Jesus Christ

Well that seals it. Apple really is truly, utterly fucked.

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2020 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP

Tim is trash, its been jarring obvious

Did Ive design that shit-ass cheese grater?

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Why do you tards always just post a screen shot of a damn headline instead of a link to the actual article? What is the point of this?

Seems like Ive's departure isn't going to be a bad thing desu.

Andreet gaslighting.

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First post best post

>Well that seals it. Apple really is truly, utterly fucked.
>Apple has like $290 billion in cash
>Apple makes $1.7 billion per quarter in profit
>Apple sells so much shit every fucking day it's not even funny
>Apple laughs at your ridiculous assumptions about its future

>dude boxes with round corners lmao

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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This meme is dead

Street shit harder iJeet.

yikes

>SF hipster wants to only design shit that costs $5k + and is considered high fashion
>competent CEO says no, we actually have to sell product
>Hipster throws hissy fit and leaves the company

Why is anyone surprised by this?

>>competent CEO of fashion company

Apple is a luxury fashion tech company, the Gucci of technology. Seems like his approach is the right one.

Because that hipster worked at Apple for 20 years, heavily influencing the design of every single product Apple put out.

Over those twenty years, Apple went from a known tech company, to the first trillion dollar and most valuable corporation in the world.

I don't know if the OP's story is correct, but the devices in the last eight years seem definitely uninspired.

under the watchful eye of the marketer jobs who understood the limits that need to be in place to actually make money. He got shut down by jobs enough to eventually come up with a product that wouldn't cost 10k and only be used by celebrities.

Ives is literally everything you idiots hate about apple, why are you reeeeeeee'ing about him so hard?

Ives' runaway hits
* the rounded CRT mult-color iMac
* the iPad
Was he involved in the iPhone? Dunno.

Tim Cook keeps all the Apple tech for sale indefinitely.
This betrays his COO upbringing. Visionary like Jobs would never have kept the old crap kicking around for sale like this.
It's an insult.
I can see why a top designer would find this unacceptable.

I read the whole article. The best part is that this designer was being paid atronomical salary to keep him at apple. Apple will simply pay his private studio now for new designs...but i suspect new designs will lack polish and eco system integrated design

Citation needed.

>apple has to satisfy investors
>apple has a saturated market
>apple hasn't improved tech in years
>apple keeps driving prices up
>apple starts sweating
the collapse is coming. Q3 2020 big tech will nuke the US economy. if you can't see the bubble you're a retard.

The Snow White Design language came from Frog Design and defined a generation of beautiful hardware (not just Macs) back in the 80s.
This is to say that it's not impossible to use external companies to great effect. I just kind of doubt that Apple of today will pull it off.

Alright Jow Forumsentoomen. It's time to lay down some hard facts. Everyone that people call a genius at Apple are in fact morons. There is a genius at Apple, who is single handedly responsible for all of Apple's success, but more on that later.

Steve Jobs was a complete fucking retard. Technologically illiterate, and plain illiterate as well. He couldn't code, he couldn't design, he couldn't do shit except throw a tantrum when he didn't get things his way. 99% of Apple computers and devices overheat and kill themselves, it has been this way since the 1980's and it's entirely because Jobs was an autistic retard that hated fan sounds. Look it up, Jobs literally sabotaged the Apple III with his autism, and horrifically crippled the entire Mac line up to this day.

Next, Woz. Yeah, he seemed a pretty cool dude, he grabbed a bunch of off the shelf parts, slapped them together, and called it inventing a computer. He's a diamond dozen. He was nothing special. Just another cuck that kowtowed every time Jobs threw a tantrum.

Then we have Ive. The "designer." Except, he's never designed a thing in his life. Every single product Apple has crapped out from the 80's to 00's are near 1:1 knock offs of Braun product designs, and once Ive ran out of those, he ripped off Sony to create the Macbooks and then the iPhone.

Every single one of these "geniuses" at Apple are total retards who have their heads up their asses, and not one of them has any idea what they're doing.

So lets get down to the real genius. That man is Phil Schiller, head of marketing. Look at that fucking name, Schiller. Despite Apple products overheating, bending, exploding, crashing, looking like cheap knock offs of other products, and fucking up in every way imaginable for 4 decades, he managed to convince hundreds of millions of people to buy that trash. That takes real genius.

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Buy gold?

As has been said by every armchair market analyst every quarter for all of time.

> He's a diamond dozen
You meant "dime a dozen"

What about Hairforce One?
He's got a big role to play at Apple too.

I will drop a black pill on you guys

- its all about materials used

no that bad, just maintain your liquidity and invest during the recession. buy low sell high as they say

no, so says the inverse bond yield curve and our actual position in the credit cycle. you act like recessions are impossible, they're a natural byproduct of capitalism. you're not smart for thinking it won't happen you know, just a naive cunt.

Steve jobs ran Apple with high fashion in mind to appeal to consumers...

