10% of the internet went down for a few minutes

>downdetector was down
baka

I was scared as shit for a few minute. Thank God it's working again.

>let's all let the same servers for every website on the internet rely on the same cloudflare service what could go wrong!

I miss 2004-2012 internet

I hate these niggers so much

This
Every fucking site seems to rely on it and then they wonder why their sites go down
It's not even a fucking useful service

this is a hentai social network

inoticed this too

freaked out connected to a vpn on the other side of the world... same

FUCKING SPOOKED

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wait until aws outage

>waaaah waaaah, why does everybody use cloudflare

I've got an idea, why don't you create a cheaper more reliable alternative?

me too
thought the guvment's finally coming to get me

jfc

CLOUDFLARE WAS A MISTAKE

its china retaliating

because the alternatives are CIA ops

This lmao

imagine making a down detection service that relies on an external service

i never felt so hopeless

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It was China

>all my threads died in the meantime
FUCK centralizationnies

Apparently it was a DDoS attack.. how the fuck can something so simple take down one of the most used server provider in the world????

twitter.com/LanceUlanoff/status/1146058471361732609

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So stop complaining and make a better, cheaper, privacy focused alternative? What's stopping you?

There is but nobody uses them because site owners are fucking sheep.

Some day this will happen for more than 30 minutes

and it will be beautiful

i imagine this was some kind of attack
>10% of the internet
yeah maybe by site
it was like 50% of all traffic

Might as well call it aliens.

I was laughing my ass off when I saw that.

FUCKING Jow Forums ANONYMOUS HACKERS KILLING THE INTERNET

>ddos takes down cloudflare

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>work in sysadmin
>literally just about to clock out at 4pm (EU)
>cloudflare goes down
>half our systems rely on cloudflare

Fuck me up the ass with a butter knife, I'm gonna be stuck here for another few fucking hours sorting this shit out

its always heavy intergalactic shit one way or the other

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And people unironically wonder what's wrong with centralisation

>July 1
>is July 2

That was a DDOS TOWARDS China, not from China

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the idea that somebody complaining about something should just go build everything themselves has to be the most low iq position anybody can possibly have
>just build a worldwide cloud alternative bro lol

it's not possible to protect against ddos, if an attacker has enough nodes at their disposal you can't stop it

I don't even want to go twitter and tell that thing that it's retarded.

from the Cloudflare creator himself.
Its their deepest fear like house of cards
youtube.com/watch?v=4BPibf6C35E

Can u not just blacklist the addresses? On my apache server there is a blacklist, they must have one as well

nope, just CloudFlare being incompetent, yet again (extreme SJW anti-trump company who bans conservative websites from using Cloudflare)

Watch the war break out in real time.
digitalattackmap.com/

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Why is DDoS a difficult enough problem for a company to sell its protection like Cloudflare does?

even a partial eclipse is so terrifying

Why so much down?
They just failed to redirect pages to their destinations, or are they hosting servers themselves?

Cloudflare is a CIA op

i heard someone posted an alien picture in some thread and the cia took down the internet to delete it
no one has the original image

it takes a few cpu cycles to check the address

not really since they are not the main investor in the company.
but nsa is

obviously yes you can but once the scale gets big enough determining what is legitimate and what isn't and then dealing with the huge scale at the same time becomes literally impossible

the should've used cloudflare to protect themselves against that ddos

>check out how Jow Forums reacts to blackout
>ISRAELI MOSSAD JEWISH PSYOP FALSEFLAG AYY LMAO CIA GLOW NIGGERS

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I thought it might of been a first strike. When you have multiple VPNs you can use to tunnel around the world and see nothing works eccept google services its literally a what the fuck moment....or even worse you then had the seeeeing to be able to see it ....think about that

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>white supremacists
>conservative

Every time this shit happens I keep fearing someone at the web provider just closed my access to Jow Forums or whatever sketchy site I use.
Because what could I do, call them and kindly ask them to let me browse that shit again?

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Alternative for what? MITM spyware? Cloudflare is useless. Properly setting up your server and not being a retard is the alternative.

(Gnu)

fuck centralization
i wish people would start making cloudflare clones already

IRC was still up

just check cloudflarestatus.com/

Perth, WA, Australia - (PER) Partial Outage
Montgomery, AL, United States - (MGM) Partial Outage
Houston, TX, United States - (IAH) Partial Outage
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - (RUH) Partial Outage
Baghdad, Iraq - (BGW) Partial Outage
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - (GIG) Partial Outage
Mumbai, India - (BOM) Partial Outage
Manila, Philippines - (MNL) Partial Outage
Karachi, Pakistan - (KHI) Partial Outage
Chennai, India - (MAA) Partial Outage
Belgrade, Serbia - (BEG) Partial Outage

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Of course, it was just catchier replying to Cianon.

Kek

>check out how Jow Forums reacts to blackout
Why would you ever go to that schizo containment board?

Cant they just ask for a password or something?

What if they go into task manager and make the blacklist thing higher priority?

This, that's why we need to move to new decentralised technologies

what a joke

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I had to use my ducking phone because of that shit

go read about ddos you obviously know fuck all

What.

here comes the lolbertarian acting like competing against megacorps is feasible

Isn't cloudflare the one that is supposed to protect you from DDoS?
Who is gonna protect the protector?

Russia

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Google or Facebook DDoSing to promote their own competitor

excuse me?

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entertainment value, schizos literally blaming aliens, Trump and 5G because they couldn't fap to their blacked porn for 15 min

was this the cause for those 502 bad gateaways?

Rough. Feel for you man.
I'm helpdesk and we apparently had services tied with Cloudflair as well and it fucked us too.

Well considering that they are the only people doing this job,they are the leader.
Name another anti DDOS service that also intercepts data from its customers.
Pro tip you cant.

this isn't a libertarian platform anymore, it's become a leftist talking point as a way of dismissing people who complain about censorship by the globalist megacorps
>just make your own google, facebook, twitter, cloudflare if you have a problem with it

>Absolute state of 4channel
>user posting low quality bait or literal zoomer
>retard user taking that shitty bait and thinking that its serious and they're actually a tech genius
Summer is here

Was it China?

Newfags don't remember when Jow Forums could be taken offline for ages by some bored teenagers using LOIC

Can someone be helpful and tell me what is wrong and not just make fun of me

...

Iran

Very likely.
They are taking revenge for the shit that is going down in Honk Kong.
Dont blame me desu China numba 1

Oh, I thought I was doing that by being stupid trying to learn how to use a computer.

Wow. I have terrible luck and will delet that other thread.

>blue checkmark "tech" editor looking at yesterday's data
>sees lots of lines
>"this is a ddos and this is what caused the downtime today"
boomers should stay in their lane. at least cloudflare post-mortems are usually a good read.

>tfw the cloudflare nameserver assigned to my website has the word "chad" in it

yes

Imagine using the internet in 2019

this site is a punishment