission to stop using exploding Apple products.
Four macbooks explode and injure people and damage property EVERY day.
Reminder from the US Government consumer safety commission to stop using exploding Apple products
Ayden Davis
Charles Mitchell
>Getting dodgy batteries fixed can take up to THREE weeks
On real computers it's less than ten seconds.
Wyatt Kelly
MACTODDLERS LITERALLY BTFO
Daniel Baker
this seethes the ijeet
Jeremiah Hall
OH NO N ON ONONO NO
IT'S NOT FAIR MACBROS
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET
Austin Edwards
baste and rougepilled
Aiden Perez
SIRS DELET THIS, I WILL NOT GETTING MY RUPEES
Cooper Davis
>mac
Found your problem.
Jose Cook
based
Andrew Jones
>owning applel chinktrash to begin with
yikes
Daniel Johnson
>Four macbooks explode and injure people and damage property EVERY day.
A grand total of 26 overheating batteries have been reported out of over half a million Macbok Pros in the affected range.
No fires and no injuries.
Taking anything in the Apple-hating Register as true is very risky. There is a reason Apple doesn't accredit El Reg's "journalists" to their expos.
Hudson Ross
Why do you feel the need to lie iJeet?
Jordan Richardson
>bans Huawei to benefit US companies
>greedy US companies still manage to fuck themselves in the ass
top kek, the US is FUCKED.
John Morgan
Its a real tragedy when normal people ie. people who couldn't scrape together 500 in cash even if their lives dependent on it buy an apple believing they're getting high quality build item
Hudson Murphy
>normal people
Wyatt White
I hope those wash off
Adam Perez
based and debirupilled
Austin Edwards
t. pajeet too poor to buy apple
Bentley Davis
buying an apple is a great way of being separated from your money without getting anything of value in return
Josiah Ramirez
Yeah, they are wash off. Rinse them with some nitric/sulphuric acid and they will peel right off.
Elijah Adams
thanks, worked for me
Isaac Morris
BASED
Nolan Butler
>Its a real tragedy
I mean, someday they will learn to be responsible for themselves. and they will learn the hard way...
Joshua Jones
imagine actually believing this
Owen Lee
bass
Jose Price
how will they ever recover?
Carson Diaz
What laptop is that?
Nathan Rogers
singapore?
Alexander Myers
VVT3Q-62B6Y-BD7XK-TBYPH-6WB3V
Joshua Bell
Based
Isaac Nelson
>Not recognizing a ThinkPad
Caleb Phillips
Where do you get those statistics.
Samuel Sanders
Don't copy that floppy.
Jayden Wilson
based
Jaxson Stewart
BASED
Cameron Gomez
ijeets seething
Gavin Hernandez
and?
Ian Rogers
ITT iJeet cope.
Nicholas Ramirez
BASED
Landon Rogers
baste