Stop calling these Mass Storage Devices

They are electron storage devices. And yes, I know electrons are "massive" but a puny 1/2000 of a good old hefty proton. That they choose "mass" as the principal descriptor is just retarded. Acceptable terms are:
-Electron Storage Device
-Charge Storage Device
-Solid State Transistor Grid Disk
-Electrical Entrapment Programmable Zip Diskette
-Flash of Lightning Electron Surge Tunneler
-Felt Marker Thumb Stick
-Muji 0.4 Erasable Pen Refills, Black
-Thumbnail In-Drive Universal Cereal Mass Transit System Unit
-Erasable Pen Disk Driver
-Tron Deadly Discus Programmable DOS-ROM

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Zip disquettes

usb cd

It's using mass as in 'an amount of', not the scientific mass.

>an amount of
That's even worse.
"An Amount of Storage Drive"

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This. Zip diskette or bust.

Stop being retarded

Virgin:
Chad:
Pen-drive

Your mouth can store a mass equal to one dick