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Believe it or not, this is absolutely intentional.
They're trying to keep the image of the magic mouse as just the mouse without the cable, even though everybody knows it's absolutely useless without being charged.

Apple knows some lazy fucks will keep it connected 24/7, or that normal people also will if the battery dies.

Having this retarded charging location gaurantees it'll appear with a cable much less in any photos of their products, building the narrative that apple stuff is futuristic and always works wirelessly to normies.

Same goes for the apple pen, but they went too far.

The battery case is just a dumpster fire tier product. I have no explaination for that one.

also, by not allowing you to use the mouse while plugged in, once the battery no longer holds any charge, you will have to purchase a new one. Apple is clever in the ways they fuck over their customers

Quite based and very redpilled

Obligatory video

youtube.com/watch?v=-AxZofbMGpM

> Tries to shit talk Woz
> diamond dozen
Yes this guy knows what he's talking about.

Also when the pen is plugged in, it becomes a lever that breaks it's own connector off.

>Same goes for the apple pen, but they went too far.
lel

truly, Thinking Different.

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall break the world's connector off"

— Archimedes

>buy low sell high as they say
lets ask Jow Forums

Is Ive responsible for anything good. In my opinion the design of these items was a blunder

>Macbook Pro 2016-2018
>Mac Pro 2019
>Mac Pro Trashcan Edition
>iOS 7-12 (and 13 seems to be keeping the same design language)
>iPad Pro Pencil
>The fuckin wireless mouse of course
>Every Apple charger that has ever existed including but not limited to magsafe 1 and 2
Can we expect to see better products from Apple going forward?

biz is a worse place to ask about financial advice than /gg/ is to ask about guitars

Makes sense... We've seen no major designs from Apple since the late 2000s. The only one that comes to mind is the trashcan... yeah...

based

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BRAVE
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finally someone at Apple has the balls to say the OBVIOUS

+1 for innovation
-1 for turning Apple into a Gucci bag status symbol company

you mean -10 for gucci bag status

literally - LITERALLY - how gnu/ru?

oof

this desu famalams

BASED

super based

>this post

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>no argument

really made me thoink

>trying to tell a niggerized version of computer history to justify a billion dollar company being run into the ground by sheer incompetence
>expect this to even qualify as a weak bait
>waaah when no one will go to your retard level

OH N ON ONO NO NO NO NO NO

Linux embedded in Windows

For all intensive purposes, it's a doggy dog world out there.

Why does Tim Apple not care

I want to suck Bowsette's dick

Apple is valuable because of their high margins, not product design. Tim Cook has a lot of experience with supply chains so he can give Apple those good margins.

>Apple is valuable because of their high margins, not product design.
refer to what Jobs said:

>h-haha le bald Jow Forums man rebuttal
>i sure showed that guy

iPhone sales are declining. You're basically claiming Apple can't fail because of inertia.

Every fucking time.

>SF hipster
>British

You have to actually sell products to have a margin on those products

yeah you're right he should have done a detailed and high effort point by point rebuttal of user's "your post is dumb" meme

like what the fuck kind of response did you expect, if all you have to say is "ur dum" why sperg when the reply is "no u"

what is Tim Cooks focus?

this is cringe by now

>For all intensive purposes
just so you know, its intents and purposes

So kikes don't get rewarded with clicks for their clickbait.

>So lets get down to the real genius. That man is Phil Schiller, head of marketing. Look at that fucking name, Schiller.

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not giving dumb things any attention at all
no reply is the best choice sometimes

rased & bedpilled

thin

you got memed faggot

What are you even doing here if you don't have NoScript and/or an ad blocker?

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He's right, though. Woz is even more massively overrated than Jobs in terms of his contributions to computing. The most notable thing he ever did was devise a somewhat cheaper floppy disk controller that everybody pretty much forgot about as soon as the PC came out, and none of the systems he had a part in building were that special or particularly novel. Without Jobs to hock his shit at inflated prices he was a nobody.

he's a faggot brainlet, he isn't interested in anything other than money.

This ain’t it, chief

>Can we expect to see better products from Apple going forward?
doubt

sp

Outside of copying Braun and making plastic crud, has Jony actually made any good designs for both form and function?

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bass

He designed the trash can

no

>he's a faggot brainlet, he isn't interested in anything other than money.

One thing I learn in life is, when people are interest more in money. They didn't care anything than money. no passion there. keep sucking things for fucking money.

>Q3 2020 big tech will nuke the US economy
How will the h1b visa pajeet survive this?

No. He’s been busy with hq

retard

uninspired in whose eyes, your eyes? do you have a cross-reference to something that inspires you thats not auto-related like tesla?
you can do so much with a car but a phone stays rectangular, and slim. a computer monitor stays rectangular and slim. a laptop stays rectangular and slim. what else stupid faggot

Did you buy too much /csg/ stuff that you lost your English?

truly baste

baste

The fisting guys tend to stay in this area