I left my pc, labtop, ps3/ps4...

>>realistically, what are the chances of me fixing my life and marrying a woman who looks like OP's picture?
If you keep shitposting here, about 0%

mommy

some of her stuff is alright, she has a cute smile

gib

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coalburner

what do i have to do, other than stop posting here, friend?

i have a gf and post here don’t listen to him. get a gf that u can shitpost with for maximum comfy

That only makes her more hot.

this girl is argentinian but I don't remember her facebook

pls be a boy

MMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKK

>what are the chances of me fixing my life
0%
>what are the chances of me marrying a woman who looks like OP's picture
Literally, be a nigger.

facebook.com
/people/Melina-Roldan/100011349919834

there she is.

instagram.com/mizumizu_iro/

>no tits
Into the trash...

gross

Thank you.

I was worried about something like this happening. Thankfully nothing was taken.

>you might lose some rotational velocidensity if your drives and discs weren't stored properly, in a cool, dry place
They weren't. desiretoknowmore.png

No, but I want to move there so you are somewhat right.

>why would they be damaged?
Heat could have distorted things.

>realistically, what are the chances of me fixing my life and marrying a woman who looks like OP's picture?
Well if you dress and groom good and go into a well paying profession you chances will skyrocket. The most important tip is to put yourself in there view. Whether that be social media or going to public places. Good luck.

My nigga.

my tits are bigger, and i'm skinnier too :3

>I want to move there
We already knew you were retarded but thanks for confirming it again I guess.

>skinnier
a bit of chub is required

>my tits are bigger, and i'm skinnier too :3
Austin?
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>a bit of chub is required
Imagine how massive Femanon's tits will get after an architect gets his hands on her.

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very good point. enjoying a bit of squish is truly cultured

My nigra

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fat fetish is the best ever. i envy the people who have it. i can't stand fat women (or people in general) as it symbolizes laziness, something which i don't tolerate at all.

man, falling in love with a pornstar is a new low even for me

Back damage.

>labtop
I don't know about damage to your equipment but it certainly looks like the heat has done some damage to your brain.

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plz gib milkies, mommy...PLZ!!!

a bit of chub is a blessing, feels so nice and soft

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I agree fat women are gross. You see it's all about treading on the fine line of THICC

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says the guy on Jow Forums

if tummy is > boobs+butt it’s too fat but a soft tummy is good and fake stuff is also bad. it’s a scientific discipline

>unapologetically milk-trucking this hard

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Does she do full nipple

Oh yes. She does everything!

Feel pride in your good taste in women.

lolno, it's not healthy

same
based

a bit of softness feels good so i don’t really care especially when i don’t mean being massive and fat

no, it's not.

You're fine bro. Was this just a thinly veiled reason to post milkers?

I would love to see your perfect body. Do you have an instagram or something?

post benis

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I'm not a Jow Forums native, hence why I asked my question. I just like showing people beautiful things from time to time. I'm glad my tech is okay.

youtube.com/watch?v=p-mVYk-Y448

god i wish that were me

MOMMY

Why would you be worried about someone stealing things? Do you live in a normal house/apartment? Austin....if you HAVE to live in Texas, fine, make it Austin. Their food and music scene is overrated and it's muggy as a hot sock.

>no tits
perfection

Why would you be worried about someone stealing things? Do you live in a normal house/apartment?
We get illegals crossing through where I live, and on top of that there are thieves and drug addicts to deal with.

>Austin....if you HAVE to live in Texas, fine, make it Austin. Their food and music scene is overrated and it's muggy as a hot sock.
Anything is better than here.

Prove it or stop posting.

cute milkers

Angela has top notch milkers and generally great figure, but also completely fucking dead eyes. Just try to ignore tits for a second and look at them. Last time I've seen eyes this dead was when I served. She is either batshit insane, emotionally blunt and/or suffered some hardcore shit in life. She also fucks niggers, which may explain a bit.

Stop watching porn.

Do you mind if I post this in the /owg/ thread?

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beep beep milk truk arrive

Post away brah. No idea what general is that though.

I want to lick that tummy

>Cow tits
Shit tier
>Flat chest
God tier

gay

th-that's a really nice pic, user

>eww she has those weird big front thingies that bodies which are estrogen dominant often have!
>why can't she look more like testosterone dominant bodies in their preteen phase?
To save some time I can inform your parents about your "orientation" while you report to your ISP that you wish to be disconnected permanently.

This post is so fucking reddit. Stop posting.

The redpill is that it gives the illusion of a younger woman :>. Also, large tits are bloat and seem uncomfortable.

Uhm, no, they are not uncomfortable.

Butthurt Catholic priest detected.

No christfag, believe it or not people traditionally have always valued youth and beauty. Funnily enough christfag women got the age of consent raised here. Fuck off redditor.

I don't browse reddit so any similarities you have experienced between these sites are just coincidences. When you read enough comments on both you are bound to find repeats eventually, I guess.

People still value youth and beauty today, but there's a point in people's lives where the bodies start changing visibly. If you value the body of a flat-chested little girl then you want them in a phase where the transformation hasn't started yet. Boys and girls start developing muscle and fat mass differently and they start looking different from one another. If you like the phase where boys and girls are still very similar then you aren't interested in female bodies, you just like the default little kid forms. A straight person would find a female figure more desirable. It indicates good genes and health.

>i don’t browse reddit
>uses reddit spacing
>posts wall of text

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I'm not the user you replied to, but I am very curious about what it would take to win your heart.

I assume you didn't leave them on, you should be fine... unless there was a flood I didn't hear about?

overwatch is a dead game

DIE SWEDE

Too many big words for you there, champ? Here, have a picture instead. Formatting two different subjects from each other wasn't actually invented in reddit, people have been doing it for ages.

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Not much, I'm a simple girl. Just be nice, I guess (:

>I dont browse reddit but based anti pedos! Fucking love feminism!

Kill yourself you fucking disgusting subhuman roastoid

You need to go back

Everything was off and there was no flood. Thank you.

>paragraphs are reddit
this subreddit is retarded

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Who are you quoting?
Back to where, exactly?

Here's the sauce since I wanted to go find it foe myself.

nhentai.net/g/151143/

I'm very nice. If you say you have a discord, I'll drop my name for you.

I don't have.

You know how I know you're gay?

Austin is a fucking faggot-filled shithole. You may as well live in San Francisco.

A person of culture

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This makes me sad, but I hope you have lots of great sex.

she's done full nigger as well

this guy knows what's up