Been using a modern, attachable bidet seat on my toilet for a few months now and it's life, er, butt changing. Seriously, going to the bathroom has never been more fun or pleasurable.
If only buttholes could say "thank you!"
Article I found about how "modern bidets" differ from "traditional French bidets." (They're waaaaay easier to install and apparently good for pregnant women and the elderly too!)
I want the Toto toilet with bidet fully integrated, not those aftermarket seat things that make you sit on the toilet on an incline
or just use a shower
Where's the zoom out button?
Imagine that photo shooting contract shit
>we need you to sit on the shitter
Is it gay that every time I use one of these bidet/modern toilet things I get a boner when the water hits my ass
I ended up furiously beating off once in a hotel in Japan
user you might be a little gay. That’s ok though. Most of Jow Forums is at this point.
>stretch marks
>shitskin
>excessively fat still
no thanks
Are Toto king of the porcelain throne? They might be!
New spin on "love hotels" eh?
nope
it does feel good, especially with warm water
Am I wrong in assuming anyone who uses these in their house is a pervert who jerks off with their butt?
imagine
That's not the Tushy I was expecting.
Any excitement you get from something touching your asshole is gay
And you navigated to Jow Forums's Jow Forums to chat about it?
Um nobody touching him
thats actually cool that it squirts at an angle from far away. the older ones were gross. does this mean you dont need to use toilet paper or something?
Nope, just use a rag to wipe the water off your butt and that's it. Wash the rag every week or so.
I said "something". Getting pleasure from your asshole is gay
or maybe have a decent diet that doesn't make your shit stick to your ass
getting pleasure from another man is gay
That's pretty retarded, use a normal bidet like a decent person, you fool.
Not gonna lie, it feels pretty great.
>male gspot is located at the base of the penis
>only way to touch it is through the rectal wall that sits behind it
how does it feel knowing most men will never experience a real orgasm because they think it's gay to put anything up your butt, even water.
Yeah bidets are pretty based.
>>male gspot is located at the base of the penis
>>only way to touch it is through the rectal wall that sits behind it
I own one. Mine has a blow dryer, but basically every poop still needs a whipe once you're done because 5% of the time there will be a little shit left clinging on. Most of the time you wipe and it's just water on the paper though.
here's your (you)
>"normal" males have their dicks sliced at birth and are terrified of their own ass
he meant "only way to stimulate it"
How do I do it?
Finger?
I’d lick her asshole clean. No need for a bidet
What if you have an extremely hairy ass
12'' rubber cock
yeah or your finger
Get it lasered off you trog
always laser off back and ass hair, trim the rest with a Norelco.
is getting pegged gay?
a-asking for a friend
If my gf puts her (girl)dick in my ass and cums inside me is it gay? Not a lot of cum comes out, just a little bit of goo.
I don't think I'm able to shove anything up my ass, not even a finger.
Only if you think it's gay.
I thought that too and now I shove a 8x6 dildo up it daily, hurts like hell but worth it!!
It takes practice to get to the point where you can insert more than a single finger.
Also lots of lube.
Stay safe and don't push beyond your limits, it's absolutely not like your chinese pornography drawings where someone cums from being fucked in the ass their first time and without any prep or even lube.
It's only gay if you make eye contact well her sheneis is in your boiucci, if that happens then your turbo gay.
I bought a bidet like the one in the OP that attaches to your regular toilet. For a year or so before I had been thinking about it and how it'd be way better and cleaner and shit, but I was mistaken. It just makes my ass like, wet and shitty and I still need to use just as much toilet paper, if not more because my ass got sprayed with water so its all wet.
I really wish it was like I was led to believe. It might just be like this because I bought a relatively cheap one that you just hook up to the toilet compared to an expensive standalone one or expensive one that hooks up, but I'm very disappointed and unfortunately am turned off by bidets now.
Also yea, the incline shit is annoying as fuck, I had to buy little rubber stopper things and cut them to size and attach them to my toilet seat so that you aren't sitting at like a 30 degree angle.
I can't do it, it's way too scary.
FINE ILL GET ONE
scary? fucking how? it's your finger, if it hurts just stop (PS: use lube)
Don't overdo it with the water.
If you make your ass too clean, it'll get recolonized by foreign bacteria and then infected.
It's a rather common occurrence in Japan.
Use handheld ones so you can control the trajectory of the flow and use only as much as you need.
Do those actually have enough pressure to clean your ass without the need to use hands? I personally just use this
I use hand shower and squatting toilet, squatting toilet are best for defecating properly and countering constipation, here sitting toilets are not the norm atleast few years ago they weren't, I tried shitting on them for few years and at first it was okay but as I got older putting force was really hard, I got frustrated and tried shitting back on my regular squatting toilet and dooood it did wonders, shit came flowing.
you all niggas should use that too
>handheld ones
L-like a shower head?
Then just don’t do it. The fear of sticking something up your ass isn’t something you need to overcome to be a real man.
What about oral sex, do you fear sucking cock?