My butthole hurts from using my dildos as hard as I could last night. My largest one is 11 inches long and has a 2...

My butthole hurts from using my dildos as hard as I could last night. My largest one is 11 inches long and has a 2.7 inch diameter and I took it all down to the base.

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What the fuck is wrong with you

>My largest one is 11 inches long and has a 2.7 inch diameter and I took it all down to the base.
whore

I just bought a larger one because I just mastered this one. Here's a picture of the one I bought.

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>My largest one is 11 inches long
why
just why

my whole body hurts because too much ski !

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Yeah I wish I could go bigger but I haven't been able to completely get around the sigmoid colon yet. I can get by the internal anal sphincter pretty regularly now though. It tightens up occasionally and is hard to get past with a dildo sometimes. As in it'll tighten and only be big enough for too fingers.

>sigmoid colon
that is where shit comes from dude its not safe

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If I work at it enough I can straighten it out and reach into the descending colon. If I do that enough then I could expand my range up to 20 inches. Right now 11-12 seems like the max.

you
will
die

How do you know? What would kill me?

fucking why dude
prostate is literally right there at the beginning
anus is the only thing that has a lot of nerve endings so girthy things are at least understandable, but why the fuck would you want to put something that deep
it makes no fucking sense

This is what boredom does to fags. Really makes you think

hopefully

Have you heard of Mr. Hands?

Nigga you're going to be leaking shit and various fluids by the time you're 30. Υou know that, right?

Did you at least cum?

My man if you keep that up there will be huge fucking damage done to your colon it’s best to stop

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Ew, what the fuck man?

You have never felt the feeling of your colon being filled up. It's a different feeling than mere prostate play.
I can cum from anal alone maybe 1/4 of the time. It takes a lot of concentration and how you're feeling that day plays a little bit of a role. I usually poop out a little bit of mucous the next morning but it's not really that big of a deal.
My colon is already deformed from the years of anal fucking. It doesn't bleed anymore though so it shouldn't be that big of a deal to go bigger unless it starts bleeding again. I usually just stop for a few days if I start bleeding. The worst it has been was when I got a new dildo and was too eager. I had blood coming out for two days but it stopped so I figured it was ok.

Keep on doing it goy.
Bigger is better.

subversive Jew menace I will smite thee

can you really not convert if your mum isn't Jewish btw

You can convert but if your mom isn't Jewish you aren't Jewish by default.
Most people can convert

>this thread

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Underrated

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why? that;s youre a fucking leaf. why?

Why are some people trying to actually give him advice? We shouldn't interfere with natural selection.

If I physically ever saw you outside the realm of Jow Forums. I don't care how hurt I get, no matter your physical frame, your background, or your age I will make sure by the time I'm finished with you the people that are cleaning up your body will be puking from the disgusting mess that I just fucking made. I will make sure that they will feel the same amount of disgust as I have for the past several years witnessing your disgusting posts. And the best part is they only have to feel it as they clean wretched mess that you made on the floor. I will make sure your body is so unrecognizable that your own family cannot identify the body because I don't want you to get recognition for anything I want you to die with no one knowing anything about you because you were never meant to make a difference to this world anyways in any positive light. So mark my words user post anymore just so you know you've been warned. And I really hope you sit in your basement cower in fear and rot and shitpost until you die. So you have two options cower in fear and shitpost or die to the user to who you opposed. Now for legal reasons I'm only going to say I will attack you if it's in a (((self-defensive))) situation. But I'm not sure if I'll be completely able to hold my composure when I see you.

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stop stuffing stuff into your butthole
If you keep doing this no one else would have use for it

I'm not going to die you fuck. I've done more for this world already; more than you ever will.

have you tried not using dildos

Aren't you too busy holocausting palestinians to post on Jow Forums?

>I haven't been able to completely get around the sigmoid colon yet.
Enjoy your internal bleedings as you will spasm in cold sweat slowly losing consciousness in an extremely uncomfortable and painful way.

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I haven't been bleeding anytime recently. kurwa.

I swear this is an Australian vpnposter trying to make america look bad

What the actual fuck is this thread
Based but only up to a point

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Just me talking about my life spainbro.

Do human penises even make you feel anything anymore?

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I once used 8 inch dildo and it was very uncomfortable almost to a point of pain. Threw it out the very same day I got it. You're retarded.

>had blood coming out for two days but it stopped so I figured it was ok.
fucking hell

>I once used 8 inch dildo and it was very uncomfortable almost to a point of pain

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lankchodes utterly btfo

TWO HANDS

Its the shitty gay thread that getting the most replies at this time of day. Why do i continue to stick this shit site like a faggot with stockholm syndrome

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Shoo shoo abe shoo shoo
What?
NO BLOWJOBS
I think you may have dyslexia space cowboy
Other than mrs goblino there is no one in the entire board who types this bad

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What rambling on about? Space gayboy is probably sleeping and autismo girl is rarely on this board

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Maybe you should try stop shoving dildos into your ass.

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I mean its still possible, but needs shitton of preparation and foreplay.

SHOO SHOO
COMMUNISM BAD
Oh ok so you are just typing like a retard to lead me on, very funny
>shitton of preparation and foreplay
Whats the point then?

Also TWO HANDS NO BLOWJOBS sounds like a good title for a punk rock song

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>Whats the point then?
Long fucking?

okkok i'm straight now
i'll never do another gay thing in my life i swear

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Uhh yeah, I was looking for the loli thread but I think I turned left by accident, can someone tell me where to go plz ty

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