Macbook Pro touchbar now mandatory

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

macrumors.com/2019/07/09/base-13-inch-mbp-gets-8th-gen-touch-bar-t2/

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MacToddlers BTFO

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how embarassing

it's a nice feature. sad that apple is the one doing it

basd

lelnopevo did it first

oof 1.4 ghz in 2019 on a mb pro

Don't worry, it will never reach that speed due to the extreme thermal throttling.

biased

Is there a single application where touch bar is actually useful?

It's nice as a timeline? That's about it.

it would be a nice, if slightly gimmicky, feature if they added it on to a good keyboard. They didn't, they replaced the function keys, and the keyboard itself was already shitty (fragile, zero key travel)

piano

I use it with Final Cut

>insert gaping mouth basedboy image

How do people use those weird flat keys without killing themselves every time they have to type something?

>tfw want to buy a new macbook pro
>apple makes it impossible for me to do so
guess it'll be a thinkpad for me boys

based

The MBP is pretty shit anyway. The air is where it's at.

fast access to the inventory in minecraft

If there was a good keyboard with a touchbar over the function keys (not instead of them), I'd get one. I'm pretty sure it's at least more useful than the extra keys some keyboards come up with.

You can use it as a dock replacement.

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my 7-year old x230 is more powerful than the newest macbook, imagine my shock

>having to look down to a shitty touch bar instead of pressing an actual key with feedback
>fast
pick one

the number keys are closer to your hand and do the same thing but better

>Mac keyboard
>feedback

lawdy

>feedback
>Mac
you sure they didn't take off the number keys to sell it back as a usb standalone

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apple newborns btfo out

Is that from one of the last updates of BTT?

No, it's Pock. There's also MTMR that has better customisation.

>start at $1,299
>1.4GHz quad‑core i5
>128GB SSD

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Yeah the 2017 is probably the last one

tbf though 7 year old retina macbook pro came with an i7-3820QM which is more powerful than the x230's 3520M

Based.

I've got 1500, should I upgrade the RAM or SSD? Am running most games from flash drive but I need space to bootcampmaxx

This and light up keyboards are so fucking stupid. You're not supposed to be looking at your keys. It's like putting LEDs on your car pedals so you can see them.

>3820QM which is more powerful than the x230's 3520M

For 2 seconds, then it throttles down to 900Mhz.

I do like the dock idea.
But they should put it up on that massive bezel, not replace the function keys with it.

Don’t buy it get a thinkpad

Keyboard will break so many times and you’ll hate yourself

I had to bring my 2018 tbMBP to apple store 3 times because of the fucking keyboard and I only owned it for 6 months. I returned it, got my refund and bought a T440p

Am I the only one that really fucking hates the noise the butterfly switches make?

>128GB SSD
what a fucking joke

$200 to go from 128>256gb ssd in the MBP and Airs is fucking absurd.

Don't they get replaced for free? By the time that warranty wears out we'll be 3 years into scissor switches and I'll probably be good for an upgrade. The newer ones are quieter, though I agree having used an old one at work

had never tested it, but get rekt
(running ffmpeg -c:v libx264 -threads 8 -crf 0)

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>not using Alfred

1.4ghz is that fast?

>using pajeetOS

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Nope desu i fucking HATED typing on that laptop

It is free but I had to go to applel store and not have my laptop 3 times, it was especially fucking bad during final essay project at school

Nice digits.
Guess I'll have to hope my non-retina MBP lasts me another 7 years cause it this point I see no reasonable alternative.

Even an Acer is a massive upgrade from macshit.

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afaik they don't replace them with new designs, they just replace them with new units with the same design that is destined to break

God damn it. I really like macbooks and wanted to buy more in the future but not without fucking function keys

>i really love taking it up the ass, but not with white dicks

Hello mentally ill poster