Had Macbook for years

>Had Macbook for years
>Worked perfectly
>Don't like the new design tho, so decide to try windows
..
>Windows laptop is noisy as fuck
>Fan sounds like a jet engine even when just watching youtube
>Can't use it in quiet uni classes because it's so loud
>Touchpad is unresponsive and feels flimsy
>Updates are broken and programs don't work
>Windows 10 has fucking ADS on my desktop

I can't believe I fell for the Windows Laptop meme
Literally online right now looking for a secondhand 2015 Macbook pro (the last good model)
Seriously, how did the laptop market get so fucked?
Every PC is either ultrathin meme or shoddy business that feels awful to use


>B-but muh games
Yeah, I'd rather play no games than having a fucking 500db volcanic jet engine on my lap

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retard

retard

>decide to try windows
retard or fool.

retard

>why is my $300 shittop worse than a $2500 laptop?

Now try any $1500 "Windows" laptop.....

(You)

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Boy are you retarded

windows machines are trash

To be fair, the Zenbook is a ~1200~ish machine.

based retard

Fan noise is still an issue
I had to return my $2000 Surface Pro because of the constant screaming

>buys shitty consumer model
>"muh shitty windows laptop"
kys iFaggot

you mean like the mac pro laptop that thermal throttles after 15 seconds of full load

During LOAD, yes
Every Windows laptop I've tried has made noise even during regular web browsing

I just don't know what to get as someone with a 2013 MBA and is desperate to upgrade. Legitimately thinking of getting a Thinkpad T495, but i don't know.

you should have checked reviews on notebookcheck.net for fan noise if you were that sensitive about it
my X250 runs quiet on both windows 10 and linux

Windows is an OS you stupid faggot

Get the 15-inch mid-2015

Heard those are good

Hijacking this faggot's thread: I own a gaming laptop that I don't use for gaymes any more but it wouldn't be worth it for me to sell it.

It's a razer blade and it uses the fans way more often than I should. I disabled the dGPU's driver in the settings but it didn't do anything.

Any Winblows software I can use for easing the fan speed curve? There was nothing in the BIOS or Razer synapse. maybe I should just disconnect the fans altogether.

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Don't buy thin pieces of shit then.

You cannot escape thermodynamics.
If your laptop doesn't have enough space for cooling it will either throttle or have a screaming fan to move the tiny amount of air it has to work with.

My T460p has a 45W TDP CPU and doesn't even get loud under 100% load.
But then it's made with performance in mind, not to be the skinniest fashion accessory possible at the cost of everything else.

Get a MacBook and install windows on it

>had windows laptop for years
>don't like how loud it is, so decide to try Apple
..
>Macbook keyboard doesn't work half the time
>can't even play youtube videos on it, CPU thermal throttles
>can't edit videos, run out of RAM and can't add more
>touchpad has this weird thing where it does two entirely different functions based on how hard you press it, have to pay careful attention to how hard I poke my laptop just to right click
>apple store fucking sucks
>end up with first degree burns just trying to use garageband
>Apple installs a dedicated app to stream their advertising conferences on my desktop

I can't believe I fell for the Apple Laptop meme
Literally online right now looking for a secondhand razer blade pro
Seriously, how did the laptop market get so fucked?
Every Apple product is either ultrathin meme or literal trashcan that feels awful to look at

>B-but muh privacy
Yeah, I'd rather Windows admit to spying on you in the first place than Apple pretending not to and siphoning up everything you do anyway

pic related, it's my legs after 10 minutes trying to make a 480p youtube coding tutorial

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Buy a macbook.

I own the same device... even the same model number. I can do all of those things without the fans spinning up.
I'm going to blame the operator.

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The quiet macbook virgin vs. The jet engine windows chad

>Windows made my labtob
>imagine being at combuters

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install gentoo

Windows isn't a laptop brand you fucking retard.

>why doesn't my laptop keep the fan off until the CPU is at 95c?
Before you neck yourself, be sure to lose the beard so it can't save you.

retard


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Send from my 6th Gen Lenovo Thinkpad X1 Carbon

It's crazy how the optics on buying a 2500-3500 macbook are fine, but suggest somebody spend >1400 on a windows laptop and it's inconceivable. $1700 here, and it's more than enough to keep me happy, and I'm almost positive I'm more demanding of it than most mbp users.

Go back to mac bro, windows is for gamers only, anyone with a job gets shit done on Linux or MacOS.

New macbooks coming, strong redesign after so many years, at least wait to see them before you buy anything, maybe worth it or at least bring the prices down to older ones. (Stupid to give more than 1000euro for used by the way)

Can't wait to see what new gimmick causes their next lawsuit/extended warranty.

macOS is so much better than Windows and it's not even a competition. You'd think Microsoft would be more invested in something as large as Windows for consumer use, but nah.
You can just install Linux and that fixes that issue though, but macOS is still preferred for application support.

>Windows laptop
Stopped reading here

You should read the rest.
It's comedy gold!

Don't believe this guy, I own a Thinkpad T440P. Biggest piece of garbage I've ever owned, back to Apple for me.

retard

MACTODDLERS BTFO

>macbooks have been steaming heaps of shit since forever
>J-J-JUST WAIT FOR THIS YEAR IT'LL FINALLY BE GOOD WE REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME

>blames windows

Okay, retard, what laptop model?

sorry to inform you this, but macbooks have been getting worse every year and every redesign

Well then at least the 2015 models should be a bit cheaper with the new model.

>8 hours of battery life
>full numberpad at the expense of stubby shift
>camera out of the way, who are you gonna webcam, your black boyfriend faggot? Cover that webcam up and enjoy the thinnest bezels on a laptop ever
>144hz screen that doesn't suck
>color calibrated
>6 core cpu
>8gb 1070mq
>runs laps around a macbook
>thermal throttles but still runs laps

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>Spending more than 1000USD on a laptop

Razer is a trash company. Their quality control is utter shit. You probably got a faulty cooler

>imagine not being able to open a file in Finder by pressing fucking enter
t. occasional Mac user

I just switched over to Windows after 10+ years of Mac
You’re wrong. You’re horribly wrong. MacOS is like having a leash around your neck tied to a pole

fagOS is a fucking joke and can't even compete with Windows XP much less any linux.

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There isn't a single laptop out there that compares to the quality of Macbook trackpads.

>)))Default Folder Merging(((

Yeah, and? I'd rather commit sudoku than use any trackpad for over 10 minutes.
Something something polished dog turd...

They pay you street shitters too much

Trackpads are for retards who think mouses don't work properly on laptops.

>>Windows laptop
retard

Get an Air Retina and an eGPU, problem solved, even those you didn't know you had them

>Apple installs a dedicated app to stream their advertising conferences on my desktop

?

>>Windows laptop
da fuq is this?
retard