>CRASH
>"police raid, hands in the air"
>"quick lads, get his ram and put it in the freezer"
Wat do?
CRASH
Hunter Harris
Zachary Moore
good luck fucker i don't have a freezer
or a ram
Christopher Moore
dilate, tranny pedo
David Wood
>OPEN UP, YOUR U.S. EXPERIAN TRUST SCORE IS AT UNACCEPTABLE LEVELS
Cooper Sullivan
>2019
>using any random access memory besides L1 cache
I shiggy diggy
Blake Baker
My heap is randomized and encrypted....................................... configure your kenrel.
Jaxon Russell
>not hooking one of these bad boys directly to your cpu
Levi Campbell
Good thing my macbook's ram is soldered in.
Gavin Sullivan
>can't get it open sarge!
>good thing we brought an angle grinder then
Gavin Lee
they would need liquid nitrogen not a freezer
Jason Turner
Not true
>use freeze spray to cool down ram and unplug computer
>put ram in freezer to keep it cool while they set up the recovery machine
>put RAM into recovery machine and quickly dump contents while you are detained on the kitchen floor
David Baker
welp, I stand corrected. But good luck having a local PD or even FBI do that. They probably don’t even know what linux is.
Camden Watson
>angle grinder
I laugh to myself as they literally shred the chips.
Oliver Martinez
>Not adding rams to a goat tower
>Not living in a goat tower
Adam Rodriguez
They wouldn't cut the ram out with it, they'd just chop out the battery and freeze the ram until someone arrived with a soldering iron
Jonathan Harris
>FBI don't understand even the basics of volatile storage physical data retention
You will be in for a big shock when they get round to arresting you.
Jose Hughes
I’ve never heard of them doing this. Even with Ross Ulbritch (silkroad) they opted to get his laptop while it was still running. Are there any cases?
Alexander Turner
k bootlicker sturmtoddler
Henry Green
i work in cyber forensic and you are obviously larping. You will never be one of us bootlicker.
Tyler Russell
RAM is generally in the form of BGA chips. A soldering iron ain't going to do shit to them, you need a hot air rework station. Otherwise known as something that's going to thaw those chips pretty damn fast.
Juan Brooks
>show me your warrant and id like my lawyer please. The laptop is in my bag i hope you like feminine penis.
Levi Reed
>My dad works at Nintendo.
Owen Reed
>Are there any cases?
No. It's a meme that only works sometimes in laboratory conditions.
Matthew Martin
>I didn't hear you say the W word pal, so I guess it's open season!
*detonates front door booby traps and opens fire*
Wyatt Stewart
>he has RAM in his PC
heh casuals
Luke Moore
>user's laugh fades quickly once he realizes the man with the grinder is a literal computer guru, better than anyone he has ever seen
heh, nuddin poisoneul kid
Elijah Williams
>Call my lawyer
>Ignore them while they freeze my RAM, shit barely works and isn't a viable option.
>Say hi to my boss who probably is who set up the raid
>Probably ask why i'm being raided
Aaron Robinson
>What is a ram
>Confusing a ram and a goat
Imagine being this new
Liam Wright
>no keys in my ram at this moment
better luck next time boyos.
Aaron Harris
This literally doesn't even work 100% of the time under ideal lab conditions and there is not a single case of ANY agency the world over ever doing this you larping mouth breathing knuckle dragging troglodyte.
Luke Gonzalez
mentally ill
Hunter Harris
>cops were actually going after someone else
Juan Rodriguez
>hands in the air
Tell Cortana to shut down my machine.
Adrian Lopez
Prepare a civil suit for a wrongful search of my property.
Nicholas Sanders
Intel SGX makes the encrypted RAM content unusable after losing power